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sleepZombie rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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 Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 5:05 pm
Caim watched as Art expertly greeted the monster ghoul. He considered imitating what the other demon had done when a nearby table careened into the dirt nearby, making him jolt. Pleasantries would come later. Food was now. Art had claimed the Screamasta and Soup so...
He picked up the two other dishes and headed towards the diners. He'd paid very close attention to the others who had made their way across. There had been two who had found the perfect path, it seemed. The envy demon had at first, well... envied their skill. To copy was a form of flattery, though, right? He carefully stepped his way across, following almost exactly in their footsteps.
And he didn't drop a single flesh fry.
Needless to say Caimeron was awfully surprised to see all that food gone. He eyed the two sitting and at all the food surrounding them. SURELY they had to be too full from all those appetizers and drinks to stuff anything else inside of them. Either way he set down the orders.
"For you, bud, is the roasted rat with flesh fries." He set the plate down in front of Rage. Turning to Desu-chan he gave a little charming smile, trying to mimic the one Art had given the manticore ghoul back at the safe-zone. "And for you, fine lady, is the charbroiled boils. Enjoy."
He walked jauntily back towards the others, giving Art a thumbs up. "There you go, man. Softened them up for ya." For extra emphasis he gave a wink.
((HP: 15 + 2 = 17))
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Carhop Cavalier rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 5:19 pm
"Thanks bud, you're a pal!" He was almost tempted to give Caim a 'good-game!' pat, but decided against it. Not now, since they had only just become friends. He picked up his two dishes, and trekked along the same path he had seen Caim go along. Everything went over smoothly, very smoothly.
Oh hey, was that a-
CRACK.
Art had TRIED to dodge the table. He really did! But, unfortunately, the corner his his arm, causing the Screamasta meant for Desu-Chan to go flying through the air, and land on a poor student's head.
Oh yeah, and now his arm hurt like the dickens. Jacking thing probably bruised a bone. He huffed, but set his face toward the raging couple once more. They would just have to... deal.
Dammit where were his sunglasses.
"Well, um, we... er... we ran out of Screamasta, sorry! Hopefully you two could share the Soup though? It was meant for you, Sir Rage, but I'm sure you don't mind shairng with your lovely ghoulfriend, right? Of course you don't. Okay, bye now."
He zoomed back to the safe area, clutching his arm and sweating. If Rage had gotten to him...
"Well, I screwed that one up royally. Let's hope this turns out okay..."
((HP: 15-1= 14
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Roxy_roxanna2 rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-4)
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:38 pm
Injuries, raging, tables flying, this was really not going well at all and Sin was busy trying to avoid a disaster of her own. She spotted Riley and some of the others and frowned. Were they okay? Except there wasn't much time to coddle anyone because that gnome was back. She hastily picked up the Roasted rat with Flesh Fries for Rage & the Screamasta in Snot Sauce for Desu
Don't drop any food!
Yeah right no problem...
Well normally it wouldn't be a problem Sin was a graceful succubus after all...except when tables went flying past, splinters spraying towards her. She tried to dodge and was forced to watch as most of the fries and half of the screamasta slid off of each plate.
Sin mentally cursed the raging couple and tried very hard to control her own temper enough not to throw what was left of the dishes at them. However she didn't them they noticed and quickly used a corner of her apron to wipe the sauce off the edge of the plate and continued as if nothing had gone wrong.
"Miss Desu, your screamasta...in a smaller portion since we understand that some women need to...watch their curves." She eyed her a moment and then turned and served Rage. "Ahem Sir, your Roasted Rat." No need to mention that some fries were missing he was probably too busy with desu to notice anyway...she hoped.
With that done Sin quickly backed away trying to avoid anymore mayhem, of course backing away in such a disaster area led to her stabbing herself on a tables edge. She cringed and turned moving back away from the couple while rubbing her aching hip, what in jacks name compelled her to volunteer for this insanity?
[HP: 20 - 2 - 2 -1 = 15]
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Hes a Trap rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:43 pm
Mo looked back at Seth she was really worried about the wounds on his hands. Mo leaned down watching out for tables and chairs while she began to work on his hands. She wasn't afraid of people seeing her right eye but she just didn't like answering questions about it. She could see through her eye patch but it made it hard for her to be precise. Taking the patch off Mo revealed a golem eye with a crystal green iris and a red pupil with the sclera being grayish. She looked at Seth's hand taking her left arm they were fortunate that nails were long and sharp. Closing her left eye she began pulling splinters and glass out of hands quickly and precisely.
