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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:32 am
.:l sɳУɖЭЯ ȻѺɄʈɄЯЭ l:.
”I hate bathrooms. They’re the worst. Male or female. What’s the difference? There’s stalls for privacy,
Oh, so she didn't ditch him after all. He could finally ask help from her now that they were both finished, but he made sure to add in more details this time. Of course, he made sure to do that after the awkward stare at the hand on his shoulder. He wasn't exactly sure what that gesture meant, but he could always ask.
"Can you teach me now? How to do that? That... thing with your face. This." He showed his... faulty example by tugging the corners of his mouth downwards with his fingers to indicate a frown. "Also... Why did you touch my shoulder? What emotion is that supposed to represent?"
And it’s all used for the same thing. So why does one smell better than the other? Genders are so confusing.” - Snyder Couture
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:44 am
  Oho~ A boy who didn't understand anything about about the world. This was delicious. Suzanne's sleeve went up to hide her smile. He wasn't really an idiot since he understood how to shelve right away. Now then... what should she teach this boy? "I actually did it wrong. I meant to pat your head, but I missed. When someone pats your head, it's usually an indication of 'good job' or 'work hard.' And to frown, you have to try hard to use your muscles to make your lips point downwards. I'll help you practice if you want. I think this library has books on emotions and maybe I'll have you read some books on anatomy so you could learn the structures of muscles."
Suzanne flicked a finger to indicate to follow her. "And this means follow me. I'll get you some books. Oh and a good thing to remember is that when the people around you are frowning or are upset, that's the best time to laugh and smile."
((Maybe sending him to free period wasn't such a good idea for first period since he's stuck with Suzanne... Ahahahah! Looks like Snyder is another addition to the bad side! xD))
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:57 am
.:l sɳУɖЭЯ ȻѺɄʈɄЯЭ l:.
”I hate bathrooms. They’re the worst. Male or female. What’s the difference? There’s stalls for privacy,
(( ROFLMAO. I warned you that he was easily influenced. ;D ))
To sum it all up, Snyder had to smile when others were frowning. That sounded easy yet so confusing and contradicting. Customs were tough to follow. Maybe it'd be best to staple his mouth into a smile. His life would be easier that way. However, that was for another time. He was trying to learn these gestures and figure out how to frown at last. Trailing after Suzanne like a lost puppy, Snyder believed he had finally found the right person to teach him about expressions. While Silveril had been helpful, the man tended to avoid some questions or couldn't go into depth for some odd reason.
"Thank you for all the help, but you wouldn't happen to have some paper here would you? I forget to eat breakfast before coming here..."
And it’s all used for the same thing. So why does one smell better than the other? Genders are so confusing.” - Snyder Couture
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:09 am
  Suzanne grinned at the boy. This might actually be fun. What kind of person should she create out of this malleable material? "Paper? Oh, I think I know what you are now. I've read briefly about your kind. What's a creature like you doing out in the 3-D world? No matter, I do have a lot of paper. You can always check the trashcans too since a lot of students like to wad up their paper and throw it away."
Suzanne was grabbing books as she went and she dropped a bunch of books on the table. She disappeared into the shadows to return to her desk to grab a notebook. Then she returned to the boy and set it down in front of him. "Here you go! All you can eat buffet! Well, not really a buffet... Anyways...! It's always best to smile no matter what. It makes you look friendly and it brightens people's days when they are sad. I say, frowning leads to wrinkles. I do my best not to frown, but sometimes I can't help it when I'm mad. But it's always better to always smile."
Suzanne drew a picture on a sheet of paper. It was an evil smile. "Smile like this all the time. That's how you always look friendly."
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:40 am
.:l sɳУɖЭЯ ȻѺɄʈɄЯЭ l:.
”I hate bathrooms. They’re the worst. Male or female. What’s the difference? There’s stalls for privacy,
As thankful as he was for the food and all the explanations, Snyder wasn't that naive, or at least, he hoped he wasn't. He had done prior research about expressions, even staring at emoticons to figure out which kind was what, so that smiley face didn't look all that welcoming to him. Still, Snyder merely nibbled away at pieces he shredded from the noteback, commenting between bites.
"I know of emotions. I experience them all the time. I just have a hard time expressing them. Though, I have figured out the confused look, wouldn't it be better if I just copy your appearance, so I can get the gist of how things work?"
And it’s all used for the same thing. So why does one smell better than the other? Genders are so confusing.” - Snyder Couture
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:50 am
Oh poopy~ So he wasn't that malleable after all. Well that toned down the fun a little. Well, he was intelligent to some extent. "Well, I'm a demon, so friendliness has always been warped for me. This smile is how I normally smile. So I don't think my expressions will help you." Suzanne said with a smirk as she scribbled all over the evil smile. At least she hid it with her sleeve though.
"Then let's try a different tactic. I'll bring out some fiction books and I'll assign you with a character. When you're being that character, you have to try to make the expression they'll make if you were in their shoes. I'll help out, of course. With this practice, at least you'll understand when to make such expressions." Suzanne disappeared into the shadows again and returned with a couple of books in her arms.
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:58 am
.:l sɳУɖЭЯ ȻѺɄʈɄЯЭ l:.
”I hate bathrooms. They’re the worst. Male or female. What’s the difference? There’s stalls for privacy,
Snyder could understand that, but he should try to practice that smile as well. After all, he might be applying it sometime in his life. Experientially, he pulled a corner of his lip to resemble a smirk, but it was just dead for him. Maybe this charade of roleplaying a character could help. Then again, pictures were easier to imitate since it was just him literally altering his face to match it. "Okay. Feel free to start with any character."
