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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:25 pm


Hinata and Naruto: Episode:1 Naruto's told.


Naruto was walking in the forest and he saw Hinata training.


Naruto: Hey Hinata!

Hinata: Oh...N-Naruto-kun...Hi...I...didn't..um...well..I..um.... *Hinata looks away from Naruto*

Naruto: Hinata is so weird sometimes. So you look like you've been training for awhile today. Would you want to go get some Ramen with me*

Hinata: Um...Naruto......that...um.......I...don't..... *Hinata started to run away*

Naruto: *yells* Wait Hinata! *After she's gone* Why is Hinata so weird??


Then Shikamaru, Neji, Ino, Shino, Kiba, and Sakura come out from the trees.

Sakura: *walks up to Naruto and slaps him* Your so dumb Naruto!!

Naruto: Ow.......what the heck was that for?

Ino: Don't you see it Naruto. Hinata likes...no loves you!

Naruto: *Naruto's eyes widen* She does?

Kiba and Shikamaru: Duh!!!!!!!!!

Naruto: Wow!

Shino: We have a plan Naruto.


The End of Episode 1
PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:22 pm


heheh. That's cute. Can't wait to see the plan.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:15 pm


Yay these are soo good biggrin
PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:26 pm


Yea, they're really nice. ^_^
I'm working on one right now, but I don't have much time. sweatdrop

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:47 pm


National Hug Day

lol, decided to make a title this time. blaugh
It's about National hug day, where all the girls get to hug any guy they wish. 3nodding It's not a real holiday though, of course. Unless it does exist, I don't know about it! xd

(In the middle of the village, where the girls are all gathered together)

Ino: blaugh Yesssssss!!!! heart You guys know what today is right? ^_^
Sakura: Of course! rolleyes
Tenten: Definitely!! 4laugh
Hinata: redface N.....no.
Ino Sakura Tenten: ............. eek What do you mean no!!!!!! scream
Hinata: crying I don't know.... February 15???
Sakura: Yeah, Feb. 15!
Tenten: Also known as....
Ino: ....... National Hug Day!!! ^_^
Hinata: h-huh???
Tenten: It's the one day where us girls get to track down those stubborn boys and give them hugs!
Hinata: Why?
Ino: Cuz. They forgot our our presents on Valentine's Day, and we were mad at them, and now we forgive them. rolleyes It's like one big joke, only in holiday form for our pleasure. blaugh
Hinata: 3nodding Alright. Any guy?
Tenten: Yeah! ^_^ I'm gonna hug Neji!!!
Sakura: I'll hug any hot guy that passes by! 4laugh
Ino: And I'll hug Shikamaru. twisted He deserves a nice, tight-till-ya-can't-breathe hug. twisted
Other girls: eek ....
Sakura: And when we're done, we're going to tie you up and bring you to Naruto. 'kay Hinata? blaugh
Hinata: ....... sweatdrop Sure. (thinking) I'll be long gone by then. Where's the point in hugging someone because a holiday says so? sad

lol, that was sooo rushed, so I decided to cut the long story into parts again. 3nodding
Also, just so you know, each person will have a little story.

btw, Sasuke's not here because I don't want to waste Sakura and Ino's potential on a fight to hug him. Although, that would be so funny. blaugh
PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 2:56 am


Heheh. That holiday should exist!

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:35 am


A Series of Hinata, Akamaru, and Naruto Skits


Hinata: Byakugan! eek
Naruto: Do you see him yet?
Hinata: (She shakes her head.) He’s still out of range.
Naruto: Hey, Hinata. You’ve been doing that a lot. Aren’t you tired?
Hinata: He cares! 4laugh No, I’m fine. Thank you very much for asking, Naruto-kun!
Naruto: Okay, I was just wondering. It sort of looks like it hurts.
Hinata: Hmmm? Why would it hurt?
Naruto: Well, when you and Neji do your Byakugan thingie, the veins around your eyes bulge out of your head, like you’re concentrating really hard.
Hinata: Oh no, it isn’t difficult at all!
Naruto: Really? Neji told me that you can see everything from every angle for a mile. Isn’t it hard to pay attention to everything? It’s hard for me to even imagine it. Doing Byakugan, I mean. I think it would hurt my brain. sweatdrop
Hinata: stare Ah…it’s not that difficult. It’s like…how should I explain this…it’s like how you see everything now. When you concentrate on something, you can still see everything else out of the corner of your eye. Byakugan is like that, only your line of sight is bigger.
Naruto: But what about seeing through stuff? Don’t you guys have, like, X-Ray vision? ninja
Hinata: Y-yes, I suppose so. That is more like…like looking through a pane of glass, or into a snow globe.
Naruto: (He looks like he is thinking very hard.) … You know what you should do with that power?
Hinata: What?
Naruto: You should travel around and go to the carnivals at each village.
Hinata: …Why?
Naruto: Well, you know how at every carnival there’s always that one booth? You know, the one where the guy hides a marble under one of three cups and you have to guess which cup it’s under? Only he messes you up by moving all the cups around?
Hinata: …Yes…
Naruto: You’d be good at that. mrgreen
PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:05 am


