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 Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:24 pm
WitchoftheEast ROTF! Ares: Mark my words - Hercules: [imitating Ares] You'll pay for this, Hercules! [Ares turns to Iolaus, tries to speak] Iolaus: [imitating Ares] We'll meet again, little brother! [Ares turns to Hercules] Hercules: [imitating Ares] You're on my list, Hercules! [in his normal voice to Iolaus] Hercules: Did we forget anything? [Iolaus shrugs. Ares sobs, and walks off dejected] That is a funny one!
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:32 pm
bump "i have many skills"
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:21 pm
Eve: Oh goody. Mom's here.
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:19 pm
Eve : Oh Mommy..
(I believe she has Joxer in a headlock and they play her music. Ooh her music gives me the chills)
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:54 pm
This is from one of my fav episodes, "In Sickness and in Hell."
[Xena does her trademsrk pinch on the guard. She then clucthes her stomach, about to throw up. She taps Gabrielle.]
Gabrielle sad this is after her mouth goes numb) Huh?
Xena: I-I did the thing [re enactes pinch to prove point] find out what you can. [Xena runs out of the tent. Moaning is heard in the background]
Gabrielle: Thena has thust cu off the bwoodfwo to thor bwain.
Guard:What?
Gabrielle: I thaid Thena has cou off the bwood to thor bwain. Talk. Tell us what you know!!! (spit falls on the guard's face.)
Guard: HELP ME!!! [runs out of the tent]
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:14 am
Xena:By Gods you`re an animal.I like that!
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:48 pm
I can't think of any right now! crying
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:54 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:06 pm
Xena:"Don't make me hurt you scabrielle"
Episode:In sickness and in hell!
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:12 pm
"Come on Garreth you couldn't catch a cold"
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:39 pm
i got 1! 4laugh
ish a big one whee
Gabby: maybe if we put yur bed roll in the river. let it soak there then slap it up against a rock or two. that wuld probably get rid of the little buggers. 3nodding then again... it culd be too late. ther might be a family of badgers living in there by now. neutral
Xena: give it a rest gabrielle. stare
Gabby: no not till yuu clean up yur act xena. rofl
Xena: hey! scream i'm not the one with a funus humungus. evil
Gabby: oh yeah thats poetic! did one of yur bug friends wisper that in yur ear?
ish deh episode where they get all sick an stuff 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:42 pm
Azhren i got 1! 4laugh ish a big one whee Gabby: maybe if we put yur bed roll in the river. let it soak there then slap it up against a rock or two. that wuld probably get rid of the little buggers. 3nodding then again... it culd be too late. ther might be a family of badgers living in there by now. neutral Xena: give it a rest gabrielle. stare Gabby: no not till yuu clean up yur act xena. rofl Xena: hey! scream i'm not the one with a funus humungus. evil Gabby: oh yeah thats poetic! did one of yur bug friends wisper that in yur ear? ish deh episode where they get all sick an stuff 3nodding ish from deh same epidsode! blaugh Joxer: figured i'd find yeh guys here. 3nodding deh trail waz too easy teh follow. any idiot culd find yuu mrgreen Xena: evidently rolleyes
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:43 pm
return of callisto! blaugh
callisto: yuu kno i dont drink intoxicants theodoris stare i like to experience life in all its agonizing glory 3nodding i dont want to dull deh sensations in any way. stare
and then later on she says this mrgreen ........
callisto: love ish just a trick nature plays on us teh reproduce stare i want no part of it stare
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:14 am
Pompey: So, why do they call you the Warrior Princess?
Xena: Because ‘Caesar’ was taken.
Episode: When In Rome
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:59 pm
silly xena 4laugh *pats xena on deh head*
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