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 Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:47 pm
Lisariendri Mercae Killar Then i realised there was no pudding for him to get. I look closer and see him reaching into his diaper.... Yikes, I'm so happy neither of my kids did that. My nephew took off his diaper once.. and covered himself with his own poop.. then came out of the bathroom screaming like a banchee.. my sister grabbed him by his wrist.. and dragged him (literaly.. he was being dragged along on the floor by his arm...) to the bathroom.. screamed at him .. gave him a bath, spanked him rather harshly afterwards.. and made him take a nap.. (my nephew was almost 3 when this happened.. it was just this summer .. and she still hasn't potty traned him yet)) He hasnt done it since, and thankfuly he knows that poopy is stinky and should only go in the potty. Unfourtantly he is being rebellious right now and refuses to go to the potty even though he was doing so well last month.
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:35 pm
Mercae Killar Lisariendri Mercae Killar Then i realised there was no pudding for him to get. I look closer and see him reaching into his diaper.... Yikes, I'm so happy neither of my kids did that. My nephew took off his diaper once.. and covered himself with his own poop.. then came out of the bathroom screaming like a banchee.. my sister grabbed him by his wrist.. and dragged him (literaly.. he was being dragged along on the floor by his arm...) to the bathroom.. screamed at him .. gave him a bath, spanked him rather harshly afterwards.. and made him take a nap.. (my nephew was almost 3 when this happened.. it was just this summer .. and she still hasn't potty traned him yet)) He hasnt done it since, and thankfuly he knows that poopy is stinky and should only go in the potty. Unfourtantly he is being rebellious right now and refuses to go to the potty even though he was doing so well last month. Heh, he sounds smarter than both of my nephews combined (I feel bad for them.. my sister did drugs and various other stupid things.. like drinking, and hottubbing during her pregnancy.. and drank vast amounts of soda and her children both ended up having MAJOR caffine addictions when they were born)
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 10:25 pm
My funny story just happened last week. I had taken Crystal, my youngest, with me to go and pick up Amber from school. We have to go outside around the building to the side door to pick up Amber from her class *it sucks having to wait out in the cold neutral *. Other parents/grandparents/babysitters are out there freezing their butts off alongside me, and one mother in particular starts chatting to Crystal. She asks her: Her: "Hi there, what's your name?" Crystal: "Crystal!" Her: "Crystal...such a nice name. And what's new with you today?" Crystal runs off a bit, turns around, smiles, and in the loudest voice possible says: "I HAVE BLOOD UP MY BUM!!!" eek  All of the parents turned around and looked at her and then me. My response to her proclamation? "An over-active imagination is what she has" Some laughed and others just looked at me strangely. What a day that was sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 11:36 pm
Tessiebean My funny story just happened last week. I had taken Crystal, my youngest, with me to go and pick up Amber from school. We have to go outside around the building to the side door to pick up Amber from her class *it sucks having to wait out in the cold neutral *. Other parents/grandparents/babysitters are out there freezing their butts off alongside me, and one mother in particular starts chatting to Crystal. She asks her: Her: "Hi there, what's your name?" Crystal: "Crystal!" Her: "Crystal...such a nice name. And what's new with you today?" Crystal runs off a bit, turns around, smiles, and in the loudest voice possible says: "I HAVE BLOOD UP MY BUM!!!" eek All of the parents turned around and looked at her and then me. My response to her proclamation? "An over-active imagination is what she has" Some laughed and others just looked at me strangely. What a day that was sweatdrop Oh my goodness, what a thing to say! Poor mom.
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 11:48 pm
hehe..i love this guild..funny stories!! haha..i don't have any funny stories of my baby because it's still in my tummy..but i have this one of my lil brother..he's about to be 6 in March..it's real recent & just cracks me up..lol..
Okay..so u know those girl gone wild commercials right? Well..one of those came on and my little brother was standing there frozen fasinated with the commercial when all of a sudden i hear him yell out "Micheal, come here, come here, hurry, you've gotta see this!!!" Haha..Micheal being my stepdad..and his stepdad..i started laughing soo hard because it real funny..after the commerical was over..he walks up to my mom and goes "mommy, i saw 2 girls naked on top of eachother, great huh?" Haha..
