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 Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:42 pm
*But it misses the only female participant on account of it being not programmed for fauns, and hits an unfortunately obese male bystander, scarring everyone*
*plugs KeJoRo's, Rush's and my good self's ears, before producing a Pokeball*
Go! Series-laws breaking Zetta Lapras! Use "Perish Song"!
*Ghost Lyfe, Seraphim and Drake have three turns to live. Attack works because Perish Song is a perfectly normal attack, and not godmodish in the least (unlike appromiately 33% of the opposition)*
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Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:50 pm
(Uh....alright?)
"Alright let me take care of Lapras at least.
infordio."
*Ghost's roses grow and dig underground and come out near Lapras.
*The roses cross over Lapras's back and over it's mouth creating a sort of restraint over it.
(So this counts as a turn?)
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Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:20 pm
Yikes!!time for a personality switch!!
*shifts personalities to Willie, stopping the perish song*
Ok, you got a lapras? well beat this!!
*Brings out Raichu*
Raichu, Brick Break!!
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Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:22 pm
(Is this a pokemon battle or wat?Cuz I'm confused, I would've brought out my Flaffy)
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Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:30 pm
(Well, considering the fight so far, pretty much anything goes. So a Pokemon battle isn't out of order)
/Lapras takes MASSIVE DAMAGE, ending up with about 50HP
Lapras, return!
/Lapras returns. Another Pokeball is thrown
Go, Flame! Use Earthquake!
/The Typhlosion somehow causes an earthquake by stamping on the ground or something
/Ghost Lyfe has two turns left.
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Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:33 pm
"What the...isn't it a fire type?Who cares."
*The roses throw Lappras*
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:47 am
Yeah, but it can learn earthquake
*raichu faints*
OK, take this!!
*throws out Feraligator, then switches back to drake personality*
i'm baaack!!Crikey, use Hydro Pump!!
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:22 pm
Hehe!
||summons my pokeballs||
GO! CHUCK NORRIS AND DIALGA!!!
||Chuck Norris and Dialga appear out of their pokeballs||
CHUCK NORRIS! USE ROUNDHOUSE KICK!
DIALGA! USE TIME ******** ******** reverses the effects of Perish song on me, and removes it effect on me||
XD
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:23 am
"My last turn..."
*Uses roses to strike Lady Gryfalcon*
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:28 pm
*Unplugs ears*
Wow, this battle's heating up.
*Using free hand, grabs a single pokéball*
Spearow, go!
*The abnormally high-level Spearow takes form*
Spearow, Fury Attack!
*The spearow charges at Seraphim pecking at him with undying fury*
Now, where was I? Ah yes.
*Charges with Redfang raised in an offensive stance*
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:01 pm
||Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the Spearow, causing it to instantly faint from the pure epicness of the attack||
Another one bites the dust... thanks Chuck Norris...
DIALGA! USE ROAR! OF! TIME!!!
||Dialga fires his Roar of Time, obliterating KeJoRo||
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Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:37 am
*throws another Pokeball*
Go, Ginger!!
*Gengar pops out*
Use Shadow Ball!!
*Hits Gyrfaclon*
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Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 3:42 pm
KeJoRo managed to block some of the attack, but it was too powerful to take most of it and was sent several feet backward.
Ok, you need a lesson to be taught to you.
*Summons Bruce Lee back from the grave*
Get him, Lee.
*Bruce Lee battles Chuck Norris in an epic duel, but, eventually, Chuck Norris falls, his leg and neck broken*
Thank you, Lee, you may return to peace.
*Bruce Lee returns to the astral plane*
Now, about that Dialga.
*Casts cone of silence at Dialga*
Let's see how you are in a physical battle.
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:25 am
*uses max revive on Chuck Norris*
Live Chuck Norris, LIVE!!!
*Chuck Norris is fully healed*
BOO-YAH!!
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 4:59 pm
*Casts implode on Chuck Norris*
That's what you get for being more epic in jokes than you are in real life stare
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