| Do you find the lack of humor in the RPs of this site bothersome? |
| I absolutely despise the sociopathic vaccum of this site! |
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| It bugs me, but I can manage pretty well. |
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| Never thought about it. (you actually can't choose this, because that means you totally missed the point of this forum). |
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| No, I like violence. A lot. |
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 Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 9:05 pm
Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh After a while, the two misadventurers are halfway through their journey. 'OMG!!! We're halfway there!!!' ~ time warp~ 'Now we're 99.9% through our journey!' No, we're still halfway, because I haven't created a map. And just to punish you for your insolent remark... ---BATTLE!--- 34 rednecks approach ZORT: "You handle this. You're the one who provoked them, anyway." *hides in grass* *Summons 13 retro ninja-goth-hippies* "Charge! Be subtle though, so as not to break the ninjitsu code." *Kills all the Rednecks, then has a rumfest with the retro-nija-goth-hippies* 1: your jokes suck... if that is what they are. 2: You can't summon retro ninja-goth hippies... there aren't any in this world. 3: what's a 'nija'? 4: you can't kill all of the rednecks at once... you must name them first! but since you are obviously an incompetent schlub, Zort teleports you to the villiage by the lake. 
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 9:06 pm
We've teleported right into the middle of the intersection.
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 10:27 pm
Bleagwuh We've teleported right into the middle of the intersection. *Gets hit by ye olde automobile*
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 1:26 pm
Thatlatu Bleagwuh We've teleported right into the middle of the intersection. *Gets hit by ye olde automobile* There aren't any olde automobiles! Notice the 'ye olde' !
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:54 am
Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh We've teleported right into the middle of the intersection. *Gets hit by ye olde automobile* There aren't any olde automobiles! Notice the 'ye olde' ! Fine. *Gets hit by ye olde horse and buggy*
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:39 pm
Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh We've teleported right into the middle of the intersection. *Gets hit by ye olde automobile* There aren't any olde automobiles! Notice the 'ye olde' ! Fine. *Gets hit by ye olde horse and buggy* ZORT: "Idiot blob!" *kicks Tye where the ribs should be* *three times* *and once more* "Why are you standin' in da middle of da rode?" *again! how fun.* "Now, since I really don't want do dabble in plot, pick a house to go to.
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:42 am
Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh We've teleported right into the middle of the intersection. *Gets hit by ye olde automobile* There aren't any olde automobiles! Notice the 'ye olde' ! Fine. *Gets hit by ye olde horse and buggy* ZORT: "Idiot blob!" *kicks Tye where the ribs should be* *three times* *and once more* "Why are you standin' in da middle of da rode?" *again! how fun.* "Now, since I really don't want do dabble in plot, pick a house to go to. House number 782.
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 7:31 pm
Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh We've teleported right into the middle of the intersection. *Gets hit by ye olde automobile* There aren't any olde automobiles! Notice the 'ye olde' ! Fine. *Gets hit by ye olde horse and buggy* ZORT: "Idiot blob!" *kicks Tye where the ribs should be* *three times* *and once more* "Why are you standin' in da middle of da rode?" *again! how fun.* "Now, since I really don't want do dabble in plot, pick a house to go to. House number 782. We're going to the CHURCH OF RACISM! Yay! *walks to the CHURCH OF RACISM!.*
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 1:29 am
Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh We've teleported right into the middle of the intersection. *Gets hit by ye olde automobile* There aren't any olde automobiles! Notice the 'ye olde' ! Fine. *Gets hit by ye olde horse and buggy* ZORT: "Idiot blob!" *kicks Tye where the ribs should be* *three times* *and once more* "Why are you standin' in da middle of da rode?" *again! how fun.* "Now, since I really don't want do dabble in plot, pick a house to go to. House number 782. We're going to the CHURCH OF RACISM! Yay! *walks to the CHURCH OF RACISM!.* *Kills all the racist bactards* "Fun fun fun."
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 9:43 pm
Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh We've teleported right into the middle of the intersection. *Gets hit by ye olde automobile* There aren't any olde automobiles! Notice the 'ye olde' ! Fine. *Gets hit by ye olde horse and buggy* ZORT: "Idiot blob!" *kicks Tye where the ribs should be* *three times* *and once more* "Why are you standin' in da middle of da rode?" *again! how fun.* "Now, since I really don't want do dabble in plot, pick a house to go to. House number 782. We're going to the CHURCH OF RACISM! Yay! *walks to the CHURCH OF RACISM!.* *Kills all the racist bactards* "Fun fun fun." You can't do that! ((all racist bastards come back to life)) I ran out of ideas...
