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 Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:56 pm
Vamp C Yo mama's like a shotgun, two cocks and she's loaded Yo mama's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn Yo mama's like a dollar bill, old wrinkled and used Yo mama so dumb she stared at an orange juice carton for five hours cuz it said concentrate. i could kiss you ^^ couldn't stop laughing for five minutes
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:04 pm
Yo mama's so poor that I walked into your house and stepped on a cigar butt she said "Who put out the heater?"
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:15 pm
Vamp C Yo mama's so poor that I walked into your house and stepped on a cigar butt she said "Who put out the heater?" -glomps- whee
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:08 pm
Yo mama's so bald, she makes a bowling ball look hairy.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro!
Yo mama's so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
Yo mama's so skinny, she uses a fruit loop as a hula hoop.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, that when she closes her mouth, her stomach lights up!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!
Yo mama's so ugly, she haunts Freddy Kruger in HIS dreams!
Yo mama's so ugly, when she goes by a reflective surface, her reflection runs away.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Dr. Pepper when he was in Med-School!
Yo mama's so old, she farts dust!
Yo mama's nose is so big, when she sneezes a bat flies out.
Yo mama's so ugly, she bought a Nintendo DSi and she broke the camera.
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:43 pm
yo mamma's so wide she makes Mount Everest feel slimmer by comparison
yo mamma's so pimply that at a glance the bomb squad almost called in a mine field
yo mamma's so obstinate she made her own yes man go into early retirement
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 6:17 am
Yo mama's so stupid, she yelled at a video store clerk because the signs said, "No Pirating", and the next day she came back dressed-up as a pirate.
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 6:24 am
Yo mama's so dumb, she went to the movies and when the sign said "Under 17 Not Admitted", she went home and got 16 of her friends.
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:28 pm
Yo' mamma's so fat she's on both side of the family
Yo' mamma's so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund
Yo' mamma's so dumb they told her it was chilly outside she went inside and got a bowl
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:36 pm
Yo mama is like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down a gutter and still comes back for more
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:27 pm
Yo mama...
That was the joke.
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:46 am
Yo mama's so dumb, she used her credit card to get extra credit from her teacher!
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 10:04 am
Yo mama's so fat she ate the family tree XD
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 12:40 pm
yo momma so poor, that when someone dropped a cigarette near her, she clapped her hands, stomped her feet and said thank the lord we have heat.,
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:09 pm
i only got a one
yo mama's so fat she threw the earth out of orbit
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:22 pm
Captain tohru honda yo momma so poor, that when someone dropped a cigarette near her, she clapped her hands, stomped her feet and said thank the lord we have heat.,
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