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 2:11 am
My little sister was about 2, and only talking in words, not sentances yet. The first sentance we ever heard from her was the funniest. She always called her beach ball a "ball beach." One day, our aunt was holding her ball, and my sister got mad. She yelled, "GIVE ME BACK MY BALL BEACH!" except that through her anger, the last word came out sounding a little more like a bad word than beach. We laughed and laughed!
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 12:24 pm
lazyfairy My little sister was about 2, and only talking in words, not sentances yet. The first sentance we ever heard from her was the funniest. She always called her beach ball a "ball beach." One day, our aunt was holding her ball, and my sister got mad. She yelled, "GIVE ME BACK MY BALL BEACH!" except that through her anger, the last word came out sounding a little more like a bad word than beach. We laughed and laughed! Thanks for this one I needed a laugh and that's hilarious! biggrin
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 1:24 am
chesire_cat hehe..i love this guild..funny stories!! haha..i don't have any funny stories of my baby because it's still in my tummy..but i have this one of my lil brother..he's about to be 6 in March..it's real recent & just cracks me up..lol.. Okay..so u know those girl gone wild commercials right? Well..one of those came on and my little brother was standing there frozen fasinated with the commercial when all of a sudden i hear him yell out "Micheal, come here, come here, hurry, you've gotta see this!!!" Haha..Micheal being my stepdad..and his stepdad..i started laughing soo hard because it real funny..after the commerical was over..he walks up to my mom and goes "mommy, i saw 2 girls naked on top of eachother, great huh?" Haha.. *Laughs* Yipes! I think I would die if that ever happened to me. (At least, I'd be bright red.) lazyfairy My little sister was about 2, and only talking in words, not sentances yet. The first sentance we ever heard from her was the funniest. She always called her beach ball a "ball beach." One day, our aunt was holding her ball, and my sister got mad. She yelled, "GIVE ME BACK MY BALL BEACH!" except that through her anger, the last word came out sounding a little more like a bad word than beach. We laughed and laughed! LOL!! Oh no! That is so cute!
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:29 pm
*bumps thread up to first page with unmatched sublety*
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 8:56 pm
Okay, I am gonna BURST if I don't tell you this one about my nephew.
He was almost six years old, and it was last summer. We were in the backyard, playing and my mom gave him two muppet toys. Ms. Piggy and Kermit the frog. My nephew takes one look at Ms.Piggy, turns to my mom and says "Why isn't Ms.Piggy pretty?" My mom yelled at my brother, "What kinda kid are you raising here?! xd Aunt Jessica is keeping this one for when I meet my nephew's first girlfriend, most likely ten years from now.
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 12:51 pm
LOL these are great.. From the mouths of babes.. heh..
I have a funny one about my baby cousin. I watched my two cousins every summer for the last three years, since they were infants. Well both Ashley and Erica were toddlers, and their favorite part of the morning routine was getting lotion on their skin, because it's something they saw us "big girls" do. So I gave them some fish and tartar sauce (they were well behaved girls and had had no problem with it before).. they're both in their booster seats and I'm doing dishes in the kitchen when I hear Erica saying "Losh? Losh?" (her word for "Lotion").. so I sorta absentmindedly tell her "You can get some right before bed".. and she goes "no. no. Losh!" and keeps saying this, so finally I get a good look at her, and she's rubbing the tartar sauce up and down her arms and on her face and hands, nodding and smiling. She thought the tartar sauce was lotion. gonk It took so much soap to get her to stop smelling eggy and fishy... and I had to run to get the tartar away from her little sister Ashley before she mimicked Erica. It was so funny. xd
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Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 1:39 am
Christmas Eve of 2004 I was still in the States where my 3 and a half year old lives.
I baked cookies to leave out for Santa and I said to her "Why don't we write a letter for Santa and leave it with the cookies. We can tell Santa what you want so he remembers ?"
