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 Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:41 pm
what are you watching? god's army...
oh well sorry, but those toilet scenes are kinda offensive.
-singles ward.
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:30 pm
funtoys what are you watching? god's army... oh well sorry, but those toilet scenes are kinda offensive. -singles ward. And what makes that line so funny is that it's said by the guy in God's Army. blaugh
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:31 pm
i guess...
i just needed to say something...
you see... i dont get out much so i'm low on good phrases
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:33 pm
funtoys i guess... i just needed to say something... you see... i dont get out much so i'm low on good phrases That can happen. What type of books do you like to read? (If you like to read, that is.) Because if you like a certain kind, then I can recommend(sp?) a series that's stockful of great quotes/phrases.
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:35 pm
well i like to read just about anything... except for textbooks, but i swear i have to read those the most... blaugh
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:42 pm
funtoys well i like to read just about anything... except for textbooks, but i swear i have to read those the most... blaugh Well, then it's the Belgariad series by David Eddings. Then the sequel series, the Malloreon. And then the sort of sequel books... Basically anything by David Eddings. Anything fantasy that is. I've been advised never to read any of his books that are placed in the fiction section of your public library (in particular a book called Regina's Song [or something like that]). Anyway, I love the Belgariad!!!! *huggles the series*
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:44 pm
i ought to take into consideration...
Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
-weird al... i dont want to post the whole song or i'd put it in the music place.
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:50 pm
"Hey kerri, is "playing halo" code for making out?"
-my bestestestestestest friend times infinity after telling her that me and the guy who i like where sitting on my loveseat in my room playing halo. this has become the latest inside joke with several of my friends, much to my dismay ^_^
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:55 pm
I haven't listened to Weird Al in ages...
Lol! Ah, the codes amongst friends... blaugh
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:55 pm
i like it...
halo is overrated...
all halo fans better kill me now before i get away!
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:30 pm
One of my faves, Teen Girl Squad :
(as toddlers)
"Ooncha ooncha, one two threecha, leave me alone or i'll tell teacha, brush your teeth, comb your hair, i saw Tompkins in his under--where you going, what're you doing, how do you be so short?! One inch, two inch, three in four inch....ummmm...that's high as I can count."--the ugly one
"I can count G!"--what's her face
"That's nothing!! I can count to purple backwards!!" --cheerleader
((there is so much i could quote from teen girl squad but i don't have the time to type them all now))
"Hey Zorak why do sea gulls fly over the sea?"--Brak
"I dunno"--Zorak
"Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bay-gulls!"--Brak
((from a space ghost cd. may not be accurate cause it's been a while since i last heard it))
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:48 pm
i love that website!!!! heart
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:59 pm
the stars say you'll wake up to a bunch of stuff then go back to sleep.
-weird al.
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:23 pm
"Pizza belongs in a triangle."
"Ooncha! Ooncha! One-tow-three-cha! We're Kissy Booty and it's nice to meetcha! Ooncha! Ooncha! One-two-three-cha! Gonna get a breadtangle of pizza!"
"Sixteen-hour drum solo!"
Floor-tommed!
Step-mommed!
Pom-pommed?!
Weird Al rules!
Everything You Know Is Wrong - Weird Al Yankovic
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie? Is it Bob or Joe or Walter? Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing but about that time we crashed into the truck
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
[Chorus]
Everything you know is wrong, black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong, just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is everything you know is wrong
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams when I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal organs and they took some polaroids
And said I was a darn good sport and as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night so I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling
[Chorus]
I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin when I got a nasty papercut
And, well, to make a long story short it got infected and I died
So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gates
And it's obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
He tells me that they've got a dress code
Well, he lets me into heaven anyway but I get the room next to the noisy ice machine
For all eternity and every day he runs by screaming
[Chorus]
...Everything you know is wrong
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:38 pm
"oh ho ho ho! <devilish laugh"--Strong Bad
I love this one!
"This is a stick-up! Don't anybody move! Now empty that safe!! *money comes out of Hamm* Oooh hooo! money money money! *kisses money* "
"Stop it stop it you mean old potato!"
"Be quiet Bo Peep or your sheep get ran over!"
"oh no not my sheep! somebody do something!"
"REACH FOR THE SKKKYYYYY!"
"Oh no, Sheriff Woody!"
"I've got you now one-eyed Bart"
"D'oh! How'd you know it was me?"
"Are you gonna come quietly?"
"you can't take me sheriff. I've got my attack dog!! With built-in force field!"
"Well i got my dinosaur, who eats force field dogs!"
*noises like "arr arrr arr, ay ay ay"*
"Say goodbye to your wife and tater tots Bart, you're going to jail"
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