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problematic briefcase Crew
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 Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 4:58 pm
Cabron LaSwan Le Derpy Hooves Cabron LaSwan Le Derpy Hooves I think I've carried with Morgana before. Like, you keep destroying the enemy's turrets in your lane? lolo Cause I've done that before and I remember LPS was like, "Haru, wtf are you doing?" Nah, that's pushing. Carrying is when you pwn all the enemy champions and clear the way so your team can push together.
Ahhh, okay.
Well, I can push with Morgana, with bots. :3 In Normal, I can't push well without my lanemate. - w-Mid might suit you better; I find I do a lot worse with a laning partner in Normal simply because a) mages/supports are a prime target for focusing and b) you can't read your partner's mind. Remember I tried that in that game with Allegro and then fed bots? sweatdrop I don't know how to solo a lane.
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Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 5:15 pm
He watched helplessly as his parents were mercilessly killed, for reasons he could not hope to grasp. He hid as his entire village was burned to the ground. But what could he do, as just a young boy? The only thing he could do was plot. Plan for revenge; dedicate his life to this vendetta. He traveled to the homes of fearless warriors, only asking them to sympathize with his situation, and aid him. He was trained by legends, skilled combatants of every variety. He learned to focus his seething hatred into every strike, and his created style dripped with his violent purpose. Soon, he surpassed his teachers, until he himself could be recognized as a master. With his influence he gathered these warriors together, uniting them under a new flag. He created a kingdom; and he was king. Now he has the power he needs to seek out those who killed his parents, and make them suffer.
They burned down his village.
He'll burn down their nation.
This is the most ******** epic character ever.
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Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 5:43 pm
Le Derpy Hooves Cabron LaSwan Le Derpy Hooves Cabron LaSwan Le Derpy Hooves I think I've carried with Morgana before. Like, you keep destroying the enemy's turrets in your lane? lolo Cause I've done that before and I remember LPS was like, "Haru, wtf are you doing?" Nah, that's pushing. Carrying is when you pwn all the enemy champions and clear the way so your team can push together.
Ahhh, okay.
Well, I can push with Morgana, with bots. :3 In Normal, I can't push well without my lanemate. - w-Mid might suit you better; I find I do a lot worse with a laning partner in Normal simply because a) mages/supports are a prime target for focusing and b) you can't read your partner's mind. Remember I tried that in that game with Allegro and then fed bots? sweatdrop I don't know how to solo a lane. Yeah, like anything it takes practice, but it's easier to figure out what you are doing wrong when it's just you versus just one other person; it helps you to separate your own screwups from situations that couldn't be helped so you know what not to do again. I was awful in mid at first, and now it's the only lane I'm comfortable playing on my mains in Normal. xd
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:44 am
I just played a game as Ezreal with 2 other ranged carries and a Karthus (whom I had to lane with #sadpanda). I am amazed I even got my Mejai's stacked, that's how much I got KSed.
Seriously. rofl I went 7/1/17. Both of the other carries (and Karthus) got a legendary streak. I got... support of the year.
But there was this one time where Karth was trying to KS me and I was all like NOPE and got the kill before Requiem hit. Like a bawls. cool
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 4:18 pm
I am
the best Lux.
THE BEST LUX.
That is, when I get to mid.
Which isn't often anywhere but bots; I call mid in the normal pregame and people laugh at me. emo
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:46 pm
holy s**t damn. I'm getting pantheon.
My new goal in this game is to be an absolute d**k
I will be the guy who kills all 9 of your turrets
check this out bro: Informative b*****d style
Pantheon AKA turret rapist has this passive that blows the mind of everyone who's ever played this ******** game.
HE OWNS A ******** four attacks, he finally gets the sense to put his goddamn shield up and BLOCKS your ******** s**t.
you might be saying :WHAT?! what in the realm of god is a block?
It's that thing that pantheon does every four attacks to screw you senseless.
But how does he kill turrets? how does this man simply walk into mordor up to a turret, without minions, and bring it down by himself?
He does it with an attack speed of ******** 2.0
and...?
NO
NO AND.