Haleigh looked at me with the cutest face..her eyes looking all big like in a cartoon or something and she replied to me...
" But mommy I only know how to make an H" in a real sad voice.
I laughed so hard to myself. I ended up telling her "That is ok here is a red and green marker and a piece of paper..Santa will understand what you want even if it is only H's on the paper." She smiled and took the paper and covered it front and back with H's. And we left it with the cookies for Santa. xd
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Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 8:54 am
Jadean Jaggerstone Christmas Eve of 2004 I was still in the States where my 3 and a half year old lives. I baked cookies to leave out for Santa and I said to her "Why don't we write a letter for Santa and leave it with the cookies. We can tell Santa what you want so he remembers ?" Haleigh looked at me with the cutest face..her eyes looking all big like in a cartoon or something and she replied to me... " But mommy I only know how to make an H" in a real sad voice. I laughed so hard to myself. I ended up telling her "That is ok here is a red and green marker and a piece of paper..Santa will understand what you want even if it is only H's on the paper." She smiled and took the paper and covered it front and back with H's. And we left it with the cookies for Santa. xd Hahaha don't you love how grave and serious they can be? That is so cute but so funny! xd
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 2:18 am
I have a five year old girl, she is delighted that our new neighbour has a three year old girl. They are now fast friends! I am fortunate that my daughter is such a social lil critter as I would not have made a new friend as soon as I did.
I have worked hard to raise polite kids... I also have 13 and almost 15 yo boys. The 13 year old welcomed our new neighbours and got right down to the business of singing them up for the paper he delivers, and the older one waited politely to ask a question one day while we were talking... so the new mom asks what I did to get such polite kids! This launched into my explaining about dicipline (fair and reasonable the normal time out and 123 magic stuff.. nothing crazy) Any how she began to impliment things immidiatly. It took some time... As the girls play I told her about parenting styles and such... the name I have for parents who cannot bring themselves to educate their kids about proper behaviour is MArshmallows.
Two stories came out of this...
One day my daughter decided running in the house was worth being disobediant, she got a time out. Her young friend, only 3 and new to the world of time out tried to get her to come back to playing and the conversation when like this:
3yo:"Come play!"
5yo: "I can't I am having a time out so i can't talk!"
3yo:"Come play!!!"
5yo:"not yet! I have to take my time out! and if I talk I will get in more trouble!"
3yo:" I hate time out!"
5yo"Ya me too but ya gotta do it it or they just put you back and it takes longer!"
3yo: "Well can I be on time out too?"
She then plonked herself down bedise my daughter and sat silently waiting for her friend.
Another day my daughter was having lunch there with her lil friend's dad, he is desperate to get his daughter to eat at the table and not infront of the TV. (more on that in a bit but the idea of turning it off never occured to him) Anyhow his daughter brought a toy to the table, and my daughter chimes up one of our family rules " No toys at the table!" (not realizing differt strokes for different folks!) He explains that it is o.k. and he is letting his daughter play with the toy... My child looks at him in disaproval and says "Marshmallow!"
He had no idea what it ment! He told his wife later and she literally fell off the couch laughing!
Finally, one luch hour we were there and I suggested the girls turn off tv while eating as they were both having trouble focusing for lunch (I was looking after both girls and my friend's 7 month old while she napped!) That evening at family supper dad watched in stunned amazement as his lil girl got up and turned off the t.v stating "It is easier to eat when that is not on!"
needless to say the kids are not perfect... but they sure get the ideas!
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 7:31 pm
These are all such cute stories! I don't have my own kids yet but I'll share one of my baby sister.
I am the middle of five girls, the oldest is now 25 and the youngest is 15. The youngest, Rose, was two, when my family discovered the movie "The Princess Bride." It was one of the few non-disney movies in the family collection so we watched it alot. Well Rose was already talking some at that age and one day in church she blurts out "I want my father back you son-of-a-*****!" Which is a quote from the movie. My mother turns red, my Dad looks ashamed, and us other kids are cracking up so bad.. She'll never live it down.
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