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 Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:01 pm
"i told you mochi was better.
I am calling from jail for killing my now ex".
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:43 pm
I told you you should have someone do the job.
Im calling from jail cuz i killed my dad with a plastic knife.
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:51 pm
I told you yous should have used a gun with a silencer.
I'm calling from jail because I slit Harry Potter's throat.
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 8:23 pm
I told you poisoning him was easier.
I'm calling from jail because the cops broke into my house by accident and ended up discovering what I was hiding in my basement.
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 8:26 pm
I told you that you should have gotten rid of your Harrison Ford shrine a long time ago.
I'm calling from jail because my cat peed on the mayor's chihuahua.
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 8:54 pm
Did it at least shut the damn dog up?
I'm calling from jail because I just found/bought a broken (Unbeknown to me) copy of Sonic Adventure 2: Battle and killed the nearest living thing.
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 1:30 am
told you ya should of aten a cookie ( they taste good)
Im calling from jail for swear to often
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 11:14 am
I told you to keep your comments to yourself.
I'm calling from jail because I pushed over a port-a-potty with someone inside it.
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 11:22 am
If he was peeing, NICE. If he wasn't, WHY DID THEY PUT U IN JAIL
I'm callin from jail for running like a manic because I was happy that I got to go to an anime expo.
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 11:45 am
You deserved it! You can never be happy!
I'm calling from jail because I fail at voice acting.
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:05 pm
I told you to be quiet and just use a mask!
I'm calling from jail for running over my neighbor's cat
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:57 pm
YOU KILLED MR.WHISKERS? YOU BAS...
I'm calling from jail because i killed the cat killer above.
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:34 pm
It was her fault.
I'm calling from jail because I'm a cop.
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:37 pm
In that case, get back to work!
I'm calling from jail because I saw the missing footage from the Watergate scandal.
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:42 pm
No, you didn't. *Puts on glasses and wipes mind over phone*
I'm calling from jail because the government found out that I can wipe people's minds and are holding me captive.
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