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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:39 pm
Dear Kirei,
I actually did not detect your sarcasm; there are (surprisingly enough) still people who do think he is brilliant.
I'm glad it was sarcasm, though.
-Puff
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Dear Tucker,
I'll never admit it, but although you're like the annoying older cousin that drives me nuts, I'm going to miss you immensely next year. Your leadership is what made the drumline what it is, and without you I'm afraid both concert and drumline sections will fall apart.
Have fun at Tech, come back to visit lots.
-Me
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:53 pm
xd
Dear band/school,
So long, suckas!
Love, me
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:12 pm
Dear Section Leader of The Clarinets In 2009,2010,2011
I am so sorry i hated ur guts, and ranted about how much i hated you in the beginning of the year. I waz a rookie&u were veteran,i thought u were the worst. But i soon learned that u taught me so much&i will hate it when u graduate this year...
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 4:04 pm
Dear Conner,
Even though you may like to think that everyone loves you, we dont. Didnt you ever wonder why all the trumpets standing behind you in jazz band randomly "dead arm" you? I mean really! Anyway, maybe if you would stop acting like a creep who loves to show off people might like you more. I mean, most of band, and your grade cant stand you. When we fist made the truce during Fine Arts Fest it was okay, but now you just act like a creep. Especially since you are dating my best friend which gets very awkward, even more so when you kiss her yearbook picture three times in front of my face. I mean, have a bit of respect for boundaries!! Look, I know that you have been through a lot and I am hoping that we can be friends next year since we have to sit next to each other and share a stand anyway. By the way, PLEASE keep the romancy gush at a minimum. I really get freaked when you talk about my friend like that. See you next year.
~ Erica
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 7:47 am
Dear Courtney,
Thank you for that lesson in how to play my trumpet correctly even though you're 13th chair and I'm 5th. Thank you for telling me where all the accidentals were in my music and then writing it down on my sheet music IN PEN. I'm sorry I missed those notes when sight reading. I really wasn't trying to be a know-it-all when I told you to start on the left foot when I clearly saw you start on the right foot 5 times. I really dislike you and your complaining during the marching season about how it's hot. We know it's hot it's not just you.
~tantan
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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:31 am
Dear Dr. Beat,
Don't get me wrong baby, I do love you. Without you our band would be not-in-time and our percussion would rush and cause an epic fail. Our clarinets would never be in step (not that they are anyway...) and our field commander would be hopeless.
But when you're plugged into that amp and echoing off the wall of trees around the band field, you really do no good, and I think it's about time we broke up. You see, after my ear drum burst and the confusion of the echos you really piss me off and do no good. In fact, sometimes I would love to rip out your batteries and smash you against the wall repeatedly until you shatter and click for mercy.
razz
With that being said, you, Dr. are Dr. of the Beat. I'll see you at band camp ;D
Yours truly (and raging),
Taylor
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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:38 pm
Dear Emily AKA "Caribou" AKA "Pippy Longstockings":
So you were/are the girlfriend of last year's drum major. That does NOT mean you were in band. That does NOT mean you were EVER allowed in the band room. And, that does NOT mean that just because the leader of the band loved you, the rest of us did too. One more thing: that does NOT give you the right to be a little actress in the drumline show when you WEREN'T IN BAND. As a matter of fact, I know lots of people that would come back to band if they could just do drumline. But, THEY COULDN'T. SO WHY COULD YOU??!!! evil
Oh, and all those times you heard the colorguard talking about "Caribou" and how much we hated her? THAT WAS YOU.
Have fun with Tony if he doesn't dump you for another Ringmistress.
-Me
PS: STOP SAYING YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN GOING OUT FOR FOUR YEARS! WE ALL KNOW YOU CHEATED ON HIM YOUR SOPHOMORE YEAR!!!!
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:40 pm
Dear Ian,
I know we were in love for like three months but you need to quit being such a d**k! I'm over you now!!! And used to be I'd just call and say hi and you'd go off on me cause we're not dating. I ******** know that a*****e! So you just need to except the fact that I don't wanna go out with you EVER again and I don't even wanna be friends! You cost me one of my bestest friends in the whole world that I never would have lost if you weren't ******** in the picture!!! I hate you and I hope you go out and get stalked by Chris Hughs!!!!!!
Sarcastic Love Forever And Always,
Your Former Sexy Ninja
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:35 pm
Dear Mrs. Chappel,
I am going to miss you so much! You were greatness, and you helped me even when I was the choir kid in a band world. Of your beginners last year, I will be happy to boast I was most grateful to you, even when you announced that the district was moving you to Murphy, of all places.
Why Murphy? Don't they know the cardinal rule of rivalries? You never send a Carpenter director, or assistant director in your case, to Murphy. Murphy hates us, we hate em' back. And they decided to send you there when their assistant director leaves? Let the other guy go, the guy that is replacing you! Mister Whatever-his-name-is. But anyway, I'll miss you!
-Em, your freakshow ex.La-la-la-la-loser French Hornist.
PS. I will try to talk to you at contests, just make sure you don't hate me then. I don't want you to hate us! Or I shall set Drew on you!
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:35 am
Dear Mr. May
We all love you. We know you tried to be a p***k, but for some reason that mad eus love you more. We will always love you. I can promise you that there will not be a dry eye in the room when you leave. And we don't want you to leave.
