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 Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:05 pm
Riley gave one last shudder before looking away from Cady, following Malodore with her eyes until it disappeared within the box. She waited a moment to make sure it didn't get spit out violently, before turning back to Cady and her new ghoulfri-
Oh dear sweet Jack this day just could not end soon enough.
Christof..? She barely squeaked out, clenching a bit to keep from wincing. Are you.. did you.. oh dear.
It really seemed that these boxes had it in for some people. And not others. She was so glad she wasn't one of them.
In fact, as Malodore emerged, she let out an exhale of relief that it was not, either. Clad in red and white, it was a much easier sight to behold. And rather pretty, to boot.
Quite. More than acceptable, even. Thank Jack you found a good one. Riley nodded in response, reaching out to squeeze it's hand - only to notice it had a wand.
Heeey.. I didn't get one of those. She would have pouted if she could have.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:07 pm
xxxxxListening to all of their catchphrases, Danny was a bit jealous. At the same time, she couldn't exactly change it now. For the moment she pouted. Both at her catchphrase, and Roch's response.
xxxxx"What does your fear have to do with your guitar?" she said with a furrowed eyebrow. She totally didn't get that Roch was a reaper without his weapon. She thought he was just hiding it or something.
xxxxxPlayfully she shoved him and said, "Awww shucks Roch! You look pretty cute yourself!" She giggled even more stupidly after that incredibly thought out insult. She followed Roch's motion, and gasped at the sight of the little patchwork in his magical ... girl outfit?! Hadn't he been a boy last time they'd met? Then again, Roch was in a skirt ...
xxxxxAs she was panning around, she noticed Riley and waved with her wand in hand. "Ridley! You're here too?" Jackdamn she was horrible with names.
xxxxxShe tilted her head at the dogboy and said, "You still haven't told me your name y'know. You're definitely looking... um... different too." That was the politest way to put it. Different.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:11 pm
By this point (and having remained silent and stood by for quite some time now), Xiu's eyes had become huge with astonishment as she watched as, one by one, the students around her all took on a new appearance. In some cases, it wasn't all that bad--sure, the outfits were a little revealing, but at least some of them looked quite nice--but others were...a little more alarming.
Or at least, she would have been quite alarmed if she was a boil with a new pair of assets.
Fortunately, it didn't seem as if any of the ghouls suffered from any unwanted sex changes from using the "wardrobe". When Xiu noticed that no one was stepping up to be next, she hurried up towards the cardboard box. Well, she didn't have a choice, right? Might as well get it over with.
When she stepped out of the box...
Words suddenly rose unbidden to her lips: "BLINDING EVIL, ONE SPARKLE AT A TIME!" Then, quickly glancing down at herself, the little Baku groaned and wished that there was a mirror nearby. From what she could see of herself, the outfit was passable--it was simple, and (to her relief) not nearly as revealing as she would have expected, but...
The sparkles. The sparkles.
"I-isn't this a little much?" No one else's costumes seemed like a blinding hazard!
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:11 pm
"The trials of dressing oneself, perhaps?" Malodore frowned at the skirt. It was a little more constricting than its usual.. though at least it was a nice long skirt. It wouldn't have been able to bear it if its legs had been exposed! Fortunate, then, that the boxes were tilted towards stereotypically feminine attire.
"... My hat," it added, plaintively, taking off the now-tiny chapeau and looking at it mournfully.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:14 pm
Calder had been riffling through the outfits to find something plaid. Anything plaid. There were checkers, stripes, polka dots, and leopard print. There was even a zebra print that made him stop and pause, but holding it up found that the entire outfit was nothing more than a pair of panties and a bra. Damn. Who could fight in just that? Looking down, he noticed the bra had metal bracers and shoulder pads to match. Wait? Was that the entire outfit?!!!
Sighing, he tossed it back and went back to looking. The sugar cubes he'd been munching on were doing nothing for him and he was hungry again. One of those frosting kitties probably would taste good. Sugar and meat. Great combination. His stomach groaned, wondering when was lunch. Sighing, he patted it a moment before his ears perked.
Carrot.
Calder saw a carrot. "DIBS!" He cried out even though no one else was around him, and reached out to grab it. Once he did, he pulled it and found it was stuck. "Stupid carrot. Gimmeeeee." He whined before he pulled out an entire outfit. Confused, he held onto the carrot and tried to the shake the garment off, but sadly it was attached and part of the outfit. Well, if you couldn't eat it, he might be able to wear it. Looking about, he found the various pieces, all matching shades of leaf green and carrot orange and found it has a whole outfit. Even stockings and a pair of little.....panties?
