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 Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:24 pm
Granted, you win a contest and recieve a life time supply of 300 year old cheese.
I wish it wasen't foggy outside and I could go for a walk without straining to breathe.
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Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:27 pm
I wish I had am million dollars
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Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:33 pm
Granted, but now it's cold and blizzardy weather.
Granted, but you lost it all gambling.
I wish I'd stop fushking yawning.
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Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:35 pm
Granted, your lips are now sown shut.
I wish people would stop deliberatley pissing me off. mad
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Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:37 pm
Granted, but now they accidently piss you off.
I wish my mouth didn't just break thr threads keeping it sown shut.
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Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:14 pm
Granted but the threads becume infectious in you mouth and your face starts to rot.
I wish I was finished with college already.
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Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:31 pm
granted, but its a degree in psychology and to do anything with it you need another 5 years of school
i wish my roommate would go away for the weekend
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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:39 am
Granted, but you have to go with them.
I wish my hair would listen to me. gonk
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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:54 pm
DiogieDOG Granted, but you have to go with them. I wish my hair would listen to me. gonk Granted but your toes won't anymore. I wish I didn't have to move! gonk
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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:01 pm
granted, but everything else moves
I wish the hall would toilet paper itself
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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:36 pm
Granted, your dorm has also been tp'd
I wish spring break was longer! gonk
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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:48 pm
Granted, but it's .00001 seconds longer, and it's the last break of your life.
I wish everyone but me would have forgot it was april fool's day tomorow so I can get them EXTRA good.
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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:04 pm
granted but they take it out on you later regardless of the date and everything goes horribly horribly wrong.
I wish the alarm clock on my cell phone would quit breaking.
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:22 am
Granted, now the cell phone itself breaks.
I wish I didn't have to vacuum today.
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:02 pm
Granted but you have to vacuum every other day for the rest of your life.
I wish vacation was next week.
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