You've been a great director. If it weren't for you pushing me like you did, I wouldn't be clarinet section leader. You made me hate rehearsals my freshman year. But when you pushed me through bandcamp, made me work harder then i ever have, i found out how worth it band was.
We don't want you to leave. we really don't. Nobody understands why you have decided to move. Or why you have decided to switch to middle school. As you said yourself: somebody is gonna cry the first day your teaching middle school. And it aint gonna be outta happiness.
We need you. You say we don't, but you got us to where we are. If you hadn't come along, we would still be a junky 35 person band that was half made up of people who could care less.
Sincerely,
Rini
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Dear band,
Just because May is elaving, we can't sit back and do nothing. We have to work harder now. We have to work together to keep our band at what it is.
Like May said: We make the band what it is. we play the music. We march the show. not him. He does nothing but tell us what to do so it isn't mass choas. Every award we win is because of what we have one, not what he has done.
We need to stay strong and work hard. And we have to approach it with a good attitude. If we approach it with a bad attitude, nobody is gonna have fun, and nothing is going to get done. I've witnissed personally how much attitude influences turnout. And it influences a lot.
Sincerely,
Rini
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:30 pm
Dear Sal,
Just because you marched in DCI before does NOT make you a good instructure. You were annoying before you finished highschool. You are now back, and an instructor and more annoying than before. Go play your tuba somewhere. It is sad when you tell us to do something, tell us we suck and then not even attempt to tell us what we were doing wrong or what we could have done to fix it. It is bad when I prey for another one of instructors to come over from the freshmen to help assist you. You're an a**. You look like one too.
Sometimes I want to elbow you in the face. Do you even know how to march? Last season you missed like 3/4 of the marching season cause of your ankle, though you were running around and attempting to fix things as though it was fine =. =
Goodness I hate you.
Full of dislike,
T3h L33tMast3r
[ x_ x goodness that felt good to get out. He's such a dousche. ]
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:47 pm
Dear _____,
You're a great instructor and musician. You always know how to fix someones mistakes while making it funny so they aren't embarassed, nore making the other children have something to make fun of. You have good analogies[sp] that are hard to forget.
That doesn't mean you can't be a complete dousche, but it doesn't matter. Continnue what you do : D I'm sure one year we'll beat our rival schools.
With Little Love
T3h L33tMast3r
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:18 pm
Dear Kayla,
Yes you're a third chair flute, and yes I was fourth. But we ALL know I was better than you. you're just simply a year ahead, so you probably got the part.
It's not my fault I push you so hard during class because I don't want you to be completely embarassed when you get into symphonic next year. We know you will be embarassed, and get last chair. Anyone I've asked there opinion about it know they atleast wont get last chair...because you are already filling the spot.
I'm sorry that every time you play a certain part in music you always play it with the wrong rhythm or pitch notes. Or that you only have one dynamic, blasting ,piercing, with no verbrato. What sophmore highschooler doesn't know that? All the freshman can do it, you've had two years with Mr.D already, why not you?
So you even know what pianissimo(sp) is? You're quite annoying. We don't have marching band all year. You don't need to blast all your music or constantly keep your flute parallel. I think I need earplugs more for your playing rather than my piccolo. Plus we don't have that much space in the front row for you to be almost hitting me in the face with you flute every time we played.
Oh you don't know that fingering? Too bad learn it, memorize it, and never forget it again. Plus we've played certain level 1 songs thousands of times and you still fumble your fingers. Do you even practice at home? Have you ever folloed Mr. D's advice and tried a solo or ensemble, or taken lessons? Maybe you should.
And don't get your "What does she think she's doing?" when I use my pencil to show you what you've been messing up on, why don't you even have your pencil? You're supose to have one every day! Sure it may seem disrespectful, but if you can't see that a note is flat or natural in certain music, you're supose to righ that in, stupid. Don't make our flute section in symphonic sound like crap tomorrow...a section is as strong as there weakest link. And remember a pencil.
You might think I hate you, and deep down I probably do. But don't suck, rather than spend your time watching Hetalia, go practice your banana shaped flute. How sad is it that a technician called your flute banana shaped?!
If you're not going to be commited to your playing just drop out of band and do like chorus or something, you can sing; put it to some use.
Gosh you annoy me in so many ways ~_ ~ It makes feel better that it's not just me that you freak out or annoy. Just because I'm the only one in the band that understands everything you say doesn't mean I like to constantly talk about naruto or hetalia. Seriously ~_ ~ If you're going to be a serious fan, even it out with your school work like I do. Please. really.
Love
T3h L33tMast3r
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 3:19 pm
Dear Rahkshi
you know your truly something but ill cut to the chase your legatos are fake and when ever i there u magically want to sound better when ever i come to play flute with u and you always get pissed off when i dont play when im out of breathe MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY PLAYING an entire four page song when the entire flute section is cutting band and its just u and me please pack ur flute and leave if your not gonna play... and i hate your excuse "Oh its not fair u had ur flute for a summer and you went to a summer music program" well it doesn't mean i actually practiced after the program ended. we all know the reason why you got first chair and i didnt plz i saw u in the instrument room holding my flute. any ways u were a greta friend to me out side of banbd BUT GEEEEZZZ your comptative (high light to read the blank spots)
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 5:31 pm
Dear mr. Ibrom,
I totally hated when you would make us do all of that unneccisary stuff with our instruments because Mr.hankins wouldnt
-hated by me
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