After she pulled everything out she moved her face closer checking to make sure nothing was left. Taking off her sash she tore it into ribbons and began to bandage his hands up. She was so focused that she didn't see the butler gnome and almost jumped when she saw him.
Mo didn't hear what he said except don't spill it. She stood up and went to go get the food choosing roasted rat with flesh fries for Desu-chan and charbroiled boils for Rage. Mo ran back when she should have walked her tail got trapped under Seth almost dragging him along with her. But instead she just stumbled spilling half of the roasted rat with flesh fries. Her head fell hoping that went unnoticed as she moved her tail from Seth walking more slowly now. But when she looked up they were starring at her and her ears were down very afraid. She walked over to the table placing the dishes down. "Sorry" was all she mumbled not meeting their eyes as she walked away and a falling chair it slammed on her tail rather hard. Mo stopped dead biting her lip a little blood coming out, Mo’s tail twitching slightly in pain.
She walked slowly back to Seth "don't worry I won’t make you do this alone" she tried to make a joke not sure it was funny. Mo didn’t even laugh she sighed wondering why she was even here putting her arm around his waist.
((HP: 14-4=10))
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Strait Jacket Girl rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-4)
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:55 pm
The ghoul made quick work of his hand. Seth winced and bite the inside of his mouth as she plucked the splinters and glass from his hands. the pain only increased as she pulled them out. He winced each time but the end result was a relief in his hands. He wished he could see the ghoul who was helping him but all he could make out was a shadowy figure. The pain of the extraction had made it worse but it had made it a relief once it was done. He stopped biting the inside of his cheek and sighed a relief.
He heard the gnome but didn't bother to turn his head to find the gnome. It was useless, he was mentioning some food and his head played along as he figured what he'd try to serve to the insane people that were endangering his Miss Lizzy and now the ghoul that was aiding him. Only two dishes made seemed to sound right for him. Charbroiled boils for Desu-chan made obvious sense since over all it was a boil that made him angry. So what ghoul wouldn't want to devour and destroy something that made her angry. That what his sisters were like at least. Then the Roasted rat with flesh fries for Rage he didn't really know what settled in to make him think it was a perfect match, a fresh rat. Desu-Chan had fresh sushi so it was Rage's turn for fresh meat. Besides fresh rat could be diseased and that could make rage ill and that would help. It could potentially work.
Though before he could make any move his ghoul helper was off and moving quickly only for some reason though he was still on the ground he was moving at a somewhat alarming rate. He let out a surprised outcry and ended up catching something as he was pulled and causing the ghoul to fall. He felt like burying his head in the ground he felt horrid but he couldn't have known he'd make her fall as she dragged him along with her.
He dropped his head to the ground. Failure. He was an utter failure. He felt horrid though it didn't take long for her to return to his side. She offer him help. "Th-Th-Thank you" He nodded his head furiously. "I need the Charbroiled boils and the Roasted rat with flesh fries" She helped he quite effectively. She, even though he was the reason she spilled her food, was leading him where he needed to go. First she carefully guided him around others to the gnome where he was able to gather the food with her guiding help keeping him from grabbing the wrong dish. Guess it really didn't matter if they actually looked good.
The Battle field was the worst part though. He was most worried he'd stumble and fall as he went. It was only by sheer luck that he succeed in getting to the table. She jerked him to the right and to the left maneuvering him about and around flying tables. She was quick, it made him feel even worse about making her drop her dishes. She would have made her meal perfect in deposit if he hadn't jacked it up. He couldn't really tell where he was putting the food down but he set them on the table as softly, slowly
and as careful as a blind him could. It was all he could do not to fall as he was dragged back to safely much like a rag doll. He would have shrugged if he could though it wasn't quite possible in his state of being dragged.
(( HP :: 13 + 2 = 15))
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Ravvlet rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-4)
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:00 pm
Cady stared openly as the drawing-covered boil held her hand and bowed. Was he checking to see if he tied his shoe? "Yeah, I liked the Follyjox juice," she lamented, but couldn't help but add, "also, it looks like someone has gone and scribbled all over you."
Her brain hit a speed bump when he called her a fine lady. What? Who? "No fine ladies here, just me- CADY!" she called after him as he braved the field to deliver his food.
She decided to follow suit. She grabbed some of the Screamasta (sampling a bit of the snot sauce) and the charbroiled boils and made her way out into the fray.
