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 Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:19 pm
I appologize ahead of time for this one...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi 19 m here
You: Oi.
You: You not lookin for nude pics, too are ya?
Stranger: ya
You: so, you wanna see my p***s too.
You: Why does everyone want to see my p***s?!
Stranger: come on
Stranger: show me
Stranger: i have curved p***s
You: It's a p***s. It's not like it's gonna do a trick or anything
You: "Play dead!"
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:21 pm
Stranger: heyyy
You: Chello
Stranger: whats up?
You: The ghosts in my attic
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: adam?
You: No, Eve
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Tell me why!
Stranger: No u
Stranger: o:
You: Ok...
You: because...I'm an ostrich and we could never work out
Stranger: ROFL
You: Ohh, you think Ostriches are funny do ya?
Stranger: no no <_<
Stranger: i think..
Stranger: ostriches are hot.
You: Oh yeah?
Stranger: ...
You: Then maybe we could work out
Stranger: Yay
You: You ahev toc oem find me first
You: sorry, my beak doens't always type so well
Stranger: rofl
You: You have to come find me
Stranger: Ok...
Stranger: where do you live? <_<
You: First, go 5 paces north of Africa
You: then go 6 paces south
Stranger: I'll be in the sea?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: no wait
Stranger: idk LOL
You: ok let me start over
You: 5 paces North of Africa, then 6 paces South
You: Then you must find the seagull named Gilbert
You: Ask him for the Hippo named Sam
Stranger: jesus. D`:
You: Sam will tell you to go 7 paces west, but dont listen to her
You: Instead, go 8 paces East
You: Then look for the spoon in the road, i will be to the left 10,000 paces
Stranger: Im sorry, what will I get if I do this?
Stranger: rofl...
You: My undying love
Stranger: nawwh :p
Stranger: how much is that worth xD
Stranger: as an ostrich
You: More than all the sand in Africa
You: *pecks the screen*
Stranger: right..
You: I'm waiting
Stranger: are you now?
You: I am
Stranger: <_>
Stranger: ...
Stranger: No.
You: You won't come for me?
You: But...
You: who will father the egg I have on the way?
Stranger: See..
Stranger: there's a slight problem
Stranger: Im female.
You: Well that's ok
You: I'm bi
Stranger: you're hilarious razz
You: Why thank you
You: Ostriches do have a good sense of humor
Stranger: I'll just go steal one from the zoo, k ?
You: But...
Stranger: No.
You: they don't knwo how to type
You: *know
Stranger: I cant speak to them forever without the need of typing ^-^
Stranger: and he'll do all the housework
You: I promise I'm worth it though
You: I'm the Queen ostrich
You: and if you & i walk to the Sand Temple, you will be granted the Ocarina of Time
Stranger: ROFL
Stranger: omg
Stranger: Ok well...
Stranger: I can make my own sand temple.
You: But you won't be granted the Ocarina of Time
Stranger: Uh..
Stranger: but.
You: & from there we can go to the Underwater Temple & you can be granted the Master Sword
Stranger: do you play world of warcraft or something? ._.
You: No, this is for real! This is no game!
Stranger: Ok then.
Stranger: I lied.
You: You can also gain the Spirit Flute if we go to the Fire Temple!
Stranger: I hate ostriches.
Stranger: :<
Stranger: they smell bad.
You: crying
You: Fine then
Stranger: Im all for hippos ;D
You: I will have to find another to be my Link
You: & by the way, don'tt rust Sam the Hippo
Stranger: HES BETTER IN BED.
You: Sam is a girl
Stranger: HE IS.
Stranger: ... noes D:
You: XD
Stranger: well.
You: Oh my...
You: I think it's time to hatch my egg
You: I must be going now
You: I will have to raise my baby alone
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: IM A MIDWIFE
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: wait
You: But youw on't make the trip
Stranger: no nvm you dont need midwives for eggs
Stranger: can I eat it?
You: Now please...just let me hatch my egg in peace
You: NO!!!
Stranger: :<
You: It's a living child! You cannot eat it!
Stranger: I ate other things.
Stranger: Like..
You: I'm leaving now
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:46 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YOU
Stranger: hi
Stranger: me?
You: Yes. YOU
Stranger: what do you want?
You: Your SOUL.
Stranger: what will i get in exchange
You: ...
You: ...a cookie?
Stranger: where do i sign?
You: ...I lied.
You: There is no cookie.
You: I maked it up so you'd give me your soul.
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: I sowwy.
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NEW:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: but if your the one for me, ill be your hero
You: Let me be your hero, bby?
Stranger: of course
You: *dons a cape*
You: Manly pose time!
You: *flex*
Stranger: haha alright
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:10 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: We're no strangers to Love.
You: You know the Rules and so do I.
You: Eternal Passion's what I'm thinkin of.
You: You wouldn't find this from any other guy
You: I
You: Just wanna tell you how I'm feelin.
You: Wanna make you understand
You: Never gonna give you up
You: Never gonna let you down
You: Never gonna turn around and desert you
Stranger: are you rick rolling me on omegle?
You: yes
You: yes I am.
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NEW:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 18 male looking for girls with pics
You: 18 male looking for people to kill
You: o.0
You: I smell a citcom!
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NEW
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: how r u?
You: meh, been better
Stranger: asl?
You: matters not, no thanks, and somewhere you've neer heard of.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:51 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: please be a mildly attractive and intelligent male between the ages of 17 and 24
You: DUDE!
Stranger: Wha?
You: I'm a mildly attractive dude under 30!