AND s**t.
he doesn't take a single point of damage. That's how.
if this a*****e can stab something twice a second he becomes invulnerable to the turret. THATS RIGHT. Because in the two seconds it take for that turret to target him he's stabbing it four times and putting his shield up. THATS IT.
So you might think that its a perk for a guy who cant do anything, right?
some ap caster that has to go out of his way to get that 2.0, right?
MOTHER <******** YOU WRONG.
This a*****e deal real as s**t damage with that phallic spear of his. On an average day he's dealing 200 damage a hit. Which means he can take down that turret in about 10 seconds.
Is your team going to get there in 10 seconds? NO.
Now your probably going to tell me that it only works while hitting the turret, and that he's still gonna take damage getting there.
HELL NO
Pantheon doesn't walk anywhere. Oh no. Pantheon ******** LEAPS over to that turret with his Shield already up, and starts defiling the living s**t out of that ornate ******** statue.
What does this mean?
The man is literally undetectable until he's already banging the s**t out of your precious turret. He's sitting in spawn when suddenly by a whim, he decides to ******** some s**t up. LEAPS (for the cost of 0 mana) over to that turret. and kills it. Then he goes off into a bush. AND LEAVES.
Bam.
Your team is crying.
Cause he just did that 8 more times.
DID I MENTION HE'S A SPARTAN?!
CAUSE HE'S A ******** SPARTAN.
rofl
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:25 pm
Oh my god. I want whoever wrote that guide to write every guide ever from now on. rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 11:07 pm
Cabron LaSwan Oh my god. I want whoever wrote that guide to write every guide ever from now on. rofl rofl rofl Maybe this is only evident to me because I know he does this in real life, but Rhed didn't copy that from anywhere. xd
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:05 am
Wantcookie Cabron LaSwan Oh my god. I want whoever wrote that guide to write every guide ever from now on. rofl rofl rofl Maybe this is only evident to me because I know he does this in real life, but Rhed didn't copy that from anywhere. xd Oh.
In that case I want Rhed to write every guide ever from now on. xd
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 1:21 pm
"Well, uh, sure, I--"
*CRUSH*
*closeup to face*
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 5:27 pm
That Tryn had so much nerd rage.
Also, I am a super fail Vlad. xd I died three times just by coming out of the Sanguine Pool earlier than I thought I was going to.
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 7:56 pm
Cabron LaSwan That Tryn had so much nerd rage.
Also, I am a super fail Vlad. xd I died three times just by coming out of the Sanguine Pool earlier than I thought I was going to. Right?! Screw Sanguine Pool. Just suck everybody and stay healthy.
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:38 pm
Cabron LaSwan Wantcookie Cabron LaSwan Oh my god. I want whoever wrote that guide to write every guide ever from now on. rofl rofl rofl Maybe this is only evident to me because I know he does this in real life, but Rhed didn't copy that from anywhere. xd Oh.
In that case I want Rhed to write every guide ever from now on. xd If it actaully works i am putting this on mobafire, just need to rack up 2000 ip
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:27 pm
Rhed King Cabron LaSwan Wantcookie Cabron LaSwan Oh my god. I want whoever wrote that guide to write every guide ever from now on. rofl rofl rofl Maybe this is only evident to me because I know he does this in real life, but Rhed didn't copy that from anywhere. xd Oh.
In that case I want Rhed to write every guide ever from now on. xd If it actaully works i am putting this on mobafire, just need to rack up 2000 ip While it's viable in theory, you will have to be very careful with your timing so a minion wave doesn't make you waste your blocks. Not to mention Fortify, which makes towers attack twice as fast as well as grants them invincibility, will shut your strategy right down. (But fortunately very few people actually use that.)
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:28 pm
Dulnair Cabron LaSwan That Tryn had so much nerd rage.
Also, I am a super fail Vlad. xd I died three times just by coming out of the Sanguine Pool earlier than I thought I was going to. Right?! Screw Sanguine Pool. Just suck everybody and stay healthy. It helped me get lots of kills though, too! I just needed to get out of the LOL I AM PLAYING VLAD THEREFORE I AM INVINCIBLE mentality and then I was doing alright.
But still a super noob. Health-based fighters aren't for me. lol
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