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Bittiface rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 1
Total: 5 (2-12)
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 Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 3:20 pm
Boob holders? Oh.. he meant bras. "Mmmmokay. Good thing we did so much shoppin', hmm?" Zee coo'd, hanging off of Lou and reaching to grab a bra from their bags. Being a sloth.. it took a loooong time. My HP: 30 Damage Dealt: --- Collective Damage to Boss: Anything attacked/attackers should note:
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poke mattix rolled 2 6-sided dice:
6, 6
Total: 12 (2-12)
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 6:41 pm
"This isn't the time to be rolling around!" Poke said, at a loss as to how to get the wolf ghoul to stop. "You're in danger from-" Her words were cut off as the tree decided to attack her this time, and she was showered in sharp pine needles. The dragon ghoul cried out in pain as the needles embedded themselves in her arms and back, blood already beginning to ooze from the wounds. "You...Jack-damned...TREE!" She was in a lot of pain from the needles, but it wouldn't stop her from getting incredibly pissed off and making a counter attack. She jumped for one of the branches, swinging herself onto it then jumping across to swipe at the Christmas tree's eyes. She then swung back down to get away from the tree so she could try get some of the needles out. Before she could do so, she heard someone call out for help and saw a boil...stop moving? She raised a eye wondering if this guy was some sort of wind up toy, then noticed a key lying nearby. She picked it up, looked behind the boil for a hole of some sort before putting the key in and tried to wind it up. Was she doing it right? My HP: 20 Damage Dealt: 6 Collective Damage to Boss: 41 Anything attacked/attackers should note: Poke is now a pin cushion
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Sexy Cocaine rolled 2 6-sided dice:
3, 1
Total: 4 (2-12)
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:23 pm
"I'd certainly say so." Though it was a shame all these panties were going to waste. While Zee set up the makeshift catapult, Lou searched for something to fill it with. They couldn't really fire more underwear out of them. That wasn't working very well. Oh, what were those on the ground? Shaken Christmastival bulbs on the ground? Ohhhh yeaaaaah.
Quickly, the vampire crouched down to scoop up as many of them as he could and stuff them into the bags with the remaining lingerie.
"Ready the catapult!" The vampire shouted with the commanding voice of a captain.
... And they missed. This was getting pitiful.
My HP: 30
Damage Dealt: ... None. .-.
Collective Damage to Boss: 41
Anything attacked/attackers should note: Lou and his tumor are using a bra as a catapult, firing stray bulbs at the tree.
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LP rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 6
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:28 pm
My HP: 30
Damage Dealt: 1
Collective Damage to Boss: 42
Willow watched the tree and then shifted to her natural form aiming her claws at the tree's wood. It reeked of peppermint though causing her to back up and hiss at it. Her fur was fluffing up as she watched the tree.
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:57 pm
As Ralph's key was turned and the life slowly sparked within him, he wheezed as if taking a long awaited breath. He groggily looked around, as if he were just waking from a deep sleep, and everything flooded back to him. TREE~! Oh, it was over there, others were attacking the bully, good. Then he remembered losing energy, and..... OHMYGODIT'SAPRETTYGHOULWHATDOIDO~!?!?!?!?!He watched at first as she struggled with his key. He never actually thought it was hard anymore, used to it I guess, but to her it must have been. "Oh...t-thanks," He stammered, "I can do it now....." He reached behind him and took the key, winding himself with ease. "The name's Ralph, by the way." My HP: 30 Damage Dealt: --- Collective Damage to Boss: 42
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demon_pachabel rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 6
Total: 12 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 8:28 pm
It took a minute, but Shehk finally pulled herself out of the needle pile, shaking her fur out before she turned her attention back to the tree, jumping back up onto it to start biting at it again.
NOM NOM NOM.
It still tasted bad.
HP: 40/40
Damage Dealt: 6
Collective Damage to Boss: 48
Anything attacked/attackers should note: Panty-wolf attacks! Nom nom!
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:08 am
O CHRISTMAS TREE
Status: The Tree groans but is still able to shake out a few more mobs to attack the shoppers' spawn point. New Round! However, you may keep the cumulative damage from the previous round this time!
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poke mattix rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 5
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:28 am
"Ralph, huh?" Poke said in response, watching him wind himself back up. As to how the key even worked, she had no clue. "My names Poke. It's nice to meet you" Okay, now the meet and greet was done, she turned her attention back to the tree. And if she wasn't mistaken, she could hear it groan. Did that mean it was getting weaker? She hoped so. With the pines still in her back, she wasn't too keen on fighting the tree head on, so she picked up a lose Christmas bulb, and threw it at the tree instead. My HP: 20 Damage Dealt: 1 Collective Damage to Boss: 49 Anything attacked/attackers should note:
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:34 am
Shehk turned her head to follow the creatures as they seemed to spawn away, making a face as she slowly tilted her head. It was a long thought...it was a thoughtful thought. She....
