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 Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:51 am
xD They hasnt exactly heard music either!
Sasukes kid: Look dad! Listen to this! *pops in CD*
Shake that by Eminem starts playing
Sasuke: *eyes widen* And why, my son, are you listening to this?
Sasuke's kid: Its the new hip thing, yah know dad?
Sasuke: *stares blankly* Uh-huh...
Few minutes later
Sakura: Sasuke! What are you listening to?
Sasuke: *turns off CD with Shake that on it and puts on some Polka* Oh, um.. nothing!
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:14 am
Sasuke's kid: DAD! Stop stealing My CD's!
Sasuke: But...It's just so BEAUTIFUL! gonk
Sasuke kid: Here, take your depression out on this -takes out coffee machine-
Sasuke: You are a smart child ^^ -turns on machine
- 20 minutes later-
Sasuke: -cup in hand- OhmygoshIjustlllllllllooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeecoffee!Coffeisjustsogood!Especiallywhenthereisvanillaflavoringandcreamstuffohmythat'sevenbetter!ooohhhtheroomispinningwhyistheroomspinning?! -passes out from too much caffine- ( Translation: Oh my gosh I just love coffee! Coffee is just so good! Especially when ther is Vanilla flavoring and cream stuff oh my that's even better! Ooohhh the room is spinning why is the room spinning?!)
Sasuke's Kid: ...oops. So THAT'S why mom hide it
Sakura: I'm ho-o-o-me! -sees Sasuke with coffee machine- SASUKE-KUN!
Sasuke: *wakes up all coffee drunk- Wha....What did I do?
Sakura: YOU HAD COFFEEE AGAIN! -slaps Sasuke with uber big golden spatula-
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:16 am
xd
Sakura: ....Are you listening to...Polka?
Sasuke: >> What's wrong with polka?
Sakura: .__. N-nothing, dear. *walks out of the room*
Kid: Mom!
Sakura: Yes?
Kid: I can't find my Eminem CD!
Sakura: ...*glances back* One second. *walks back into the room*
Sasuke: *is caught lip sync rapping to himself* o.o....Um.....I can explain!
Sakura: *hits him with the spatula* Give him his CD back! <.>
Sasuke: He shouldn't be listening to such music!
Sakura: And neither should you! *takes the CD and walks to the kitchen and throws it away*
Son: Mom! D:
Sakura: Son, you know stuff like that is bad for your father. I'll give you some money and you can go buy the edited version tomorrow.
Son: ...Okay! <3
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:40 am
xD Very interesting! lol
Sasuke's kid: Mom!
Sakura: What!? *walks into the room*
Sasuke's kid: *points to Sasuke* Look!
Sakura: *looks at Sasuke* SASUKE!
Sasuke: *freezes* I was um... just testing out the new CD player! Yeah...
Sakura: You brought another Eminem cd! *crackles knuckles*
Sasuke: *lowers head* Maybeh...
Sakura: *pulls out the uber-huge-goldeny-spatula* NEVER DO THIS INFRONT OF OUR KID AGAIN! *chanses after Sasuke*
Sasuke: *screams high-pitched and runs away*
Kid: *sweatdrops* They're almost as bad as grandpa Kakashi and grandpa Jiraiya. *pulls out -the book- and giggles*
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:01 pm
XD Nuuu! 'The Book'!
What have you done to their precious children, Kaka-sensei and Jiraiya-san?!
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:10 pm
*sighs* Something totally, not normal. (But to them it is xD)
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:34 pm
Kaka-sensei's gonna have the most pervy kids in Konoha.
Sasuke: *talking to his daughters* o.o And Uchiha Family Rule #5?
Daughters: *sigh* If you don't want to get raped, stay away from Kakashi's children.
Sasuke: Good. <3
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:38 pm
Iia Kaka-sensei's gonna have the most pervy kids in Konoha.
Sasuke: *talking to his daughters* o.o And Uchiha Family Rule #5?
Daughters: *sigh* If you don't want to get raped, stay away from Kakashi's children.
Sasuke: Good. <3
Sasuke: Drill!
Daughters: *tap feet together and saluting* Hai!
Sasuke: Whats the first rule soldiers?
Daughters: Dont go near the Dobe's kids or have any friendly conversations with them, Sir!
Sasuke: Rule #2, soldiers?
Daughters: Stay away from Uncle Itachi and our cousins, Sir!
Sasuke: 3rd?
Daughters: Remember to eat your tomatoes, Sir!
Sasuke: Good. Fourth.
Daughters: *sigh* Dont have boyfriends until we're 16, Sir!
Sasuke: *sighs* Good, take a break.
Daughters: Sir! Yes sir! *run to Sakura*
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:33 pm
xd
Sakura: >> Sasuke-kun. You shouldn't be treating them like soldiers.
Sasuke: It's teaching them respect.
Sakura: Sasuke-kun! <.> You're creating rivalries between Naruto and Itachi's children!
Sasuke: ...so?
Sakura: @_@ I give up! *storms away*
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:43 pm
^^ Hehe... soldiers.. haha... xD
Sasuke: Attension!
Daughters: Oh god..
Sasuke: *smiles the tiniest bit* Were going for a drive in our minivan
Daughters: 1) Um... no thanks dad! I got homework to do!
2) Mom said I have to help fer with supper.