And somehow, she made it. She delivered the Screamasta to Desu - and by delivered, she meant she sat it on the ground in her immediate vicinity, and then slid the charbroiled boil to Rage. What was left of it that she HADN'T nibbled on, anyway.
The day was starting to look up.
((11 + 1 =12))
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[ X_Bleeding Roses_X ] rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-4)
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:20 pm
Don’t spill any food. Did that count if they spilt it on the people the people they were serving? Judging from the table that sailed by her head at the mere thought of it, that was a yes.
Maybe she should revise her plan, calm them down first and then get revenge on Desu. There was hopefully less pain involved if she did it that way.
Scooping up her dishes, Charbroiled Boils for Rage and Fin Pheesh Soup for Desu (Ok maybe she wasn't going to let it go completely whilst she waited for them to calm down; she'd selected fish again for her booth wrecker).
What occurred next was a masterful show of Table Dodging Acrobatics that left Mandy feeling invigorated as she placed the perfectly intact dishes next to the fighting couple; nothing like a little danger to cheer you up.
Though hopefully not too much danger, some of the less quick students around her looked rather bruised and she didn't feel eager to join them.
((HP: 16))
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Kaiyumi rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:47 am
"Time for another order?" Xiu sighed, offering a weak smile towards Sparrow. Well then, best that they get the couple their food before they broke anything else, yes? Moving towards the dishes, she eyed them carefully before scooping up two of them and heading towards the dining table.
Unfortunately, just as she neared them, the Baku suddenly tripped over some of the debris that littered the ground. With a yelp, she was sent stumbling forward. She managed to catch herself at the last minute, preventing herself from taking a nasty spill, but the food she had carried wasn't so lucky. No, half of the food from both of the dishes she held had toppled onto the ground, and a quick glance up determined that both Desu-chan and Rage had seen her and were staring at her.
They didn't look happy either.
Still, it was too late to go back. Panicking, she rushed up and put down what remained of the dishes on the table--the charbroiled boils went to Desu-chan and the Screamasta in snot sauce went to Rage. This time, she didn't bother saying anything or wishing them a good meal (after all, she had partly ruined it). Without a word, she rushed back to where Sparrow was, completely mortified at what just happened.
[[ HP: 10 ]]
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ToT Seething with Rage Crew
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:15 am
WHAM! BAM! SMASH!
If that was the sound of eating, both Rage and Desu-Chan must be really noisy eaters. As you returned to Meatfist, he scowled, "Almost done now... There's only the desert left!" He pulled out a pushcart filled with food before pointing at each of them to name them, "We have the classic Seaweed Eye Scream, made with real fish eyes." You could have sworn that one of the eyes on it just blinked, "We also have this slice of Candy Corn cake with slime syrup... AH, and who could forget Rotten Apple Pie?"
He scowled again, crossing his arms before throwing them into the air, "GO GO GO. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! As if I know who gets what! Take your best shot, kid."
((OOC: Welcome to stage Three! Here is the handy guide:
-> Pick two out of the three desserts, one for Desu and one for Rage; bold your choices and also which you gave to who.
-> Roll 1d4:
1 - You spill half of what you were to serve, you may either continue and serve as is (-1 HP) or return to get a fresh dish (-2 HP) and reroll for a second delivery (remember to deduct the HP from your reroll too).
2 - You spill nothing and make a safe delivery. +1 HP
3 - You spill half a dish but Desu-and Rage have spotted you, you can't go back! - 4 HP
4 - You spill nothing and not only to you make a safe delivery, you impressed Desu-chan with your ability to traverse the broken tables. +2 HP
-> You can't get over 20 HP guys
-> Still specify who gets what dish, half spilled or not!
-> Still can do multiple posts and all that RP jazz ;D
-> Working with and playing with teammates = A+ as always.
-> As of this post you have 24 hours to post, otherwise...
GOOD LUCK!!))
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poke mattix rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:34 am
Hearing meatfest repeat the names of the deserts made Astra feel slightly hungry, wanting to taste some of the corn cake or the rotten apple pie. But if she did, she knew Desu-chan and rage would get really angry at her, and she didn't want any of their rage directed her way.
But one thing was certain. She only had the desert left, and then hopefully..Hopefully they would calm down and stop throwing things! Especially at her!
Making sure her apron was still on (and somewhat neat), she picked up two of the deserts and started on her way towards the bickering couple. Great! Now all she had to do was prevent herself from -
"AHH!"
