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 Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 4:36 pm
Her attempt at making the girls salad hating seem like a lie was as much of an assumption as assuming that Richard Simmons was gay just by taking one look at his sparkly short shorts (highly unfounded and doubtful, obviously)
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 5:48 pm
Her statement about Richard Simmons was about as deep as the shallow end of a molecule of water... talk2hand
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 9:36 am
Her rebutals stung as much as when that gnat flew into my eye, which actally wasn't very bad, by the way
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 6:08 pm
Her ignorance of the point of the thread was about as great as the smallest planet in the universe... and probably just as round talk2hand
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:18 am
His attempt to make us believe he know the sizes of all the planets in all galaxies of the universe was as useless as petting a pet rock while feeding a potato to a square foot of winter grass, you know, the kind of grass your grandma used to have, but in a way that you can never again say toilet. Which can be deemed quite useless.
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:17 am
His name was as windy as the wind.
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:43 pm
Her analogy was as ignoring of the fact that kaze also means flu, as ground dogs have the word ground on their species' name.
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:16 pm
His statement was as rude as my father after refried bean night gonk
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:15 am
Her afk was as expensive as something really expensive.
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 1:04 am
Hey avatar was as cluttered as my grandma's fanny pack after bingo night
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 11:36 pm
her knowledge about the cluteredness of her grandma's fanny pack after bingo night was as disturbing as knowing your new online g/f is actually a 37 years old bald man who likesto follow you to the mall. Only a tad less disturbing. (okay, so, a lot less disturbing,... if disturbing at all)
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:10 am
He ends up falling in love with the 37 year old man as quickly as flies follow dung.
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:26 pm
Her skin was as smooth as a grandma's a** isn't.
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:46 pm
His a** is a hairy as an ape isn't.
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:49 pm
She smells like angels oughta smell. If those angels were dipped in a septic tanks and had there hair lit on fire and put out with sugar.
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