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Kee Fusita

PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:49 pm


one person asked me if mormons had to have foster kids, i mean lots of familis in my ward do but its not like thta law or anything. and in my bros school calss they were watching a movie on paligamy and it said that mormons practis paligamy all the mormons in that class left. its wired what some people think
PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:35 am


calla aethiopica
I've heard we sacrifice virgins in our temples... eek
Don't we?

CircleIsDead


Kee Fusita

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:42 pm


NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:50 pm


When someone asks you if you have horns just say, "Yeah, don't you?"

~Viva~Per~Amore~


XxKateexBooxX

PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:56 am


i had this Science calss at the begining of the year but (thankfully) seitched to an advanced class after the first week... and so later on in the year that class was starting to do a lesson on STD's and that so after about a week of them studying it my friend Hershlay told me that the teachr announced that they werent going to study this anymore because "some Mormon parents might get upset". my mom workd at th school and when i told hr that she got so mad and went straight to the teacher and was like, "You know i'mn mormon right?"
PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:58 am


Didn't have enough time to read all of these so if I repeat something someone else has said, I'm sorry.

One person thought mormons didn't believe in God.

People who would jokingly ask what we did in Seminary, as if they thought it was the stupidest class ever, would get the response, "We sacrifice goats." xD It was an inside thing we had going on in the class. Our Seminary teacher told us to do it only if they didn't seem to really care. If they seemed interested we were to tell the truth right out. If not, we'd say the goat thing, they'd look at us funny, and then we'd laugh and correct ourselves. It was so much fun to see everyone's responses.

I've heard the one where we're not allowed to drink soda.

There are people out there that always say, "Geez. Mormons aren't allowed to do anything." But when you think about it, it's not that we're not allowed. We have a choice in the matter. Depending on what you did decides whether or not you're excommunicated. They're like, under the impression that if you drink coffee, you'll be kicked out and condemned. I /choose/ not to drink coffee because it's what the Lord tells me to do. :3

My friend didn't seem to understand the concept that the scriptures were the /word/ of God, coming through Prophets and such. She thought we literally thought the scriptures were God himself or something. My brain almost exploded in trying to understand where she was coming from. X_____X

There are some people who think we're not Christian. <__<

xx __hyperaktiv

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