"Guys, I feel like we should be worried about where those are going." she said, looking at the tree, then after the JOY creatures causing mayhem. The pricolici waffled about for a moment before she came to a conclusion;
"I'm going to follow them, guys. This could be important." she huffed, the silver wolf running off after the spawned baddies.
My HP: 40/40
Damage Dealt: --
Collective Damage to Boss: 49
Anything attacked/attackers should note: Shehk is leaving to the spawn point to try and prevent further damage!
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Bittiface rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 3
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:01 am
My HP: 30/30 Damage Dealt: 1 Collective Damage to Boss: 50 Anything attacked/attackers should note: Chucking bulbs with a bra-catapult / still sitting on Lou's shoulders. As epic as their ideas were, nothing seemed to be working against the tree. "The longer this goes on, it'll cut into shoppin' and sleepn'." Zee whined pitifully. Maybe she should actually get up and work at this... Zee shrugged and launched another volley of Christmas Bulbs from their Bra catapult.
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Sexy Cocaine rolled 2 6-sided dice:
6, 3
Total: 9 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 8:31 pm
"Yeah! And the less time I have to get some!" Some what? Oh, you know. "I don't know what the hell I'm doing wrong." Maybe those spiral eyes affected his sight. The phrase "blind as a bat" does come to mind...
After Zee fired, Lou loaded it up again to try his (shitty) luck once more.
HOT DAMN. HELL YEAH. DIRECT HIT! Lou inwardly patted himself on the back when the stray bulb hit the tree. "Hey, I think we're getting better at this."
My HP: 30
Damage Dealt: 3
Collective Damage to Boss: 53
Anything attacked/attackers should note: BULB-A-PULT AWAY!
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Miliardo Kason rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 3
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:45 pm
A while ago, False had been sitting beside a pantie wearing ghoul with a dislike of fire. During this time he had mused setting the tree on fire. His familiar was even on board with the plan. That was until Shehk left. Now False didn't like to think himself a coward, but when the tree started running about ornaments and needles flying everywhere he did the only thing that came to mind.
He hunkered down behind his potted plant grabbing Sharpie holding him up like a shield, the cat did his job well as he quickly burst into a large flaming mass between False and most of the needles.
The problem? Shehk was gone, the tree was mad, and he had no clue what to do.
Hey False it seems our friend is now absent... should we follow her?
"No! I have no idea where she went and we can't really leave just on a whim this thing is still causing all kinds of chaos!" He grunted waving his hand to the left the mass of fire dancing around seeming to shift, the face of a feline figure moving inside it to follow his hand.
Offense then?
"I guess we can... that ghoul isn't here anymore so we don't have to worry about upseting her..." His hand spun now, spinning the flaming mass into a smaller ball, the head of the feline looping quickly towards its own tail in a spinning ball of fire before False thrust it towards the tree.
Sharpie meanwhile spinning about completely on fire let out a scream:
"FOR THE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDE!!!" He screamed in delight as he finally went flying at the tree. Of course the problem with a living fireball content on yelling was that it did very little to help with aim. The blazing ball barely grazed the tips of the tree before turning back into a cat.
At once Sharpie was sprinting back, bouncing off a pillar to a hotdog stand, over a grabage can through the plant and back onto False's shoulder.
"False you realllllly need to work on aiming..."
"You know I've never had to do this while being threatened by a multi story tree monster!"
"Point taken."
My HP: 30
Damage Dealt: 1
Collective Damage to Boss: 54
Anything attacked/attackers should note: Still behind potted plants, throwing Sharpie about as a fireball and hopping Shehk doesn't show up to scowl at him...
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Zyphiris rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 3
Total: 5 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:54 am
Just who were these people hitting the tree? " WHY ARE YOU HITTING MOMMY??!?!?" it screamed, lashing out at Poke. TangleAttack roll: 2 d6 Target: Poke Damage: 0HP: 8/8
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poke mattix rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 3
Total: 8 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:00 am
"W-wait, WHAT?" Poke turned around to see one of the smaller monster...things, she had no idea what it was, lashing out at her and saying she was hitting it's mom. ..Ah, right, the tree. "Hey! She started it!" She said back, trying to kick the little creature away from herself. My HP: 20 Damage Dealt: 2 Anything attacked/attackers should note:
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Zyphiris rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 2
Total: 4 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:04 am
Tangle tumbled about as the ghoul kicked it, unfurling some of its cords. " T-That's because you were NAUGHTY! MOMMY IS ALWAYS RIGHT" it wailed between sobs. Tangle stretched its arms out to wrap around Poke's legs, attempting to trip her over. TangleAttack roll: 2 d6 Target: Poke Damage: 0HP: 6/8
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