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 Posted: Sat May 18, 2013 11:55 pm
Rep was quite happy to chat, but it was really ******** hard when everyone was just taking off their shirts like it was a ******** old spice ad. He was talking to a point quite a few inches south of Tuck's face.
"The only wee mist ******** I know is Ro. And he's a complete ******** queer, I doubt he could land himself a b***h." It had to be him though, there wasn't really anyone else who fit the description.
He blinked and looked up at Tuck slightly stricken, he missed the question and it took a bit of checking memory logs to realise what had been asked. "Oh aye, probably. I've given him a thrashing a few times man."
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Posted: Sat May 18, 2013 11:56 pm
Dakota didn't feel Mimsy drawing on his back because he was too busy patting her bottom.
"Not a pocher bro?" Dakota grinned and shrugged, "Island's too small for commitments." Okay Dakota, person who was very much involved with Candace and Molly right now. Instead, he looked at Rep.
"Dude, I just can't take you seriously in the robe okay. I'm just waiting for the belt to slip and things to be lost and just...."
Dakota returned to Tuck again and grinned. "Roland is the guys name, I've seen him probably once or twice on a mission." He patted Mimsy's bottom affectionately. "When I say small, I mean he's like Gale or Otto short." Which to the two titans of moon hunters well...
THAT WOULD BE SMALL
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Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 12:14 am
Tuck was finally able to rip his eyes off of Nevada's a**, and he let out a low laugh.
"Ain't really interested in beating the s**t out of some little p***k," he rumbled softly, shaking his head. "Just point me towards the single ladies. Preferably the single ladies who don't sleep with anything that walks."
It was then that he finally realized that Dakota had some sort of growth slung over his shoulder.
"Dude. Does that s**t work around here? Just walk around caveman style with a chick over your shoulder?"
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Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 12:17 am
"My robe's no gaun anywhere right?" Rep said pointedly. "And Ro's a ******** poacher as it is. He tried to get to Jordan. He deserves everything that comes his way, besides. Most of the ******** women on this island are ******** yo yo knickers. If Jerry was able to put the ******** moves around, then anyone can."
He patted Tuck's shoulder. "If you are looking for a b***h on this island who is single and not a complete whore, you'll be looking a long long ******** time."
He still hadn't looked up at either of them.
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Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 12:20 am
With each butt-pat, Mimsy paused and made a face that seemed to indicate she was trying as hard as she could not to just combust in a fury.
"No, it does not work," she quickly interjected, still busying herself by writing on Dakota's back. The pen was getting a little iffy with all the human oils in it, but she was, at least, thankful that she would not be facing whoever he was facing when the inevitable moment of robe slippage did occur.
She didn't protest Rep's words; she didn't want to seem available. Because she wasn't.
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Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 12:24 am
"That's what you say, until a gust of wind rips it off." He looked at Tuck and grinned, "Not for most but Mimsy and me have a good relationship like that." he smiled at Tuck, mostly smiling that he claimed this a** for now.
"Really? Roland is a poacher?" Dakota had no idea who Roland was really, just knew that he was a Mist. "Rep's got a thing about women if you haven't noticed...." Dakota sighed and then straightened.
"Jordan, by the way, is Rep's one of two fiancee's. A sun hunter. The other's Harrison. A moon hunter and one of my bro's. He's the uh, resident expert moon hunter too."
"anyways Jordan, Rep and Harrison are all engaged. So I'm guessing when Rep says Roland is a queer, Roland might've had a thing for Jordan?" That was it right? Seriously, Jordan was quite the popular guy.
"Not all of the girls are whores." Pointed stare at Rep. "In fact, I really haven't met any that haven't been cool."
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Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 12:31 am
If the fact that Rep had not one but two significant others was supposed to shock Tuck, it didn't - not really. He was very much a pretty firm believer in the whole 'don't ask, don't tell' frame of mind, and it didn't really phase him that Rep might be gay, or that he might not be gay. To each their own, and life was already too short to go around making a big deal out of s**t.
"Maybe I should start poaching. You never know if tomorrow is gonna come, least in this line of work, right?"
He let his gaze linger for a long moment on Mimsy's a**, almost as if he were deeply contemplating the secrets of the universe. Finally he grinned at Rep.
"You should introduce me to Harrison some time. Tryin' to meet as many Moons as I can, you know?"