A Series of Hinata, Akamaru, and Naruto Skits


(Akamaru is running quickly through the park. All of a sudden, he skids to a stop in front of a larger dog. The other canine is an unusually large sheep dog with shaggy hair. If one looked very closely, one could see a leather collar and a small metal tag that said TINY WONDER.)
Akamaru: Yip Yip!
Tiny Wonder: BARK BARK!
Akamaru: Yip!
Tiny Wonder: BARK! BARK BARK!
(Tiny Wonder grabs Akamaru by the scruff and grabs Akamaru's collar in his teeth. He then slips off Akamaru's collar.)
Akamaru: Yip Yip Yip!
Tiny Wonder: BARK!
(Akamaru runs off)
-----

Naruto: So…Hinata…You and Kiba must be pretty close if he trusts you with Akamaru. ninja
Hinata: Hai! Kiba-kun and I are very close!
Naruto: Very close? That’s because you two works so well on a team, right? sweatdrop
Hinata: Hai! Kiba-kun is the best team-mate ever! He is very strong and very fast. He’s also very skilled at scouting. He is a great leader too. He’s good at almost everything!
Naruto: Oh…You really like Kiba, huh?
Hinata: Hai! We’ve liked each other for a long time. 4laugh
Naruto: liked...each other... Uh, Hinata?
Hinata: Yes, Naruto?
Naruto: How…How close is…very close?
Hinata: How should I put this…Ah! Well, Kiba once told me…he told me that I was his best girl friend! (She beams with pride.)
Naruto: eek GIRLFRIEND?!? eek (She nods.) …oh... sad
Hinata: You see, Kiba likes to differentiate between his girl friends and his boy friends.
Naruto: Differ-what?
Hinata: I-It means that Kiba likes to put his friends into categories. Shino is his best friend that is a boy, while I am his best friend that is a girl.
Naruto: Friend that's a girl… Ah, I’m confused. gonk (He holds his head in his hands.)
Hinata: Yes. (She notices Naruto’s position.) Is something the matter, Naruto?
Naruto: No, I just…so wait. You’re Kiba’s…friend, as in just a friend. Like Shino is?
Hinata: Yes. Oh, I see what’s been bothering you!
Naruto: N-no! sweatdrop It doesn’t bother me! Why would it bother me? sweatdrop I don’t care! Really! sweatdrop
Hinata: Don’t worry, Naruto, I understand. Don’t worry! Even though you might not be at the top of Kiba-kun’s list, you still have a very high spot. I’m sure of it! I’m sure Kiba values your friendship very highly! You do not need to be jealous of Shino.
Naruto: Uh…Okay. stare Thanks. Shino wasn’t the one I was worried about…

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:56 pm


my turn! yay! i shall do my series in episodes too! 4laugh

Episode One:
Sasukes hair!


Hinata: *is walking though the park humming lightly* hmmm... i w-wonder what n-naruto-kun is doing right now! 4laugh *weird kissing noises come from the bushes*
Hinata: h-huh? i wonder w-what that is?
*hinata peeks though the bushes only to see naruto and sakura making out*
hinata: *gasps* eek
???: hi hinata-chan! biggrin
hinata: *looks back and sees naruto walking towards her* n-naruto-kun?!
naruto: what'cha lookin' at? *grins*
*naruto looks though the bushes*
naruto: WHAT THE~ what are you two doing?!?! and my GOD sasuke! why did you dye your hair yellow?!
hinata: s-sasuke-sans hair... was d-dyed y-yellow?
*sakura and sasuke look back*
sakura: huh? oh hey naruto! hinata! 3nodding
sasuke: why i dyed my hair is none of your buisness confused
sakura: ano... me and sasuke-kun gotta go 4laugh
*sakura and sasuke poof away*
Naruto: i wonder if they're going out and didnt tell me eek well anyways.... since we're already here, you wanna go on a walk hinata-chan? 3nodding
hinata: I g-guess... redface
naruto: COOL! come on! xd


END OF EPISODE ONE!

and there you go! ^^ and dont worry! others will be longer... im just tired... ~.~
PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:36 pm


Aha. this Forum sounds really cool. Okies! I'm going to try and make one, m'kay? I shall try meh best, you guys!

Hinata and Naruto are all Alone in the Training Area training....