Um........yeah. He would put those aside. Seemed boxers weren't part of the magical girl inventory.
Having no problem with stripping, he started to feel more self-concious when getting dressed than naked. While most people would say his kilt was a skirt, it wasn't. THIS he was putting on was a skirt. A ghoul skirt. Frowning, he slipped everything on find it all snug aside from the chest. Being a guy, he lacked the plush to fill in the chest. Frowning, he looked around before noticing the leeches crawling out of his clothes. Rather fat ones that. "You'll do!" He grabbed them and after some arranging, got them to fit. Any outsider would think they were the real deal. Large, bouncing, and firm.
He looked at them a moment. Huh. Nothing special. He wondered why boils flipped out about them.
Resuming his dressing, he got his hat on, arranged his ears, and checked everything. Jack his skirt was tiny. Too tiny. Moving slightly threatened to show too much. Damn.
He looked to the panties. Why couldn't they have just given him some shorts to wear under it?
After much arranging, he was about to leave before he noticed something left in the box. Something that seemed to belong to his outfit. "A stick?" He wondered, picking it up and feeling his eyes flutter a bit. Oh. That was a nice little feeling. Something like light energy born from the pure, innocent love of carrots.
"Rather nice, Ni." He said, and aheming quickly. While his voice was rather gender neutral, it was oddly lighter. Um... a little too light. And where did the 'Ni' come from. "Strange, ni."
Shaking his head, he left the box and poked his head out, making sure the coast was clear and slipping out. 
He almost wanted to gag. Peace? Love? What the heck?! The carrots bit he could agree on, but the rest wasn't really his type of poetic. He stopped in stance and looked at his hand. "Very Strange, Ni."
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:21 pm
"HUUWWWWBBB!!!" Christof yelped as suddenly his breasts were CLAWING and SQUIRMING. Oh, Fear Alive HELP HIM! He grabbed the front of his dress, stumbling back against a box as, like an alien bursting through the chest of a poor, unsuspecting, dinner-having astronaut, each lump on his chest suddenly sprang forward as he gave a cry of fright.
After a moment, he caught his breath, realizing there were two patchy faces with little mismatched green ears and tiny beady buttony eyes blinking at him quizzically.
Baby... Patchwork... lepus?
Had the magic in the air done something to those little patches he had made?
Where had they...
He didn't have time to ponder it further, as suddenly they both leaped directly to his already mauled face with vicious, blood thirsty shrieks.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:23 pm
Riley inspected the hat as Malodore mourned it, settling her hand on it's shoulder. It's not so bad. Besides, once we've apprehended whatever we're here to fight, I'm sure we'll all turn back to normal-
Her voice choked as she saw the most terrible and wonderful thing in the world, and her hand clutched down tightly as her eyes widened.
Magical Girl Calder was the most ridiculous thing she'd ever seen in her life. She had just barely enough time to dig her camera out from Jack knows where, and snap a shot, before she started shuddering in fits of laughter.
Oh. Oh Jack. Oh Jack. I can't breathe. Malodore, I'm going to die, I can't breathe. Calder will be the end of me after all for laughing so hard. Oh. Jack. Someone find me a chair. I CAN'T BREATHE.
She was shaking with laughter throughout all of this, and turning an odd color of dark purple. She was - quite literally - dying of laughter.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:26 pm
Willow's ears flatten when Joachim asked what was going on, "Uh... welll..." She sighed, "Apparently there's this really cute abomination out there somewhere at one of the booths, possibly desu booth. It Scared Usa-payon and now we're dressing up to save the day and to keep from being uh... cuted to death?" she wasn't even sure if that was a word, but now it was.
She looked at Yaus who donned a tiny bow and hat. "Yaus wanted to dress up too....." She rubbed the back of her head hoping that Joachim wouldn't be mad.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:31 pm
Malodore looked alarmed - it didn't have the ability to perform rescue breathing! Even if it knew how to do so for an illithid! It had the vague idea that breathing into one of Riley's tentacles would be vaguely obscene.
The best thing to do, clearly, was to separate Riley from the source of her convulsions. The plague doctor flung itself in front of her, spreading its arms wide, the little capelet it was wearing fanning out over her field of vision.
Awwww.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:39 pm
Cady could no longer ignore the noises coming from the patchwork boil's bosom as he stumbled back against the box they'd just emerged from. She watched, somewhat in awe, as two TINY and ADORABLE heads reared out of the front of his shirt (she could barely see them around the ribbon) - only to latch onto his face. Good news- he DIDN'T grow breasts. Bad news? It looked like his not-breasts were pretty unhappy about being stuffed in his shirt. Had she done that? She really couldn't remember.