Stranger: THAT MIGHT WORK!
Stranger: HAPPY BUTTSEX?!
You: Only if you call me Shirly and pull my hair.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
And...I'm not joking...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: please be a mildly attractive and intelligent male between the ages of 17 and 24
You: DUDE!
You: It's me again!
You: What's UP?!
Stranger: ...
You: I'm the mildly attractive dude under 30!
Stranger: whoah, hey!
Stranger: how've you been?
You: Any luck getting you a mildly attractive girl?
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:17 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You have beautiful thighs.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: umm okay
You: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Stranger: That pick up line sucks
You: Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
Stranger: haha that ones funny
You: I am no longer infected.
Stranger: infected from what?
You: My hovercraft is full of eels.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yo
Stranger: asl?
You: Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime!
Stranger: DAAAAMN.
Stranger: no.
You: Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
Stranger: nopie, nopie.
Stranger: you fagnut
You: I am no longer infected.
Stranger: FAGGIT,
You: You great poof!
Stranger: okay? i bet your gay,
You: My hovercraft is full of eels.
Stranger: my tolet,is full of poop.
You: You have beautiful thighs.
Stranger: thankyouu. smile
Stranger: haha
You: My nipples explode with delight!
Stranger: woaah, ahaha.
Stranger: wierd.
You: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Stranger: wtf, are you a boy?
You: I will not buy this record; it is scratched.
Stranger: YOUR GAY.
Stranger: go suck peen.
You: I will not buy this tobacconist's; it is scratched.
Stranger: i will not talk to you you are; gay,
Stranger: bye,
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That Monty Python sketch is great. In all the times that I've used it, only ONE person ever got it.
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:28 am
I just used Omegle for 30 minutes, and not once did I get a slightly normal conversation. Conversations about the other person being horny and me not caring, a guy asking me to 'be the birth house of my child' (he knew I was a guy), a conversation about relentless murder and killing if I didn't talk to him, and something about eggs... yeah, say I'm crazy but there are some crazy people on Omegle.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Trivium?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: Radiohead
You: Metallica
Stranger: COLDPLAY
You: The Offspring
Stranger: BLUR
You: officially the best conversation on omegle
Stranger: oh yeah ?
Stranger: asl ?
You: not so much anymore
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:48 am
I cant help myself here.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: trivium
Stranger: ello
Stranger: r u gay?
You: no, are you?
Stranger: trivium is s**t
You: no, lil wayne is s**t
Stranger: yes he s**t all over trivium
You: Slayer
Stranger: old men
You: Cannible Corpse
Stranger: lady gaga
You: now i know your gay
You have disconnected.
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:55 am
Reavis Faldare I cant help myself here. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: trivium Stranger: ello Stranger: r u gay? You: no, are you? Stranger: trivium is s**t You: no, lil wayne is s**t Stranger: yes he s**t all over trivium You: Slayer Stranger: old men You: Cannible Corpse Stranger: lady gaga You: now i know your gay You have disconnected. now that one made me giggle like a pervert
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:00 am
Holy s**t...This topic still lives...Keep 'em comin'! xD
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:08 am
rofl my first time!
You are now chatting with a complete stranger. Say hi!
You: Hewwo!
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Yesh, flee from me!
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:09 am
XemryXIII Reavis Faldare I cant help myself here. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: trivium Stranger: ello Stranger: r u gay? You: no, are you? Stranger: trivium is s**t You: no, lil wayne is s**t Stranger: yes he s**t all over trivium You: Slayer Stranger: old men You: Cannible Corpse Stranger: lady gaga You: now i know your gay You have disconnected. now that one made me giggle like a pervert -bows-
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 12:28 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Congratulations! You have hepatitis A!
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 12:31 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: *knocks on door*
Stranger: Hey....
You: Can I come in?
Stranger: smile
Stranger: Sure..!
You: Thanks!
You: *comes in*
You: Nice place you got here.
Stranger: Im a girl lookin for p***y sad Can you give it...?
You: Depends... Is that real Italian silk?
Stranger: Yes!
You: Wow, chic.
You: That coffee maker sure looks expensive.
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 12:38 pm
 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here...
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: hope of what kind man?
You: ALL hope.
You: Abandon it.
Stranger: ok I abandoned
Stranger: what's next
You: Step into the Inferno.
Stranger: I'm already in
Stranger: next
You: Oh. Okay then.
You: Good.
You: Now if you'll follow me...
You: See these fellows?
You: Do you want to know what they're in for?
Stranger: there're many
Stranger: can you pls be specific
You: I'm giving you a tour of Hell.
You: Did you not recieve the brochure?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: I did
Stranger: anyway
You: Then you know what is going on.
Stranger: what are the fellas for?
You: They are here for murdering their own children.
You: They are in for...
You: *drum roll*
You: ETERNAL DAMNATION
You: Now, on your left you will see a young woman in chains.
Stranger: yes I could see
Stranger: is that you?
You: She is in here for prostitution.
You: And her punishment is...
You: ETERNAL DAMNATION
Stranger: hmmm
You: And this strapping young fellow, well, he's a special case.
Stranger: ah okay
You: I won't even go into the details, but I bet you can guess his punishment anyway.
Stranger: NO I can't
Stranger: pls go into details
You: ETERNAL DAMNATION.
You: And I can't, he didn't sign the waiver.
You: Moving on, we come to a door.
You: Listen to the screams issuing forth.
You: That's the waiting room.
You: Purgatory.
You: They're screaming because of the magazines.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I guess he didn't care to get to Paradise...
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