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Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 12:36 am
Rep decided pretty firmly that Dakota was incapable of keeping his mouth shut and figured that probably played some small part in why he was so ******** popular with the ladies. He was entirely nonplussed as far too much about him and his relationships got blown wide open by the moon hunter. "He had a thing for Jordan." was all he would confirm. "And I'm no ******** queer if that's what you are thinking either."
He was grateful Tuck wasn't phased but at the same time also deeply worried. Paranoia was a b***h, and not being phased probably meant the guy was also gunning for the other team. "Naw. On second thoughts. Poaching is ******** terrible. Really bad idea."
He crossed his arms anxiously. "And no, Ace is.... He's a really nasty guy, you wouldn't like him."
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Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 12:46 am
" No, we don't," Mimsy flatly corrected, dropping the ruined marker on the ground. Her revision of something was unfinished. Because of course it was. It was only then that she realized the true flaw in her plan, and was too caught up in her own problems to listen to the rest of the conversation. How was she supposed to get that information into her notebook without spending more time around Dakota? Damn.
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Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 12:47 am
If Rep was referring to how well Dakota tossed a salad well....He wouldn't brag but he was good. Oh yes he was good.
Anyways.
"Rep just loves who he loves." Was all Dakota needed to say. unlike Rep, he wasn't paranoid about people's opinions. If people couldn't handle Dakota well....they couldn't handle Dakota. "I don't think he's after yours Rep..." Dakota whispered that and grinned.
"If you ever want a training session with the older moons let me know. Marcus, Me and Harrison try to keep our sessions together. And if we have too, during big missions we have a breakdown." He stretched and looked over his shoulder at Mimsy.
"Okay you've been doing something on my back this whole time babe, what formula are you working on my back babe?" Would it be the one where he, plus Mimsy plus bed = Fun times? he could dig that.
"Depends on what you are poaching on honestly. There is married dudes. Like Marcus and Robert. Obviously there ladies are off limits. Also I'd stick away from Sasha, Candace, Molly and Ami." The first one was very much taken. The second two were his (okay he was a little possesive) and the last one was with Lex. Who he didn't like but you know...
"Oh and Ceres and Saya. Both of them are moons but both are taken by bro's and I'd really hate to kick a** on you bro."
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Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 10:01 am
Tuck held up both of his hands at Rep's words, a smile on his face.
"Heeeey, man. You gotta find happiness where you can, dude. I ain't judgin', and I ain't got a problem. Scouts honor."
He was never a scout.
"I'm gonna attempt sleep for a second time, I guess," Tuck shoved off of the doorframe before saluting both Dakota and Rep. "I'm pretty easy to get along with, man," he added to Rep in regards to what he'd said about Harrison, "and Dakota, dude, we should hang out sometime. You can show me all the fine ladies, you know?"
He was silent for a beat before he spoke one last time, directly to Mimsy's a**.
"Have a good night, Mimsy."
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Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 10:06 am
Rep was still paranoid, and getting back to bed was sounding more and more like a good idea just in case any smartarse tried to steal the guys while he was gone. Besides, he'd only gone out to get milk and had been out for ages.
"I should be getting back too." he said, still not sure whether to be relieved or worried at how calm Tuck was. about the whole thing.
"Later." he grunted, sidling off a little. "Night Dakota you ******** idiot. And night erm." he eyed Mimsy. "Dakota's b***h."
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Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 11:10 am
"Night you two!" Dakota said cheerfully, "No problem Tuck, I'll introduce you to some untaken ladies okay?" he snorted and waved.
"Okay Mimsy, Let's get you back to your room and you can take whatever problem you were drawing on my back to your notes." He started to trod himself off as well, since the party was breaking up.
He still ended up with a pretty female on him anyways. EVEN IF SHE DIDN'T WANT TO BE THERE. (but deep in her heart she did.)
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Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 5:46 pm
"I have no idea how many more times I will have to remind you that I am not a swaddled infant, but I am revising the Cauchy problem. As evidenced by our existence, we were able to enter and exit a closed timelike curve while simultaneously changing enough events to cause the destruction of that CTC. That should be impossible, so I'm--what?"
Apparently, Mimsy registered that Rep called her 'Dakota's b***h'.
"No, I'm not." Being around him meant a lot of correcting everything. This was more energy than it was worth. Social activities as a whole seemed like more energy than it was worth. She still didn't get this.
"With the absence of noise, a good night to you too..." She picked one of the names mentioned and assumed it was right. If it wasn't, she couldn't bring herself to care enough to correct it. "Tuck."
She sighed again and glanced back at Dakota. "Fine. But you stay only long enough for me to copy this. No longer than that."
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