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:57 pm
Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh We've teleported right into the middle of the intersection. *Gets hit by ye olde automobile* There aren't any olde automobiles! Notice the 'ye olde' ! Fine. *Gets hit by ye olde horse and buggy* ZORT: "Idiot blob!" *kicks Tye where the ribs should be* *three times* *and once more* "Why are you standin' in da middle of da rode?" *again! how fun.* "Now, since I really don't want do dabble in plot, pick a house to go to. House number 782. We're going to the CHURCH OF RACISM! Yay! *walks to the CHURCH OF RACISM!.* *Kills all the racist bactards* "Fun fun fun." You can't do that! ((all racist bastards come back to life)) I ran out of ideas... So did I. What do we do now? Kills a reanimated racist b*****d.
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:41 pm
Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh We've teleported right into the middle of the intersection. *Gets hit by ye olde automobile* There aren't any olde automobiles! Notice the 'ye olde' ! Fine. *Gets hit by ye olde horse and buggy* ZORT: "Idiot blob!" *kicks Tye where the ribs should be* *three times* *and once more* "Why are you standin' in da middle of da rode?" *again! how fun.* "Now, since I really don't want do dabble in plot, pick a house to go to. House number 782. We're going to the CHURCH OF RACISM! Yay! *walks to the CHURCH OF RACISM!.* *Kills all the racist bactards* "Fun fun fun." You can't do that! ((all racist bastards come back to life)) I ran out of ideas... So did I. What do we do now? Kills a reanimated racist b*****d. Yeah.... *kills the rest of the lot* ZORT: "so.... let's go." *walks toward eastern exit*
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:47 pm
Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh We've teleported right into the middle of the intersection. *Gets hit by ye olde automobile* There aren't any olde automobiles! Notice the 'ye olde' ! Fine. *Gets hit by ye olde horse and buggy* ZORT: "Idiot blob!" *kicks Tye where the ribs should be* *three times* *and once more* "Why are you standin' in da middle of da rode?" *again! how fun.* "Now, since I really don't want do dabble in plot, pick a house to go to. House number 782. We're going to the CHURCH OF RACISM! Yay! *walks to the CHURCH OF RACISM!.* *Kills all the racist bactards* "Fun fun fun." You can't do that! ((all racist bastards come back to life)) I ran out of ideas... So did I. What do we do now? Kills a reanimated racist b*****d. Yeah.... *kills the rest of the lot* ZORT: "so.... let's go." *walks toward eastern exit* "Oh my non-existent-deity! It's a swarm of flying religious finatics!"
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:30 pm
Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh We've teleported right into the middle of the intersection. *Gets hit by ye olde automobile* There aren't any olde automobiles! Notice the 'ye olde' ! Fine. *Gets hit by ye olde horse and buggy* ZORT: "Idiot blob!" *kicks Tye where the ribs should be* *three times* *and once more* "Why are you standin' in da middle of da rode?" *again! how fun.* "Now, since I really don't want do dabble in plot, pick a house to go to. House number 782. We're going to the CHURCH OF RACISM! Yay! *walks to the CHURCH OF RACISM!.* *Kills all the racist bactards* "Fun fun fun." You can't do that! ((all racist bastards come back to life)) I ran out of ideas... So did I. What do we do now? Kills a reanimated racist b*****d. Yeah.... *kills the rest of the lot* ZORT: "so.... let's go." *walks toward eastern exit* "Oh my non-existent-deity! It's a swarm of flying religious finatics!" taint nunnadem! Letsgo.
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:39 pm
Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh We've teleported right into the middle of the intersection. *Gets hit by ye olde automobile* There aren't any olde automobiles! Notice the 'ye olde' ! Fine. *Gets hit by ye olde horse and buggy* ZORT: "Idiot blob!" *kicks Tye where the ribs should be* *three times* *and once more* "Why are you standin' in da middle of da rode?" *again! how fun.* "Now, since I really don't want do dabble in plot, pick a house to go to. House number 782. We're going to the CHURCH OF RACISM! Yay! *walks to the CHURCH OF RACISM!.* *Kills all the racist bactards* "Fun fun fun." You can't do that! ((all racist bastards come back to life)) I ran out of ideas... So did I. What do we do now? Kills a reanimated racist b*****d. Yeah.... *kills the rest of the lot* ZORT: "so.... let's go." *walks toward eastern exit* "Oh my non-existent-deity! It's a swarm of flying religious finatics!" taint nunnadem! Letsgo. Party pooper... *goes wherever Zort is going*
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