Sasuke: I must be too strict on them
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:14 pm
XD That minivan.
Sakura: *walks into the house, grinning like mad* KIDS! Get in the living room. I wanna tell you something before your father gets home.
Two daughters: What's up, mom?
Little Son: Hi, mommy! ^_^
Sakura: Hey. <3 Look at this. *holds up a big wad of money*
Daughters: O_O Where'd you get that?!
Sakura: Check it out. I sold that minivan.
Daughters & Son: O_O HALLELUJAH! OUR LIVES ARE SAVED!!!
Sakura: ^_____^
*at dinner*
Sasuke: .............................................
Sakura: Honey, plea-
Sasuke: Sakura, don't talk to me.
Sakura: We didn't need the min-
Sasuke: SAKURA.
Sakura: Sasuke-kun. We are NINJA.
Sasuke: ...
Sakura: WE DON'T NEED A MINIVAN.
Sasuke: *sniffs*
Sakura: o.o....Are you cr-
Sasuke: NO. *turns away*
Sakura: you're actually crying over this?
Sasuke: ;.; *sniff* I'm not crying!
Son: *giggles* Daddy's a pansie.
Sasuke: o__o
Sakura: *gasp* Apologize to your father.
Son: Sorry, daddy.
Sasuke: ...
Sakura: *leans over and whispers to son* You're right.
Son: I know. <3
Poor Sasuke. xd
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:54 am
i think i have one. hope u like.
sas. daughter:mom can i talk to u.
sak:sure sweetie what?
sas.d:umm...im secreatly dating uncle narutos first son.
sak:really? for how long.
sas.d: about 3 weeks now.
sak:well ill allow it. do not tell ur father though. if he founds out he will kill naruto for letting his son date u.
sas.d:i promise i wont.
*dinner*
sas.son:daddy hows was ur day?
sas:not bad really. had better though. u son?
sas.s:well not much just trained, hanged out with my friends, saw sis making out with uncle narutos son, and......
sas:WHAT?!! eek
sak:sweetie calm down.
sas:im leaving for a minute
sak:great *grabs golden spatula and chases after him*
sas.s:what did i do?
sas.d:im going to kill u!!!!!
sas.s:MOMMY!!!!!!!!!
*she chases after him with a silver spatula*
*narutos place*
sas:NARUTO!!!!
nar:hey sasuke-teme whats up-p-pm....
*sasuke choking naruto*
sas:die u b***h, die!!!
sak:sasuke let go of him now.
sas:never!!!!
nar:i cant br-br-eathe...
*sakura hits sasuke with the golden spatula hard*
sas:ugh my head.
sak:stop choking him!!! *keeps on hitting him over and over again*
*naruto goes inside*
nar.s:whats wrong dad?
nar:lock the door son, lock the damn door.
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 6:39 am
XD!!! Oh no! The kids found the silver spatula that Sakura USE to use before she bought that golden one!
xD Poor, Poor, POOR, Naruto's kid.
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 6:47 am
Sasuke: >> *evil cackle*
Son: oO What's up, dad?
Sasuke: >w< I've figured it out! KUKUKUKUKUKUKU! ((>> Gotta love Oro's "kukuku" XD))
Son: o-o....Moooom! gonk *runs away as fast as possible*
*next day*
Sakura: SASUKE-KUN! >:C I TOLD you that beating up Kakashi-sensei will NOT make him stop giving the kids porn. *whips out spatula*
Sasuke: *smug grin*
Sakura: >Sasuke: Chidori Nagashi!
Sakura: 0___________< *electrocuted*
Sasuke: ...?
Sakura: *sizzles* S...S....S-asuke-k-kun?...@-@
Sasuke: >W< Yes, dear?
Sakura: *punches him in the face, WITH CHAKRA*
Sasuke: X_X OW! Owowowowow!
Sakura: *slaps him with the spatula and storms off*
Sasuke: ....T.T That didn't work so well. *goes to clean his now bloody nose*
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:42 am
son:sis what do u think mom saw in dad that made her marry him?
sis:not sure. why not u ask her.
*kitchan*
son:mom i have a question?
sak:what is it?
son:what made u fall in love with dad.
sak:well sweetie it started when i was little and started to have a crush on him. then it became more then a crush then i fell in love with him.
son:but mom do u marry him because he is crasy.
sak:sweetie your father is not crasy. hes just unique.
*sasuke comes in*
sas:^_________^
sak:whats with the grin honey.
sas:nothing.
*phone ringing*
sak:hello? o hi hinata. uh-huh. what?! but how?.... oh i see thanks for telling me. tell him that i hope that he comes out of the hospital soon.
*hangs up*
sak:sweetie why did u beat up naruto so hard that he had to go to the hospital?
sas:well.... uhh...
sak:yes...
sas surprised k it started when naruto said that our daughter should date his son and that she is old enough.
sak:then why did u almost kill him?
sas:he said that his son would take special care of her. and he had a weird smirk on his face.
*sakura takes out the golden spatula*
sak:u know the drill.
sas:yes dear.
*in other room*
son:sis i know why mom married dad.
sis:why?
son:cause she felt sorry for him because no one would marry a crasy person like him and she felt sorry for him.
sis:thought soo. also it could have been the looks. i guesse mom never heard of the quote:never judge a book by its cover.
*background u can hear screams from sasuke and slapping noises from the spatula*
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