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 Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:37 pm
Sreen Don't make me take the Billys >3
So, I used this paper towel tube, drew a face on it, and named it Billy. Over like, 2 months, people kept adding to the Billy family. On April Fools day, someone held them all ransom.
The Billys had to go bye bye though That reminds me, in middle school we had this baton that someone drew a face on. We called it Mr. Baton. Except one day Soeds got angry and threw him at someone...and he broke.
We held a right proper funeral.
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:43 pm
~Chuck's Working Overtime.
~Parabola.
~ASSEMBLE!
~Let's Morph!
~It's the obese mellophone, or the anorexic tuba. Whichever way you wanna look at it.
~Don't make me make you eat the grass!
~Mediocrity.
~The Egg Song. ((You all know the musical Oklahoma, right? Think of the old farmer's song...)) SELMINELA!
~YOU! You talk to much on the field but you're almost silent off of it!
~It's like a squirrel trying to kill Darth Vader.
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:17 am
Oh gosh.... here goes the infamous Chihuahua story ^^.....
Our band director in middle school, Mr. Greenberg, had eyes that always looked like they were bugging out, it made him look like a Chihuahua ^O.O^. I started joking around & called him Mr. Chihuahua to my friends, and that started picking up and soon most of the band was calling him that. I had a collection of Chihuahua stuff in my Tenor case, that I hope he never knew about wink . One of my friend's mom's actaully thought his name was Mr. Chihuahua xp . So it's Open House at school for all the parents to meet your teachers & stuff, and a lot were thinking "He can't look like a Chihuahua...". That was until they sat down in the band room, my mom told me that a bunch of the parents she knew were looking at each other out of the corner of their eyes & were trying not to laugh xd
~BlackiE~
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:38 am
- On every one of our exams for band, we have ten questions we "answer" by watching a movie in band class. Once, some guy put the word "spam" for every one of his answers, and he still got 100--as did everyone else. xd
So for all our exams we just put random answers...and...get perfect scores. wink
- We're the only band that DIDN'T do Pirates of the Carribean... (a quote in itself, an inside joke.)
- Your plume's giving me the finger.
That is explained by our old, bright yellow, hideous, Big-Bird-like ghetto plumes which go nuts in the wind, and every place we go we leave behind a trail of yellow feathers. whee
- Last year for about a game or two we had to shout "MORPH!" during a horn pop type thing, and during band camp one of the instructors laughed and said "...the mighty morphin' Rebels!" whee xd stare
Why'd we do that? The show was derived from a composition called "Symphonic Metamorphisis" by Paul Hindemith, hence the morph thing. stressed (The show was titled Change Is In The Air: Symphonic Metamorphisis.")
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:41 am
Oh, so many to choose from.... -thinks-
There's one only me and my friend know the WHOLE story of.. one day, just out of nowhere during grade nine band, the tuba player was all 'we're gonna have to buy you a new conductor's baton for Christmas, because you're gonna end up breaking it" The next day, during concert band, our band director whacked it across a stand and it broke X_X
Hrmm... what else? We invented a new dynamic! Mezzo X. Don't ask..
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 3:12 pm
1. If we crash and burn, tuck and roll.
2. Dark and cuddly (Darth Vader Plush Toy)
3. Remember... 4:4
4. Honey, put the Frosted Flakes away.... (PM for mor info).
5. Rubber Chicken (PM for more info).
6. 2000 pies!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 7:15 pm
Well, In jazz band I got the nickname, Dancin' Man Andy. this came from my...expressive...behvior while playing solos. At the begenning of the song my director was announcing the soloists for the song, and he introduced me as "Dancin' Man Andy" and it stuck ever since.
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:46 am
hmm....we have a lot from pit and stuff...
1) Mr. Perry's a cow
2) No more Wheaties
3) The stick
4) Look at the funny man with the stick
5) Play it like you're drunk (wow! you played it perfectly!)
6) Ambulances
7) Play it for the teachers
cool Betting on each other
So many more, but it's the summer....forget things.
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:56 am
Yeah, our band seems to have a lot of inside jokes, especially with low brass xd . I'm just too lazy to post them right now...
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:13 pm
Well...with our director, I get it alot for goofing off...but if something is played wrong he's like, "That the jazz version?" and whenever he's messing up playing his guitar in Jazz Band, "Hey...that the jazz version?" It's cheesy, but it's fun.
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:31 am
1) My friend in concert band sits on the very edge of the row, so close to the band director, that if she tried enough, the band director could probably blind her with the baton. Evry time after as concert, well go up to her and ask, "chelsea, how many fingers am I holding up??"
2) Flutes on strike!!! WEWT!!!
3) He must be a bass player. (all three of our bass players are complete idiots, so when someone does something incredibly stupid, we all say, "He must be a bass player")
4) On our trip to reno, our fourth trupmpet player fell asleep on the bus. So, our first trumpet player got up and tried to wake him up, just for the sake of annoying him. He leaned down close to his face, and someone took a picture. Well, a week later, when the picture developed, It looked as if the two trumpet players were about to kiss. Our band director still has the picture on her bulletin board.
5) Several days after we came back from the CMEA concert band festival, we were listening to the tapes from the judges. Well, the judge, when he was talking to the tape reorder, had it set to fast forward. When we listened to he tape, it sounded like a gerbil on helium.
6) After we performed, we walked out and had to walk by the judge table. That guy had at least 10 cups of coffee. My friend looked over and said, "Damn, thats a lot of cofee!!" We still don't know if he heard us or not. ^-^
7)During our trip to reno, we went to a concert, and the lead saxophone soloist looked as if he were trying to hump his alto sax or shove it into his groin.
[shudder]
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:47 am
- No sex at band camp.
- ******** 'Hershey Flag'! (That was definately me. ^^; )
- Orgazmo
- 'Look at the retard'!
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:57 am
I was getting ready for a duet with a clarinet and I couldn't get my high F out (I'm an oboe and I hate high notes>.< ). My BD put his baton on my stomach and told me I needed to use my diaphram(I can't spell that word...) He told me to play my F and push the air using my diaphram instead of my lungs. I started playing my F (really flat) and he kept on going, "push! push! push!!" the whole class started cracking up and I couldn't play the rest of the class period because I'd start laughing! I can play my F now though!
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:58 pm
: ) There's too many to post!
Like this one.
One word:
Goider
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:25 pm
The Aggrivation song. PM me if you wish to know the song heart
It was made up on the way to a game, or sung and then stuck with everyone, I'm not sure, since I wasn't there, BUT I know the song by heart and sing it frequently.
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