You know, if I were to choose one occupation over running KaibaCorp, it'd be being a ballerina. I've always wanted to star in my own version of Swan Lake.
Or maybe I could be a rapper:
My name's Seto Kaiba
And I'm here to say
I've got all the girlies
They think I'm so gay
There's Joey, Yugi
And even my brother
These fangirls are pervy
More than the others
I've got fans, fame
And a fortune to boot
Some girls marry me
Just for my loot
There is one boy
Who I vow to beat
He says heart of the cards
And then he defeats
It's not about heart
It's about the power
Beat your opponents
Until they all cower!
You say magic exists?
Say hello to my fist
To believe such a tale
Means you instantly fail
I'll wrap it up now
Just heed what I say
And remember my name
It's The Great Seto K
It's a tough decision. With all the wannabe rappers, I'd only do it if I caught Joey singing "I'm a Gangster." Man, that'd be
hilarious.I really don't like how everyone thinks that I "screw the rules." Maybe I should sue LK...or I could use blackmail. Everyone loves to see boys in frilly pink dresses - it's so embarassing that it just
has to work. *looks left and right* I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE, STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!