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 Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:06 am
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:07 am
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:08 am
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
and he said to the man running the stand
Hey. got any grapes?
The man said no we just sell lemonade. It’s cold and its fresh and it’s all home made. Can I sell you glass? The duck said “I’ll pass”.
Then he waddled away. Till the very next day.
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any grapes?
The man said no, like I said yesterday, we just sell lemonade okay?
Why not give it a try? The duck said Goodbye.
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away
Till the very next day.
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any grapes?
The man said look, this is getting old. Lemonade’s all we’ve ever sold. Why not give it a go? The duck said “No.”
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away
Till the very next day.
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any grapes?
The man said THAT’S IT!! If you don’t stay away,duck, I’ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck.
So don’t get to close! The duck said Adios.
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away
Till the very next day.
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any glue?
What?
You got any glue?
No, why would I– Oh!
Then one more question for you:
Got any grapes?
And the man just stopped. Then he started to smile. Then he started to laugh. He laughed for a while.
Then he said, “Come on duck, let’s walk to the store. I’ll buy you some grapes so you won’t have to ask anymore.”
So they walked to the store and the man bought some grapes. He offered one to the duck and the duck said “No thanks”.
“But you know what sounds good? It would make my day.
Do you think this store, do you think this store, do you think this store… has any… lemonade?”
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away.
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:10 am
A duck walked up to a corner store and he said to the woman running the store
HEY! Got any grapes?
The woman said no it’s a corner store I mean grapes aren’t really what we’re known for. We’ve got some grape drinks.
The duck said They kinda stink
Then he waddled away
Till the very next day
When the duck walked up to the corner store and he said to the woman running the store
HEY! Got any grapes?
The woman said oh it’s you again duck
I already told you you’re out of luck
I’ve got some grape gum
The duck said I’ll take none
Then he waddled away
Waddle waddle
Till the very next day
When the duck walked up to the corner store and he said to the woman running the store
HEY! Got any grapes?
The woman said look I’m trying not to shout. But please either buy something or get out. We don’t sell fruit
The duck said I’m kinda cute
Then he waddled away
Till the very next day
When the duck walked up to the corner store and he said to the woman running the store
HEY! Got any grapes?
The woman said that’s it the next time you ask for grapes I’m gonna tape you to the wall with this duck tape. Do I make myself clear?
The duck said yes dear
Then he waddled away.
Till the very next day
When the duck walked up to the corner store and he said to the woman running the store
HEY! Got any grape chapstick?
What?
Got any grape chapstick?
Actually we do. But you don’t have any money do you?
Do you think you could
Do you think you could
Do you think you could
Put it on my bill?
Then he waddled away
Then he waddled away
Then he waddled away
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:11 am
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand.
And he said to the man who was running the stand
Hey. Follow me
The man said look who’s back again.
Can’t you go bug some eathered friend?
I’m staying right here.
The duck said “tear”
Then he waddled away waddle waddle
Then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle waddle
till the very next day
When the duck duck walked walked up up to to the lemonade stand
He said said to to the man man who who was running the stand
HEY. Follow me
The man said look duck, there’s no way. You could ask me the whole day.
I refuse.
The duck said You lose.
Then he waddled away waddle waddle
Then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle waddle
till the very next day
When the duck duck walked walked up up to to the lemonade stand
He said said to to the man man who who was running the stand
HEY. Follow me
The man said Alright duck, you win
If I say no you’ll just come back again.
So lead the way
The duck said “okay”.
So the duck duck led led the man man to to the corner store
and then then they they stopped stopped out outside the door
The duck said Ask the woman in there if you
Can use her duck tape for a minute or two
Duck tape? What for?
The duck said “There’s the door”.
So the man walked in, and the woman said “Hi”. And suddenly he felt a little shy.
He walked up slowly, then spoke at last
You seem nice. Could I use your duct tape real fast?
She said I really like this duct tape
It stops annoying ducks from asking for grapes.
Then she said with a smile,
but you can use it a while.
The man said Thanks. You seem nice,
The woman laughed. You’ve said that twice. You seem nice too.
The man said so do you.
Then the man left the store with a pretty big grin
And the duck said stay here while I go in.
Then the duck duck walked walked in in to to the corner store,
and he said said to to the woman woman who who was running the store
Hey Got any duck tape?
The woman said oh no, It’s YOU!
You planned this!
Could be true.
By the way……
By the way
By the way
One more question for you
Got any Grapes
Then he waddled away waddle waddle
Then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle waddle
Til the very next day
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:12 am
WADDLE WADDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:13 am
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:13 am
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:15 am
I LOVE THE DUCK SONG: HEY, GOT ANY GRAPES
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:16 am
MAKES ME A SWEET HONEY BEAR
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:17 am
WE GOT SOME GRAPE GUM.....ILL TAKE NONE
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:18 am
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:19 am
WILL YOU TELL ME NOTHER DUCK STORY
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:20 am
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:21 am
YOU SEEM NICE,YOU SAID THAT TWICE; YOU SEEM NICE TOO
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