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Keithing
Crew

PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:50 pm


[Q]
OMFG!

I SWEAR I have fleas... -itches self everywhere-

GAHHHH gonk scream crying

How do I get rid of 'em?! gonk

(Why am I the only one who uses this thread?!)
It seems like you have the most use for it. Bitching to myself, is a habitual and very unhealthy habit I picked up somewhere along the line. It's why people think I'm a hallucinating insomniac. It's not my fault the chihuahua ran down the hall and disappeared.

As for the itching is your skin really dry by any chance? Or is it a rash? If you shave or practice some sort of hair removal, you'd be use to some sort of skin irritation as well. Or it could be certain clothes, allergies, something. My solution is lotion, unless it's raw, infected, or otherwise would burn if lotion were to be used on it. xp
PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:04 pm


tahariel
i'm so sick of stupid people. if i vent to you that does -not- mean i want you running to someone and telling them what i said. this is not high school, put your notes away!

and i lost my stupid credit card so i can't get the two letters i usually get every month and i'm sick and crampy and boys give me a headache! gonk

I memorized my # long ago...

Vague
Captain


Vague
Captain

PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:06 pm


Pell
No thanks, I don't need that kinda pain. And blood. I don't like blood. I do, however, have an infected wound on my leg. It's rather painful. I didn't want to go to the doctor because I don't have insurance, but it looks really bad. And the doctor cost 150 bucks. Yay...now I have a hunned bucks for food and stuff...and candy....Holloween doncha' know. Bah!

OK, fine, dude. But if you have an infection and don't get it looked at soon, there's a high chance you'll either die or have to go to the emergency room anyway and they'll amputate it. But hey, if you like candy more than your leg, that's totally your call.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:09 pm


tahariel
you guys bleed from the crotch for a week and feel like your innards are trying to escape through your midsection with a rusted spork, then we can talk wink
I don't think I've come across a metal spork yet, though I think a plastic one would be just as painful, just less, er, dry and poisoning. I'm betting spoonulas would make it equally uncomfortable.

It's less bleeding as much as it is a temporary chunk of you is liquifying and being secreted. I think I would rather have that than constantly being doused with hormones to keep it alive. One day it'll be all over. Except for the second puberty, known as menopause. Both sexes have it pretty bad one way or another.

Keithing
Crew


[Q]

Elder

PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 6:54 am


Keithing
[Q]
OMFG!

I SWEAR I have fleas... -itches self everywhere-

GAHHHH gonk scream crying

How do I get rid of 'em?! gonk

(Why am I the only one who uses this thread?!)
It seems like you have the most use for it. Bitching to myself, is a habitual and very unhealthy habit I picked up somewhere along the line. It's why people think I'm a hallucinating insomniac. It's not my fault the chihuahua ran down the hall and disappeared.

As for the itching is your skin really dry by any chance? Or is it a rash? If you shave or practice some sort of hair removal, you'd be use to some sort of skin irritation as well. Or it could be certain clothes, allergies, something. My solution is lotion, unless it's raw, infected, or otherwise would burn if lotion were to be used on it. xp



Actually the bug guy came today and said we have fleas in the house, so, yeah, it WAS fleas.

I KNEW MY SUSPICIONS WERE CORRECT!

But, like, after a good dousing in rain and a shower they hopped off or something.

Either that or I got used to the itch. 0.o
PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 6:18 pm


Vague
Pell
No thanks, I don't need that kinda pain. And blood. I don't like blood. I do, however, have an infected wound on my leg. It's rather painful. I didn't want to go to the doctor because I don't have insurance, but it looks really bad. And the doctor cost 150 bucks. Yay...now I have a hunned bucks for food and stuff...and candy....Holloween doncha' know. Bah!

OK, fine, dude. But if you have an infection and don't get it looked at soon, there's a high chance you'll either die or have to go to the emergency room anyway and they'll amputate it. But hey, if you like candy more than your leg, that's totally your call.


Hehe...no. I have a hundred bucks for food after the doctor's bill. I just mean I don't have much left after it. The antiboitics were only 18. Pretty cheap compared to some I've gotten before.

Pell

Friendly Genius


Keithing
Crew

PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 6:55 pm


This is why I'm glad almost no pests during Canadian winters. The bad part is the few that do move indoors.
PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 7:29 pm


The reason why I had fleas is because the stable has fleas. And as much as I adore horses... gonk

-scratches self where the fleas are-

[Q]

Elder


lolibakaneko

PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:24 pm


Keithing
tahariel
you guys bleed from the crotch for a week and feel like your innards are trying to escape through your midsection with a rusted spork, then we can talk wink
I don't think I've come across a metal spork yet, though I think a plastic one would be just as painful, just less, er, dry and poisoning. I'm betting spoonulas would make it equally uncomfortable.

It's less bleeding as much as it is a temporary chunk of you is liquifying and being secreted. I think I would rather have that than constantly being doused with hormones to keep it alive. One day it'll be all over. Except for the second puberty, known as menopause. Both sexes have it pretty bad one way or another.


...i'm gonna use that from now on when the guys want to wrestle when i have my period...

"i part of me is ******** liquifying out my crotch here, people!! leave me alone...*hides in the corner to eat chocolate*"

and trust me...you don't want it.
PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:25 pm


Q
The reason why I had fleas is because the stable has fleas. And as much as I adore horses... gonk

-scratches self where the fleas are-

I never found fleas itchy. My cats had them, which spread them to me. I just got really grossed out, and decided to sleep in the car for a while.

Metabolic


Keithing
Crew

PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:38 pm


I'm sure it would work on most men, Tahariel. Something about menstrual flow and the "oozing from the crotch" is enough to send people across continents. I only wish I could have an excuse that handy. Minus the cramps and feminine hygiene items.
PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 4:55 am


Keithing
I'm sure it would work on most men, Tahariel. Something about menstrual flow and the "oozing from the crotch" is enough to send people across continents.


You know, I was actually surprised to learn this was the case. My ex-girlfriend was shocked that I actually wanted to be near her while she had her period.

JoVo


Keithing
Crew

PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 11:53 am


I don't really mind it either. Living with a sister and being friends with mainly girls most of my life, it's just become something that happens. If anything that's when they need the most support.
PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:00 pm


Except when they start hitting! Ow my poor easily-bruised skin. Darn those menstrating girls!

Hmm...um...yeah....Take my chocolate and go away!

Pell

Friendly Genius


Keithing
Crew

PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:23 pm


When they get physical, it's time to run away. If they want a guy to beat up they can use their boyfriends or pedestrians.
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