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 Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:31 am
granted, but two minutes after you find out you won, you get hit by a bus. it costs all your winnings and then some to keep you alive. now you live in a home, sitting in a chair, drooling all over yourself. (lol... sorry man)
i wish i had some gum.
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:38 am
Granted! But it's joke Pepper Gum which will be very hot, causing you to spit it out on the ground, gasping for breathe, and you will get a littering ticket from the cop that was walking past you when you threw the wrapper down in a fit of rage!
I wish I could discover the lost city of Atlantis.
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:18 am
granted, but your helmet splits open and you have water rushing in.
i wish i didn't drink so much.
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:38 pm
Granted, but then you'll start eating too much
I wish I had telepathy
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:31 pm
Granted, but you can’t turn it off and quickly go insane.
I wish I wasn’t so easily distracted.
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:18 pm
granted, but now on the rare occasion that you are distracted, you obsess about it. like the time you get distracted about the butterfly while you're driving, starting a 40 car pile-up.
i wish i had some headphones so i could listen to music.
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:21 am
Granted, but now you can't find any music to listen to.
I wish I was a better artist.
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:42 pm
Granted, but no one will like your art until you’re dead.
I wish I didn’t feel so worn out.
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 11:39 pm
granted, but now you're so wired you won't be able to sleep for a month, causing you to slowly go insane.
i wish these damn girlscout cookes weren't so addictive!
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:58 am
Granted...but when the government realizes that the Girl Scouts organization was using crack in their recipes, millions of little girls will cry all across the country!
I wish I could invent something that would revolutionize the world!
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:55 pm
granted, but as soon as you arrive to the patent office, you find 3 other people with the same invention. you all play rock, paper, scissors to see who wins the patent. needless to say, you lost.
i wish i had more money in my paychecks.
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:00 am
Granted, but it's all monopoly money.
I wish I was better at public speaking.
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:23 pm
Granted, but you always forget to put on cloths.
I wish life wasn’t so expensive.
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 10:33 pm
Granted, you spend your life in prison.
I wish TV was better.
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:14 am
granted, but the cable goes out and you have no movies to watch.
i wish my car wasn't such an expensive piece of crap.
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