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Tony - Kasey, did I ever tell you how dreamy you are?

Kasey - Yes, yes you have. In fact, EVERYONE has told me that they think I'm dreamy. It's really creepy.

Tony - .....Well, I brought you these chicken burgers to show you how dreamy I think you are.

Kasey - Chicken.....Burgers? Dammit Tony! You're drunk again!

Tony - Man can Junior put it away. He holds his liquor like you hold my heart.

Kasey - Um, I got to go...to the.....prerace.....thingy. *flees*

Hahahahaha rofl

A friend showed me this a few days ago. Very funny lol xd

Junior: Yeah, and the car was really.......is that Kasey? Man is he dreamy mrgreen

A very drunk Dale Jr. comes onto the stage.

Dale- I just wanna say the car handled really weird today. At one point it the stearing wheel started talking to me and told me to use the force. The track was a mess too. The road kept getting warped and cows kept walken across the track then i saw a donkey...I mean Tony Stewart in the middle of the road so I swerved to miss him and I landed on an air craft carrier and........I just wanna thank my sponsors. Bud has been a big help to me all these years and I just wanna say theres not a day that goes by that I dont have a few bottles of the stuff before a race for good luck.....excuse me a minute......*Jr. then begins barfing on the floor before passing out*

xd rofl

Michael- If this doesn't turn Kasey on I don't know what will.