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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:22 am
He stared at her for a long moment. Then he filled in the answer with his own little note added to it with a small grin.
...Yes he was grinning now. Wanna fight about it?
"Welp. I'm done with you now, then." Jude said as if dismissing her into the wilds of the cafeteria again. He'd made not of her answers and that is what mattered, right?
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:24 am
Jude was grinning.
Jude was grinning.
Run for the hills!
"Alright," She waved him off, and then got back to minding her own business.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:25 am
Pfft. It was a good thing he was done with her otherwise he might have been offended. That is if he cared. He left her side and started to prowl the cafeteria again.
He saw Jeremy and made a bee-line right for him. Poor fool.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:42 am
Jeremy saw Jude coming, and with every forward step Jude took, Jeremy took one backward. Until of course he was quite literally cornered, and then he just stood there with his hands in his pockets, his eyes closed in a fox-like grin and a lollipop stick poking out of his mouth.
"You're hellbent." He noted cheerfully.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:47 am
"I'm on a mission," he said quite seriously as he held up his clipboard and kind of waved it at Jeremy as if to make a point, "I am going to ask you some questions. You are going to answer them for me. That alright?"
Somehow he was a bit more forceful with a couple of the male gendered Hunters than he was with the female ones.
...That seemed to speak volumes that he didn't care to listen to.
"So how about it?" He asked.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:51 am
Eyes opened wider to look at the clipboard, then back to Jude's srsface. "I am, am I? Well, I suppose." His eyes narrowed, his smile setting into one that said nothing good was going to come from this.
"I thought I had no choice?" Really, if you're going to make demands, at least play them out!
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:54 am
"You don't but I do like to give you an illusion of it just to get your hopes up," he replied and now he was grinning. A grin that resembled the 'cat that caught the canary' sort of grin. Now the cat was about to devour the canary.
"How old are you, Jeremy?" Jude asked diving right into the questions.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:22 am
"Five score and eight and ten." Jeremy answered almost immediately, still smiling like he was up to no good. Sure Jude might have cornered him, but that didn't mean the canary couldn't mess with the cat a little.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:28 am
"Neat. You'll have to share your Civil War stories with me then. Also don't forget to tell me about how when you were my age penny candy actually cost a penny." He put down a nice big 5 next to the age. Clearly the Cat new better.
"What are you looking for in a romantic partner?" he continued on as if nothing odd had occurred. They were verbally sparring now.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:35 am
"I also had to walk to school uphill both ways, those were the days." Jeremy sighed dramatically, but went right back to grinning, shifting the lollipop from one cheek to the other with his tongue. "Coincidentally, did you know that they had custom orthodics back then? But they didn't understand that you needed cushion to soften the blow, so they were made from bricks." He was lying out his a**, but he was smiling confidently through his little 'factoid'.
"Perhaps a very clumsy brunette who easily succumbs to stockholm syndrome that has an affinity to glitter and wants me to change her to better prepare her for a long life with me." He shifted his weight to his other foot, reaching up to scratch his nose before burying his hand back into his pocket...That was when he thought he'd answer the question a little more seriously. "I don't know, man. Someone who compliments who I am I guess?"
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:42 am
"Really? Quite fascinating, Grandpa Jeremy," he replied as the other Hunter laid down the factoid that sounded like it was complete and utter bullshit without even pointing it out verbally. The deadpan tone in his voice said it all.
There was a small pause, "So Bella Swan from Twilight?" He asked as he wrote down the answer. Well he wrote down an answer anyways.
"Dunno Gramps. I dunno how many women on the island have an old coot fetish. You might be out of luck," he replied. "So are you single, then?"
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:47 am
"Who?" Jeremy responded innocently, still smiling. Never not smiling. Always smiling. "You've never heard of a gold digger? She'll come along eventually." Not that Jeremy had money to give. But he certainly had gold...if you imagined 'gold' as a term to describe his hair and eyes. Then he had plenty of it.
"Painfully so, Judy. Eternity is a long time when you're alone." Another heavy sigh that ended in another smirk.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:50 am
"Oh I've heard of gold diggers," he looked at Jeremy and just raised an eyebrow, "but if you want them to dig the gold off of your face and head then you got a weird, weird BDSM thing I don't care to think about so you're free to go."
He quietly shuffled off to the side to let the Jeremy go off to the wild. The Cat had devoured his fill of the canary.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:11 am
"Only a pervert thinks that way." He gasped as if surprised, eyes wide and mouth open in a shocked and dismayed 'o'. "It was nice talking to you young whippersnapper." He crooned, stepping forward and clamping his hand down on the other man's shoulder. "Well, eHarmony, if you find my match lemme know?" Chuckling, he reached out to try and pinch Jude's cheek before wandering off to go about his own business.
Well, that was his intention until he stopped and turned to face the Death Trainee. "Why are you doing this, anyway? It can't seriously be a mission." He gestured towards the clipboard.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:18 am
"Oh you know me. I aspire to the lowest depths of depravity." He said simply. Jude didn't move away from the cheek pinching mostly because he responded with, "I'll let you know when Prince Charming rears his ugly mug for you to admire."
Jude smirked a bit, "It is a mission. Just ... not a very serious one. This is either a joke on me or they seriously want to do some matchmaking so no one is alone this Christmas." He shrugged a little bit and simply waved at Jeremy, "Unless you want to be roped in I suggest you run while you still can. They might be watching."
Sure Jeremy was a completely different division but he didn't see that stopping anyone of the higher level Death Hunters. Especially, ugh, Mark and Sandy.
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