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 Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 12:26 pm
Okay. Go to http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher15.html And read the editorials that are about him being an American in Japan teaching English. At one point, his girlfriend attempts to do something called "the octupus" on him, and she screws up, and gets his ____ stuck in his zipper, or soemthing, and he goes to a p***s doctor and had to ware a cast and put ointment on it for like 2 months I think. I linked to the actualy editorial I'm talking about, but just take off the 15 and it should get you to the main page.
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 12:27 pm
Kinomi_Sekkai Okay. Go to http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher15.html And read the editorials that are about him being an American in Japan teaching English. At one point, his girlfriend attempts to do something called "the octupus" on him, and she screws up, and gets his ____ stuck in his zipper, or soemthing, and he goes to a p***s doctor and had to ware a cast and put ointment on it for like 2 months I think. I linked to the actualy editorial I'm talking about, but just take off the 15 and it should get you to the main page. O_O I'm scared to look ...
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 12:29 pm
*snicker* It would be helpful if we actually knew what the octopus was.
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 12:29 pm
The editorials are fun. Its a good read. Its not graphic at all. Its just afunny story. He actually never explains what the octupus is.
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 12:33 pm
I want to know, yet .... I'm kinda afraid to know. ^^;
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 12:35 pm
With a name like "The Octupus" It just makes me wonder. I also wonder if she ever tried it again on him.
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 12:36 pm
Something tells me she didn't ... but you never know. ^^;
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 12:39 pm
Heh. Yeah. I don't think that I'd let her try again, if something like that happened.
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 12:50 pm
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 12:53 pm
The pain of zipper catacage can only be surpassed by one thing. The pain of childbirth. And since I'm a guy I'll never have to bare taht pain. And I never plan on getting caught in my zipper. So yay!
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 1:08 pm
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 1:11 pm
But...I love you!
Lol.
Well, you could always have a C-Section, you'll have a big scar, but less pain.
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 1:12 pm
*is terrified of knives* I don't think so.
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 1:33 pm
Ah okie dokie.You could always have your eggs taken out and have a surrogate mother. No pain, and you get a baby.
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 2:09 pm
Eh heh, but wouldn't that involve knives some how?
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