And it’s all used for the same thing. So why does one smell better than the other? Genders are so confusing.” - Snyder Couture
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:42 pm
Well, that was a very... interesting imitation of a smirk. Anyhow~ Suzanne found the lesson a little interesting. At least it gave her something to do. She picked up a book and opened up to a page. "I will be Darth Vader and you can be Luke Skywalker." Suzanne set the book down, not even bothering to glance at the actual lines.
"Luke... I AM YOUR FATHER!! Hahahahahahah!" Suzanne shouted as she raised her arms in the air.
((That's not really how it went in the movie and it's not a book, lol. You can choose to play along while we ruin Star Wars or have a very confused Snyder. 8D))
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:11 pm
.:l sɳУɖЭЯ ȻѺɄʈɄЯЭ l:.
”I hate bathrooms. They’re the worst. Male or female. What’s the difference? There’s stalls for privacy,
"......"
Snyder completely blanked out at that, having no clue how to respond. Maybe that was a point. He most likely had to improv from that. Right?
"Darth Vader.... I AM YOUR SON?! Hahahahahahah?" Okay, it was mainly awkward imitation with a few word changes, but this could do.
(( LOL. It's a confuzzled Snyder. :] ))
And it’s all used for the same thing. So why does one smell better than the other? Genders are so confusing.” - Snyder Couture
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:16 pm
And so Suzanne and Snyder spent a large chunk of first period claiming they were each other's father/son and laughing like idiots with arms raised.
"Alright, back to business." Suzanne coughed after their immature display of randomness. Obviously they had to figure out a way to keep Suzanne on track. She got distracted way too easily and they ended up wasting away a chunk of time. "Well, when you laugh, you're supposed to smile. So try doing that again but this time, turn your lips upwards as you laugh. It also help if you flail your arm about to help you smile." Actually it doesn't, but it would be fun to watch.
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:28 pm
.:l sɳУɖЭЯ ȻѺɄʈɄЯЭ l:.
”I hate bathrooms. They’re the worst. Male or female. What’s the difference? There’s stalls for privacy,
"Hahahaha."
Snyder's laugh sounded very mechanical, but it'd do. It was baby steps. Now from what he could remember, he had to bare his teeth too like most smiles were shown as. Then, came the quirk of the lips. How... foreign. He never really used his facial muscles before, so it was just nonsense to him. Still, he managed to follow instructions quite well, even the flailing.
".... This seems like so much work. It feels as though it'd be better if I either staple my mouth into a smile, or just take on your appearance."
And it’s all used for the same thing. So why does one smell better than the other? Genders are so confusing.” - Snyder Couture
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:40 pm
  Suzanne had turned around since if she had looked any longer, she would burst out laughing. Awkward smile, monotone laugh, flailing arms all put in one action. The kid was good. But Suzanne realized they had forgotten one important thing. Introductions. Now, Suzanne didn't care for names. They were all labels anyways. Why couldn't she just call everyone Bob. But, of course, Suzanne didn't want to be named Bob, so she had to have introductions.
She turned back to face the kid."Well, with more practice, you can definitely master the art of laughing. But first, let's try introductions. When meeting new people, you have to introduce yourself first and introductions are always your first impression. So naturally, you want to make it good, right?" Suzanne explained as she crossed her arms, her sleeve still hiding her amused smirk.
"My name is Suzanne Malevolyte. I'm the librarian of Rosentale Academy. You may call me Professor Malevolyte." Suzanne said as she lowered her sleeve to reveal her grin. "See, a smile always help establish a good impression."
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:55 pm
.:l sɳУɖЭЯ ȻѺɄʈɄЯЭ l:.
”I hate bathrooms. They’re the worst. Male or female. What’s the difference? There’s stalls for privacy,
Snyder nodded at that, carefully storing and organising the information being told to him. They either went into the useful category or complete nonsense section. "I am Snyder Couture, and I am a student attending this academy. Thank you for your lessons, Professor Malevolyte. I appreciate it."
Smile. Snyder needed to the look back to this woman. Naturally of course. So, he bared his teeth first before twitching it into a curve. He was smiling. Right? Why was this so troublesome to him when everyone else seemed to have mastered such a technique with ease? "How is it that you learned to smile?"
And it’s all used for the same thing. So why does one smell better than the other? Genders are so confusing.” - Snyder Couture
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:09 pm
Well, it was a natural thing to do. But if she had to think about smiling, it just made her head hurt. You just do it! "You don't think! You just do it! Snyder, we have to find out what kind of things you like, got it! Because those things will make you smile!" Suzanne huffed as she put her hands on her hips.
"Maybe if you exercised your face muscles, it'll make everything easier for you." Suzanne reached out and pinched Snyder'scheeks and tried to 'exercise' his face muscles. "Squint your eyes and make your lips go up. No need to bare your teeth. You can smile with your lips closed, but if it feels natural to let your teeth show, let it show, but don't show all of it." Suzanne instructed, unsure if it would work. She really wanted him to get his smile down first of all. Life was all about fun, and if one couldn't have fun, one didn't deserve to live.
((Suzanne is so insensitive. xD))
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:39 pm
.:l sɳУɖЭЯ ȻѺɄʈɄЯЭ l:.
”I hate bathrooms. They’re the worst. Male or female. What’s the difference? There’s stalls for privacy,
(( Isn't she always? ;D ))
It was a hilarious sight to see Snyder blankly staring at Suzanne while she molested trained his cheeks into smiling. It was a shame that he didn't understand it though. "If it's the things I like to do, then it involves activities like baking or sewing. It's simple, but I enjoy working with my hands." He suggested through the 'exercising' before attempting to follow her orders.
Of course, he didn't know how to squint his eyes, so that should be taken off the list. As for his mouth, he just kept it shut and barely twitched his lip into a quick smile.
And it’s all used for the same thing. So why does one smell better than the other? Genders are so confusing.” - Snyder Couture
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