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 Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 8:47 pm
Phoebos Sanguvixen I wish I could eat the worlds largest reeses peanut butter cup. Granted, but you gain 700 pounds and break out in zits. I wish I could find better porn. Granted, but it's sock porn, and everyone knows sockosexuals are simply disgusting.
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 8:30 pm
Damn it man make a wish
I wish that addseale2 made a wish
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 10:54 pm
Granted, but then he wishes for something so odd, that your brain explodes from the oddness of it.
I wish I was a ninja.
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 2:09 pm
Granted now everyone loves pirates and hates ninjas
I wish it was payday for me
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 4:55 pm
shinobikun Granted now everyone loves pirates and hates ninjas I wish it was payday for me Granted, but some local toughs mug you on your way home and they break your legs. I wish that I could have some of those new flip-top gum packets. preferably in cinnamint flavor.
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 4:58 pm
Granted, but they end up caught in your larynx, and you die in your own vomit trying to get them out.
I wish this statement was false.
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 5:35 pm
Superior Jazz Granted, but they end up caught in your larynx, and you die in your own vomit trying to get them out. I wish this statement was false. Granted, but since you don't wish that the statement was false, then the wish isn't granted. Now, you wish it false again, and the wish is granted again. Since you know don't wish that it was false, it becomes true, and the wish isn't ever made. It just keeps going. I wish that there was a new Colbert Report on every night.
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 8:01 pm
DivideByZero14 Granted, but since you don't wish that the statement was false, then the wish isn't granted. Now, you wish it false again, and the wish is granted again. Since you know don't wish that it was false, it becomes true, and the wish isn't ever made. It just keeps going. I wish that there was a new Colbert Report on every night. Granted, but they eventually run out of things to talk about, forcing them to make up something random. The show becomes less interesting, less people watch, and the show is eventually cancelled.
I wish that it would be somewhere in the mid-70's on Saturday (degrees farenheit... not negative...), and that it wouldn't be too sunny, so I don't have to march in the heat.
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 8:15 pm
Yami_Ichi Granted, but they eventually run out of things to talk about, forcing them to make up something random. The show becomes less interesting, less people watch, and the show is eventually cancelled.
I wish that it would be somewhere in the mid-70's on Saturday (degrees farenheit... not negative...), and that it wouldn't be too sunny, so I don't have to march in the heat. Granted. But it starts to rain (though warm rain) and your pants get soggy and fall off. I wish I had a good job.
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 8:17 pm
PickleBoy Yami_Ichi Granted, but they eventually run out of things to talk about, forcing them to make up something random. The show becomes less interesting, less people watch, and the show is eventually cancelled.
I wish that it would be somewhere in the mid-70's on Saturday (degrees farenheit... not negative...), and that it wouldn't be too sunny, so I don't have to march in the heat. Granted. But it starts to rain (though warm rain) and your pants get soggy and fall off. I wish I had a good job. Granted. You enjoy it, and are paid very well. Your job, however, is to shovel "muck" from the stalls of horses with GI disorders. =) I wish I lost a pound of fat from my body!
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 12:31 am
Granted but the next day you gain 10 pounds
I wish I had servant ninjas under my commands
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 3:14 am
Granted, but they are actually working undercover for a government-funded fundie asasination group, sworn to wipe out all of those who don't believe in teh brainwashing power of teh Jesusness (a.k.a religion).
They carry out their duties ninja
(you're killed).
I wish that this annoying cold would go away!
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 10:04 am
Muaethia Granted, but they are actually working undercover for a government-funded fundie asasination group, sworn to wipe out all of those who don't believe in teh brainwashing power of teh Jesusness (a.k.a religion).
They carry out their duties ninja
(you're killed).
I wish that this annoying cold would go away! Granted, but you die in the process. I wish for blarg.
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 10:29 am
Granted, but then you die from BarroLumbardiA RectoGastritus (That's BLARG, if you missed it...).
I wish Phoebus made sense with his wishes.
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 1:36 pm
Granted because to him sense is illogical contradictions he makes the universe collapse
I wish everyone had a pet domo-kun
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