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 Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 4:35 am
181. Dye it black and tie it around your upper arm as a mourning band. (Also for use on Towel Day. gonk heart )
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 7:14 am
182. use it to complete your awsome ford prefect halloween costume!
-awsome ford prefect costume not included- whee
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:51 pm
183: Use it to throttle yourself endlessly in an attempt to be similar, in some way, to the Simpsons.
Looking back, that was very odd.
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:24 pm
184. Use it to keep yourself from slipping in a slippery shower that is lacking a mat. 185. Use it as a makeshift flag. 186. Sew towels together and... go sailing! 187. As a hairband (but you'd need a relatively thin towel). 188. Mosquito netting. 189. I wonder if anyone has tried to make a satchel out of towels... that would be cool... 190. Er... curtains? 191. An umbrella! Periathien 157: To clean off your desk when you're too lazy to actually get up and move the things from the desk to the floor. I have actually done that.
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 3:07 am
192. As something to sell when you completely run out of money.
193. To cook and eat if you have no food.
194. Adding it to a stick to make a flag xd
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 10:59 am
195: Put it over your pants while reading the newspaper to avoid getting newsprint smudges on your pants (my grandfather does this).
196: As a smock! (smock, smock, smock, smock... I love that word xd )
197: As an apron.
198: To clean up the mess you made when whatever you were cooking with your towel/apron exploded.
199: To clean up the mess when you recooked whatever you were cooking, asked your brother to taste-test it for you, and then he spat it out.
200: To help out with the Whale-Blubber Removal Project of Magrathea.
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:28 pm
201: to stuff in a hostage's mouth so they keep quiet!! evil
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:45 pm
202. My mom has a towel in her car for wiping off the windows if they get muddy, soooo: you can use it to clean a car's windows.
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 9:37 am
wingnut the improbable 196: As a smock! (smock, smock, smock, smock... I love that word xd ) Quote: Yay for smocks! 203. Also, keep a towel in the car to put on the seats so they dont' get dog hair on them when the dogs are in the car. You can also use it to dry off their muddy feet so they don't muddy up the car.
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 9:45 am
204. Wasn't there something in the TV show about using towels in a hyperspace jump? So: cushioning a hyperspace jump.
205. To have while watching the TV show for the purpose of having a towel while watching the TV show.
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:22 pm
206 - As a duvet cover
207 - As a duvet
208 - As a bed-sheet
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 9:48 pm
yeah, there are a few doubles in there. maybe a comprehensive list should be made.
209: play peekaboo with it.
210: poke holes in it and use it to conceal your identity.
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:57 pm
Yes, perhaps one of us should compile the list so far...
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:32 pm
211. To carry obscene amounts of clean laundry upstairs in. (Which I have done, when faced with a pile of laundry larger than I am.)
212. To wrap around your fist to aid in some sort of shouty martial art which involves swinging the towel around. (Which Movie!Ford has done, when faced with Vogons.)
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Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:02 pm
213: use it to wrap around your pet stick so that he can travel in your bag without you worrying too much about breaking him.
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... ninja what? I didn't say I actually did it. ninja
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