Naruto: exclaim Huh? Hinata? That you?
Hinata: N-Na-na-Naruto-Kun....K-k-onnichiwa....
Naruto: Yup! Wassup, Dattebayo!
Hinata: Um....N-Naruto-Kun..I have something to say to you....
redface
Naruto: question Okay!...So..... biggrin Whaddya want to say to me?
Hinata: Well..Um....I...Love.... redface
*Neji Appears Outta No Where*
Neji: Hinata-Sama. I wish to challenge you!
Hinata: NEJI!
scream ... domokun
Naruto: You love....Neji? confused
Hinata: N-n-o, Naruto-Kun! xp P-please, let's go somewhere else, Naruto-Kun! rofl
Naruto: O-okay...*Poofs himseld and Hinata at Ichiraku* We're Heeeere~! Old man, I'd like a miso ramen, and Hinata wants miso ramen, too! blaugh
Hinata: Um...Naruto...I-I-Love.....Y-you! Naruto-Kun, I love you! redface
*Everything's Quiet*
Naruto: T-Thank you, Hinata. I...Love...YOU, TOO~! heart
Naruto and Hinata: heart *Both Hugs each other* heart

TeeHee. I think the one that i made was really bad, huh? sweatdrop I think that later, when I'm better at it, I think I'll post another one later! 4laugh

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:41 am


lol, now there's too many skits to keep track of! sweatdrop

National Hug Day (Pt. 2)

(Naruto, walking around the village)
Naruto: -_- ....... Meh! gonk Yesterday was Valentine's Day, and I had to spend it alone.... crying *keeps walking, then notices a bush moving*
Naruto: *takes out kunai* Who's there?!?! scream
Bush: *no response*
Naruto: *stares hard at the bush* Hmmm....... *kicks it*
Shikamaru: OW! scream What the hell was that for?!
Naruto: stare What are you doing in a bush???
Shikamaru: *looking left and right* I'm hiding.
Naruto: neutral Hiding??? Why?
Shikamaru: 'Cuz, it's dangerous to walk around today.... stare
Naruto: Dangerous? What, does your dad want you clean your room or something?? rolleyes
Shikamaru: stare Not like that, stupid. Don't you know what today is?
Naruto: February 16. 3nodding
Shikamaru: *slaps forehead* 15th. It's the 15th, Idiot! Don't you know about National Hug Day???
Naruto: *Scratches back of head* Eheheh... no. sweatdrop
Shikamaru: *Sigh* You know how on Valentine's Day all the girls just assume they'll get something from a guy, and when they don't, they go completely berserk?
Naruto: sweatdrop No, but I know what it's like when you give them something when they don't want it.... *shudders at the thought of when he gave Sakura flowers and she punched him*
Shikamaru: Well, alright... confused Anyway, after Valentines day they're supposed to be all forgiving and give you a hug. That's what today is about. Girls giving guys hugs, whether we like it or not.
Naruto: So? What's so bad about??
Shikamaru: stare Some girls.... aren't so forgiving. A lot of them come to me on this day...
Naruto: uh.... and?
Shikamaru: They like to hug. With their hands. Around my neck. gonk
Naruto: Oh... I get it now. sweatdrop Heck, I would just about anything to have a girl hug me today. 3nodding
Shikamaru: Well, you'd better hurry then. Lord Hokage says this holiday is a waste of time, and says she might get rid of the holiday.
Naruto: What?? eek

Ending it here, cuz I gotta go now. gonk I'll be back. 3nodding
PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:22 pm


Part three! 4laugh Warning: Not NaruHina, not important to the overall story, and I think you'll love it if you're a ShikaIno or ShikaTema lover. blaugh

National Hug Day (Pt. 3)

Shikamaru: Well, you'd better hurry then. Lord Hokage says this holiday is a waste of time, and says she might get rid of the holiday.
Naruto: What?? eek
Shikamaru: stare Yup. Aparently no man is man enough to hug her, since, well, you know. rolleyes I say good riddens. I'd give anything to have this holiday out of my life.
Naruto: *eye twitch* .............. No! I won't let Granny Tsunade do that!! gonk *runs off in a direction* Granny TSUNADE!!!
Shikamaru: *sighs* Tch. Tch. Tch. ..... What a troublesome guy.
Temari: and stupid. Don't forget stupid.
Shikamaru: Yup. Stu- eek T-Temari? What are you doing here?
Temari: 4laugh Oh, just here... for today... You know what today is?
Shikamaru: sweatdrop Wh-what? But.... I thought....
Temari: Nope. It's National Hug Day. Meaning in all of the five nations.
Shikamaru: eek
Temari: So, why didn't you give me anything on Valentine's Day? Did you get too lazy to get something for your goddamned girlfriend? evil
Shikamaru: B-but, I don't remember-
Ino: *running up to them* scream Hands off, Sand girl! He's my boyfriend!
Temari: WHAT?! scream You were cheating on me too, Shikamaru??
Shikamaru: gonk What? Cheating? I-
Ino: Oh, so you go out with her behind my back, do you? stressed I am soooo through with your lazy butt!
Temari: Wait a minute, behind your back? stressed No way, he was mine first until you showed up!
Ino: I've known him since our academy days, I say he's been mine longer!
Temari: Oh yeah?
Ino: Yeah!!!
Ino, Temari: *to Shikamaru* so who was first???
Shikamaru: Umm.... Neither? sweatdrop
Ino, Temari: ............. mad
Shikamaru: sweatdrop *thinking (in white because....yeah ninja )* Oh s**t... women are so troublesome... gonk

