Corrupt A Wish

[Coolspike8]

Granted but your husbands abusive and you end up commiting suicide
I wish i had a third eye  

[Princess Zelda21]

Granted, but then it takes control of you with its evil powers.

I wish... to marry sir Fire Axel. *sighs shakily*  

[fire axel 08]

granted but then i die in my sleep.

i wish i could fly  

[Coolspike8]

Granted but your mistaken for a bird and some kids shoot you with a B.B gun. This causes you to fall straight into the ground splitting your head open and killing you.

I was i had a pencil  

[ThornySinger]

Granted, but it turns into a pen.

I wish that a chicken was in my backyard.  

[fire axel 08]

granted... but it is a Super morphing chicken and it doubles in size for every step you take

i wish i was a Power ranger!
(lolz)  

[Princess Zelda21]

Granted, but then they realize you've betrayed them and now you're evil.

I wish I could see what it's like to have a normal life... *sigh*  

[Coolspike8]

Granted but your hopes and dreams are crushed just like everyone elses. This causes you to have a nervous breakdown and commit suicide.

I wish for Billys Mays to not be dead  

[fire axel 08]

granted but so is Michael Jackson
i wish MJ was Dead again!  

[lady galatea le elixir]

granted but you didnt say completely dead so he became a zombie  

[fire axel 08]

>.>


i wish she had a wish  

[Princess Zelda21]

Granted, but then you realize you wasted it for nothing!

I wish to start a family one day....  

[ThornySinger]

Granted, but you get to change all the diapers.

I wish that I had my Dream Item (Gogh Reed).  

[Princess Zelda21]

Granted, but then you realize you had to pay a lot more for it than you expected!

I wish to be married some day... *sigh*  

[Coolspike8]

Granted but your husband cheats on you, then you get a divorce and he takes all your money, then you become a hobo.


I wish i had a glass of water.