Things that would never happen...

[Samurai_7_Kikuchiho]

Ookami Kokkoro

Yay! And I JUST thought of another, don't know how funny it'll be though. Damn I could make some drabbles on FF.net, now that I have an account.

TSUBASA:Reservoir Chronicle reference

Kakashi:Iruka, what do you want for a nickname?

Iruka:Kakashi, we've been through this before, I DO NOT want a nickname!

Kakashi:Aw! But we're lovers! And I had so many in mind! How about 'Ruka-chi'?

Iruka:No.

Kakashi:'Ruka-ru'?

Iruka: stressed No.

Kakashi:'Ruka-kon'

Iruka:HELL NO! THAT LAST ONE DIDN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE! gonk

Kakashi:Oh, well how about 'Ruka-pii'?

Iruka:No! No! And NO! I DON'T WANT A NICKNAME AT ALL!

Kakashi:But 'Ruka-chaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn!*kicked puppy look*

Iruka: eek Fine, but only the last name you used.*blush*

Kakashi:^^

hehe! funny!

OMG! A DANCING GAARA CUTE!  

[Samurai_7_Kikuchiho]

anyone else have anything? My brain is not working...dumb...poop  

[C h i p p y]

Ummm...

I don't think Gaara would ever star in as Mimi in the broadway musical rent and sing "Out tonight" in a tight lether skirt, fishnets, and a bra.

Pretty sure.

^__^  

[SparksSnow2]

Sasuke tap dancing and singing, "Brabie Girl."  

[Samurai_7_Kikuchiho]

hmm...something that would never happen...um...hm................................


um....nope...poop...my brain is not working...wait...wait...

Sasuke+Emotion=Funny!



My sissy made this...  

[Kaname Kyoto]

Iruka dancing to 'Bringin Sexy Back'  

[Kaname Kyoto]

Yay! Just thought of one!

Kakashi:'3' *singing*You nag to the left, you nag to the right----*and dancing......in the living room =_=*

Iruka:Kakashi! I'm back! Kakashi? Kaka----WHAT THE HELL! scream

Kakashi:*still dancing*You nag-----Oh Ruka-chan! Your back. How was your day? ^^

Iruka biggrin on't 'How was your day' me! What the hell were you doing just now!?

Kakashi:Oh, that, it's called 'The Nag' You see, I was watching this foreign cartoon and this little man with green hair was doing it and the little woman with pink hair was getting angry. Actually, she reminded me of you a little.

Iruka: eek I'm not even going to ask WHY you were watching cartoons let alone 'Fairly Odd Parents'.

Kakashi:Oh! So THAT'S what it was called. ^^ Ruka-chan, let's go buy the DVD's!

Iruka:WHAT!?

Kakashi:Yeah! I thought it was funny, so I want to see more, commercial free.

Iruka: eek Can't we just buy 'Invader Zim' or even an anime like 'Fullmetal Alchemist', please! I just don't want to use the money on something that will only keep you occupied for five seconds!

Kakashi:But Ruka-chan. sad

Iruka: eek ....Fine. stare But we're buying the 'Invader Zim' boxset while we're out.

Kakashi:YAY!^^

*somewhere in me, I see this happeneing, despite the fact it would never really happen*  

[Samurai_7_Kikuchiho]

whee  

[Kaname Kyoto]

Oh! Another one!

Iruka:....Sexy......

Kakashi:Iruka? Waht ARE you watching?(Wow, the tables turned!)

Iruka:........*nosebleed*X_X*pass out*

Kakashi:IRUKA!*dives for Iruka's body before he hits the ground*What happened to you?*cleans Iruka up then pts him in their room*

Kakashi:I wonder what he was watching that made him do that.....*turns on the T.V.*

AD:GET IT NOW! 'Ninjas Behaving Badly'! 20 hours of the utmost raunchy ninja behavior!*scene comes up of Kakashi being seductive looking* Call in now and get:'Ninjas Behaving Badly2:Naughty young Genin'!*another scene comes up of Naruto and Sasuke in a heated make-out session*

Kakashi: eek He....saw........OMFG! I WAS YOUNG DAMMIT! I WAS YOUNG AND NEEDED THE MONEY! AND WHAT THE HELL WERE SASUKE AND NARUTO DOING ON THE SECOND ONE! And did I see Gaara and Neji-kun!?

*meanwhile*
Iruka:'Kashi?*has the 'just woke up' look*

*hehe, it was the 'Ninjas Behaving Badly' DVD he was watching, they just like shamelessly promoting themselves ont he DVD they're promoting*  

[C h i p p y]

Oh yes. Ninja's behaving badly would sadly never happen. I WOULD SO BUY IT IF THEY DID!!!!!

*turns to look at tv to see a scene with Kiba and Shikamaru on a drunk night out*

eek .... must.... buy!!!!

*rushes out to buy vidioe*

....

SOLD OUT?!??! ARE YOU ******** SERIOUS?!?!? ONE PERSON BOUGHT THEM ALL!?!?!

WHO THE HELL?!!?

crying .... i wanted one.  

[Kaname Kyoto]

The Black Poker Chip

Oh yes. Ninja's behaving badly would sadly never happen. I WOULD SO BUY IT IF THEY DID!!!!!

*turns to look at tv to see a scene with Kiba and Shikamaru on a drunk night out*

eek .... must.... buy!!!!

*rushes out to buy vidioe*

....

SOLD OUT?!??! ARE YOU ******** SERIOUS?!?!? ONE PERSON BOUGHT THEM ALL!?!?!

WHO THE HELL?!!?

crying .... i wanted one.

Me too....... crying  

[SparksSnow2]

Kakashi in a choir uniform.

Iruka: *snorts* I doubt that wound even happen.

I know, that is why I put that down.  

[Kaname Kyoto]

Wheet-Whoo I gots another!

Iruka:You wouldn't.....

Cassie: twisted Watch me.

Kakashi:Iruka! C'mon! We'll be late!

Iruka:HELL NO! I'm not coming out!

Kakashi:But 'Ruka-chan!

Iruka:NO!

Kakashi:You look fine.....

Iruka:You call THIS fine!?*comes out of bedroom in Shinku(Rozen Maiden)cosplay*

Kakashi: eek You look....you look.....phhtttt HAHAHAHAHAHA! rofl

Iruka:GODDAMN IT! I knew it! And why are you laughing! It was YOUR idea! Hell! You even made the costume!

Kakashi:It's just....the look you gave me! rofl

Iruka: scream LET'S JUST GO!...Suigintoh. twisted *holds out skimpier costume*

Kakashi: eek I thought you'd forget. stare

Iruka:Now why would I forget? mrgreen

Cassie:The Shinku cosplay thing actually happened, you can see the picture in my FMA yaoi guild in the picture thread I think.

Iruka:You better explain the characters.

Cassie:I'll do that in another post.  

[Kaname Kyoto]

Now to explain myself, Iruka?

Iruka:b***h, the character she made me was this one:

...I hate you Cassie.

Cassie:HEY! Your not the one that had to that wear to the con.

Iruka:True, now here's Kakashi's:


Cassie:I forgot it wasn't skimpy.  

[Samurai_7_Kikuchiho]

phht HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! rofl lol crying *in tears for laughing so hard*