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Zim stared up at Dib for a fraction of a split second before standing himself. "Zim only needs one eye to kick the Dib Human back into whatever slim pool you climbed ot of." He said, though Dib was his Tallest he wouldn't pass up fightening! "Zim however must remeber to not stab the Tallest in his squishy body becuase than he will leak eveyrwhere and die. Normally it would delight Zim now .. Zim must not stab the Tallest... again. Like back on Irk .. that was an accident by the way." zim rmabled for a seocnd somehwat forgetting that Dib was there.
"Tallest or no though dib Zim shall be kicking you face first into the dirt and I will use your big gient head to do so!" Prgraming demanded he not harm Dib, but hsi .. odd new behavior said it was ok.

Zim's Pak Legs went out and caught him before he hit the gorund and scurried him backwards for soem distance. "Regardles sif scars are an apporved apperacne Dib, youd ont pull it off well!" Zim spazzed out while kicking the human in the ribs after lunging himslef forward ont he spiked legs. Dib though was taller than him regardless the Pak Legs granted him leverage and height over the human."In terms of number and technological advance I think you beat again."
A Pak Leg lashed outwards aiming at the boy's rib's and Zim knew Dib would dodge it evne if he was nicked badly.

"You won human because I let you." Zim shot back as another Pak Leg shot out just as Dib got out of it's reach and on the tombstone. "Higher in level Dib but still at a disadvantage!" The boy couldnt balance as well on a higher surface. "And your prefered weapon is .. a stick? I can't tell if that's pathetic on your part of just laziness!" He laughed as another leg lashed out at the boy's ankles to upset his balance.
"Dont worry I'll only let a few or your bones break before I stop!" He laughed as the two traded blows and dodges. Zim had the advantage of speed however while Dib had well for lack of a better word patience. Irken's didnt need patiencts! They overwhelmed with unstappable and unmathed power!

"Ghah!" Zim flailed with not only bieng poked but when hs balance was duddnely and rudley interupted. Fortunatly he possesed both quantity and quality. The Pak Leg on his other side went out and slashed downward to knock the nuissance out of Dib's hand. "I let you win becuas ei felt bad for you! And I don't care enouhg aobut you to not care!" He snapped out, though this was more fun for them.
Launching himslef foward his legs connected with the humans sending both to the gorund but with Zim on top of him pinnign him. The irkens smaller legs pinned the humans to the gorund his smaller but frighteningly stornger hands restrained one of Dib's arms. And One Pak Leg dug into the ground right where Dib's head had been a second ago had the boy nto dodged at the right moment. "Yoyur chocie human. Surrender and I kill you quickly."
It was good to be back in the swing of things.

Zim registered a suddne shock to his systmes and body as he fell to the side spazzing for a few seocnds as if his midn and Pak didn't evne knwo what happened. Starig blankly for a few empty second before his eye foces once again eh hblinked it beofre sitting up and looking aorund. After a moemtn he glanced down at hsi side when his hand felt the laswr burn on hsi skin... that was Irken shock spurts .. which meant ....
"Zim knows your here!" He shotued to the he didnt know how many Invaders that had come to appanrlety finish the job off. Well he'd give Red and Pruprle creidt for not lettign grudges die. Much like hismelf anyway. But Dib.. Dib was his Tallest and he coudln't permit him bieng harmed, not evn by his own kind regardless of what he may or may no feel towards them anymore.
Suddenly grabbing Dib and shoving him to the ground to where he was over him as he scanned with viscious persion aorudn the dark graveyard.

Lightenign reflexes kicked in as Zim grabbed Dib and his Pak Legs shot them to the side and out fo range of Skooges's attack. "Skooge i'll be hoenslty out of all the invaders that woudl show up the one i thaught who wouldn't ends up showing up." Zim shot back. Skooge was the only othr other invder besides him that was short though Zim was.. shorter than skooge. But no longer..
Red and Purple wanted Dib? Why? The human had never gianed their atteniton before evne bakc when he had easedropped on trasmissions. So why now?
It didn't matter they were goign after Dib and he wouldn't have it!
All his Pak Legs sprang out as he snarled. "The only way your laying a claw on my Tallest is when I sevre it from your pahtetic carcass!" He snrled in the upmost feral nautr. Springing forward with lightening relfexes at the widdr invader Zim fully intended on gutting him for dairng ot harm his leader.
Zim held nothign perosnal against Skooge, though int terms of skil he out rnaked the chubby little Invader by levels. Though ... he hadn't seen Skooge in years so he wan'st sure what the little thign had picked up.

Dodgign the laser fire shooting back wiht hsi own Zim felt little need to defend himslef for once. The Irken Empire deserted and humiliated him! Tehy beat him down, abused him desotyred his SIR unit Gir and now what? They expected coninued loyalyt after leaving him for dead? Laughable!
"And your even more of a defect Skooge is you think for a second killing me will get you anywhere with them!" Shot back as he zipped and danced threw the lazer fire on his Pak Legs. Skooge was hoenslty .. never that great of an invader sadly. The chubby Irken tried and tred and though considered ocmpitent he wans't .. hardened. he was a squemish little thing to be hoenst.
Not to mention his combat skills were all but laughable.
"Your Tallest Skooge no longer are mine! I have a Tallest!" Two invaders fightenign reagerdless if both or one was incompitne was heonstly a sigh tot see. Both wer evisocus and tore into each other both with claws, teeth, pak legsand using various wepaons boht had.

Thoguh porgraming went against the thaught that came to him Zim felt he had no reaosn to fear ocnsequences at the moemnt. The Tallest really wouldn't care if Skooge failed he knew that sense they hadn't evne granted him anything specile or heosnlty nothign for this little mission.
Zim survived how many hours of torute by the Tallest themseves and their most elite solidiers and Skooge thaught he could kill him by himself? Laughable!
Allowing the other Invader to get a hit on his side causing him to loose balance and fall to the gorund. Zim hissed in pai sense the woudn was deep evne for them, though Skooge now had the advatage of speed and hieght on him. He didnt know where Dib was in the vacinety though hopefully the human had gottne somewhere where he owudlnt see this.
Suign hsi Pak Legs to push himslef backwards sense his right side was curently stunned from the attack by Skooge till his back was flat agaisn the Mosulesum.
'Fall for it you Fat Invader1' Zim thaught as he had relased four little black balls that rolld to the area just out of reach of him and between Skooge, now hidden int he bushes he just had to wait till the other passed by them.