"Oh JACK!" She rushed forward, arms flailing, and tried to get a grip on one of the beasts - they kind of looked like tiny versions of the angry lepus from the game earlier that day. She had a moment to hope rather fervently that they didn't ruin her new outfit.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:41 pm
If Calder's ears were already dropped down enough, he heard laughter. It vibrated through the air and he felt his shoulder hunch at the sound. Damn. He had hoped she had wandered off with her collection of boils....ghouls....uh, boils as ghouls long before he came out. Last he saw, she was scooting her skirt away from the box.
Whipping around, he glared at the gasping ghoul. "SHUT UP, RILEY, BEFORE I USE THIS STUPID STICK ON YOUR FACE, NI!"
Don't be angry, Carrot senshi. Came a voice as soft of buttercream from inside his mind.
He was just about to tell Riley to get out of his head when the wand he was pointed at Riley was starting to glow. Why was his stick glowing?!!! Beams of light started to flash and a sound like wind chimes sounded before a ball of light appeared from out of his wand.
The sound of soft wings flapping could be heard before the light collected into a small................carrot.
"I'm Ninjin, your carrot guardian. Please Sailor Carrot. Use your powers for good. Be kind and tolerant of others. If anything, I'm sure she just wants to be your friend!"
Calder narrowed his eyes at the carrot and reached out. He was going to eat it. The little carrot let out a surprised 'Eep!' before fluttering around, dodging his grasp.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:47 pm
Malodore had just saved her life. The wheezing sound that was coming from Riley's practically seizuring body began to abate as it stood between her and the sight of Calder. She dropped both of her hands on it's shoulders, and began the long and arduous process of catching her breath.
Then she made the mistake of peeking over it's shoulder, just in time to see a tiny floating carrot lecture Calder on the ways of tolerance.
This was the end of Riley. On her tombstone, they would write 'Here Lies Riley, Born to the proud Illithid, died by laughing at a Kelpie.'
She seizured up in laughter again, sliding down until her poorly-covered rump hit the floor hard and she just sat there, at Malodore's feet, wheezing.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:56 pm
She was still laughing, and Calder would have gone over and kicked her face in if the act of kicking didn't hike up his tiny skirt. Lace layer or not, he was starting to get a weggie from these ghouly undergarments. Just as he tried to swing his wand about, causing orange glitter to shimmer and sparkle about him, he finally managed to catch the little carrot.
"Please, be calm, Sailor Carrot. Breathe. Loosing one's head to anger and violence only opens the door to let great evil enter your heart. You must believe in the purity that comes from carrots and love of carrots to be your guide and power!"
Calder was feeling like he was getting an upset stomach from how this little carrot talked and he could STILL hear Riley laughing.
Taking Aim, he chucked the carrot at Riley's stupid head. "SHUT UP, NI!!" If he meant Riley or Ninjin, who knew. The little carrot thunked against the wheezing mindlfayer's head. Despite trying to block her, Malodore was still a skeleton. Not really bulky.
The little carrot guardian, Ninjin, fell down on her lap, little swirls making up it's eyes as it was dizzy from being tossed. "........be.......good......." It managed.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:57 pm
Malodore whirled to see what new threat was coming after its dear Riley-chan... and saw a carrot.
Floating.
With wings.
......
"In the name of my poor hat, stop that," it informed the carrot, shaking its skull-wand at it... and then the carrot flew past it. It tried to smack it away with the wand, but it was no good. The plague doctor had to pivot sharply, the stitches in its skirt creaking a bit as it did so; one of the seams split a bit at the side.
"Stop that," it said, once more, resuming its pointing stance after having spun 180 degrees.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:04 pm
There was someone not so magical advancing upon yonder "evacuation" hill. Said Not So Magical person was dressed in all his glory of one (1) blue scarf, (1) sweater, and the usual assortment of whatever Not So Magical secretaries wore.
Making sure to give some of the "girls" a wide berth, the secretary of Amityville Academy, who's sole responsibility was to ensure order and discipline in said academy walked right next to where Usa-pyon was busy showcasing her "special" closet. Said closet was also glittering suspiciously with what seemed like pink fumes.
"You," The secretary stomped over and fumed in all of his four foot glory. "What have you-" He seemed at a complete loss for words for a few seconds, "-I hope you know you are in possession of a Forbidden Magical Artifact, any further usage of it will result of you being suspended off school grounds permanently." Arel probably did not quite realize that Usa-pyon wasn't actually a school girl first year, despite what her outfit might have mislead her to be. He crossed his arms and put up his best four foot glare. "Well what is it going to be, handing it over or detention?"
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