She had completely missed a lone table leg on the ground, tripping over it and nearly losing her balance. The damage was done though, as she looked at half the food that was on the plates land on the floor, and looking up in pure fear at the two figures who had seen her. Without pause, she quickly placed the Candy Corn cake with slime syrup in front of Desu-chan and the Rotten apple pie in front of Rage
She would of turned to run back to the others, but she had no need. As one of the two thought it necessarily to send her on her way with a smack from a table.
((HP: 13 - 4 = 9))
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iloveyouDIE rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-4)
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:38 am
Ulmuka listened intently to Meatfist and nodded exhuberantly to the word 'dessert'. He clacked his teeth and licked his lips. The desserts sounded DELICIOUS. He made sure to turn to his fellow servers and inform them of his choices. "I'll take Desu the Candy Corn cake with slime syrup and I'll give Rage the Seaweed Eye Scream." He nodded to them and hoped they would adjust their choices accordingly. He took his tray, made a low count of "1... 2.... 3!" And made his break for the table. He probably should have slowed down because he tripped and spilled half of what he was carrying. The strix let out a screech of dismay and hurried back. In his travels he was hit with several table legs. He tumbled back into cover, panting. "I think I want to try that again." [[HP: 12 - 2 = 10 ]]
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iloveyouDIE rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-4)
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:42 am
Grabbing fresh dishes, he made his break for the tables again. This time it was slower, more labored, and he was limping once more. Slow and steady seemed to be the perfect method! He managed to duck, dip, dive and dodge all of his obstacles and deliver the plates without losing a drop.
"Candy Corn cake with slime syrup for the beautiful lady.." Muka gave her a grin and Desu seemed to be mildly impressed with his dangerous journey.
"And for the gentleman, Seaweed Eye Scream with fresh eyes!" He gave a polite bow to them both and hurried back to his 'team'.
"That wasn't so bad..."
[[ HP: 10 ]]
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Huni Pi rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-4)
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:47 am
[quote="iloveyouDIE]
[quote="Zyphiris]
[quote="Ol-j-man]
Maritess listened to the suggestions from the group she'd found herself in. Safety in numbers and all that, except they were serving individually. "Variety is the spice of unlife, then again so is slime, pondscum, and amniotic fluid but that would be splitting hairs," it was the manananggal attempting a joke, a failed one at that. "Here, I'll take these next, I've gotten a guitar to the jaw, battled a soap dragon, and rampaging appliances. The worst that has happened to me is getting shards in my hair that could potentially hurt later," she smiled sweetly to the boils and Edel, trying to put on a brave face. In reality, Tess had just wanted to get this over and done with. She made certain the others saw her take the Rotten Apple Pie for Rage and Candy Corn cake with slime syrup for Desu-chan. Following Ulmuka's lead, the winged ghoul unfortunately spilled half of her servings.
She returned to give Vero and Edel both encouraging smiles as their turn came up before giving Ulmuka a small smile, "Thanks for taking the lead there."
((HP: 16 - 1 = 15))
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Zyphiris rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:07 am
Another order was due, this time it was desert. Edel was rather relieved that the service was coming to an end and she turned back to look at Vero, who despite being rather battered up still found it in himself to speak coherently, which showed that despite the blow to the head he was still.....alright. Ulmuka and Tess had decided on their combinations to take to the pair, and acting upon Vero's prior suggestion, she selected the Rotten apple pie for Desu-chan and the Candy corn cake with slime syrup for the Rage Master. Balancing the dishes in her hands, she headed out once more to serve the couple who were eating very noisily. At least they were enjoying their food
The ghoul might have been overly distracted with the thoughts of ending this rather horrible experience that she tripped over a lose chair leg on the floor, causing her to lose her balance and topple the cake and pie onto the ground. A short distance away, the couple glared at her.
And glared at her.
And glared at her.
There was no room for apologies, the frost demon already knew she had it coming, so she crouched down into a defensive position, hands in front of her face. Seconds later, the impact of a table thrown right at her left her knocked out on the floor.
((Hp: 17 – 4 = 13))
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:28 am
Tess may have thought her joke failed but Muka burst into uncontrollable giggles. He was also rather impressed at the abuse she'd taken so far today. It was certainly more damage than he could deal with. He wasn't very sturdy in this human body of his.
"Are you both okay?" When Tess and Edel both returned they had both dealt with some hits and falls. His head bobbed strangely as he examined the ghouls carefully. He didn't touch though! Just looking.
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