lol, sorry Shika. sweatdrop I was going to put in Tayuya and Kin too, but I figured that would be overkill. eek Come to think of it, this whole National Hug Day skit is going to be pretty long, and some of the parts may not be NaruHina. sweatdrop I've been thinking about stopping.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:40 pm


Part 4.

(Naruto just entered Tsunade's office)

Tsunade: What is it, Naruto?
Naruto: Granny Tsunade! gonk Please don't get rid of National Hug Day!
Tsunade: stare Why not?
Naruto: Because.... because.... sad
Tsunade: Exactly. A pointless holiday.
Naruto: No it isn't! Hugs aren't pointless! scream
Tsunade: Maybe not hugs, but the holiday itself just isn't worth it. Besides, why would you even want to keep a holiday like this, Naruto? Doesn't it pain you not to get hugged by anyone?
Naruto: ..... It pains you, doesn't it? Granny Tsunade, I'll let you hug me if you just please keep this holiday! I have someone very special that I want a hug from! Please! gonk
Tsunade: stare ......... Fine.
Naruto: blaugh Yay!!!!!!! Thank you! 3nodding
Tsunade: But, remember now. It's up to the girls to hug who the want, not the boys. Understood?
Naruto: 3nodding Loud and Clear. Only girls may give hugs.
Tsunade: Good. Now please leave, I'm busy.
Naruto: *about to leave office* biggrin Don't you want your hug?
Tsunade: mad I don't need one. I didn't ask for one.
Naruto: sweatdrop Alright then. 3nodding Bye! *runs out of office* *thinking* Only girls get to hug? I can do that. 3nodding

Ooooo.... Naruto, what are you planning?? xd

EDIT: Yeah, I'm stopping with this. xd they're all out of character and I felt like I was writing it while drunk or something (which happens when I rush. sweatdrop )
PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:04 pm


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Hinata and Nartuo are alone in the woods

hinata: Naruto there's something I've been wanting to tell you redface
Naruto: what is it?
Hinata: The truth is I...I... redface
Naruto: what?
Hinata: I love... redface
Kiba: There you are Hinata I've been looking for you Kurenai senseis pissed.
Hinata: KIBA! scream
Naruto: You love Kiba?
(Naruto walks away)
Hinata: Nooooooo crying
Kiba: What just happened?
Akamaru: woof


rofl

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:14 pm


Macroth
Ok, here I go. I'm half dead so I don't know how this will turn out.

Hinata is training on her own when Kiba and Shino approach from behind

Kiba- Hinata, we need a word.
Hinata- Kiba-kun... w-what is it?
Shino- Hinata... How long is it since you met Naruto?
Hinata- redface f-four years.
Shino- And in that time... How long have you been in love with him?
Hinata- sweatdrop T-three years, 363 days, 23 h-hours, a-and 59 minutes redface
Kiba- stare As I suspected, but I have a plan... mrgreen

Naruto is training on his own when suddenly Hinata, red as a beetroot, Shino and Kiba approach. They push Hinata forward, then dissapear with a puff of smoke. Leaving Hinata and Naruto standing there.

Naruto- Hinata? What's going on Dattebayo?
Hinata- redface

Meanwhile, Kiba and and Shino are hiding in some bushes watching the scene unfold.

Kiba- Do you think she'll go through with it?
Shino- I think so, she's much stronger than she looks.

Hinata- N-n-naruto-k-k-kun. redface
Naruto- Are you alright Hinata? You look like you have a temperature Dattebayo.
Hinata-I-i-i-i h-h-h-have to t-t-tell you s-s-something.
Naruto- Come on Hinata, you know you can tell me anything Dattebayo 3nodding

Hinata gains courage from Naruto's smile.

Hinata- Narutokuniloveyouandhavealwayslovedyousinceifirstsawyouandnoonecouldloveanyonelikeiloveyou! heart redface

Kiba- She did it!
Shino- She did it!
Naruto- sweatdrop Sorry, I didn't catch that, can you say it again Dattebayo?
Kiba- scream
Shino- scream

Hinata goes a brighter red.

Hinata- Naruto-kun... I lo...
Hinata suddenly freezes and her face turns a malicious velvet.
Suddenly, Hinata's head explodes!

Shino- confused I didn't expect that!
Naruto- gonk (Dattebayo)



WTH??!!
i really didnt see that coming...haha rofl
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