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This is what one of the tapes the comes out of Soundwave's chest transforms into. It's called an Autoscout.

Ryu: Autoscout? Shouldn't it be a Scouticon or something?
Anime: Yeah...
Ryu: Because apparently Megatron likes having more -icons


"Let's drain the energy source dry!" -Starscream.
"I give the orders here Starscream. The energy could be dangerously unstable. I don't want to lose my favorite glictch." -Megatron
"Then let's trick Optimus Prime into leading his Autobots into it."
"No, Optimus Prime would never do anything so foolish."

Anime: Why is Starscream there and still defying orders?
Ryu: Because he never learns and neither does Megatron.
Anime: ...Of coarse Optimus wouldn't do something stupid. He's not you Megatron.
Ryu: Learning disabilities are the defining trait of the Decepticons I think. And that's why Optimus wins all the time while you get your tailpipe kicked again and again <<


"All the danger you can handle is already here!" -Starscream

Anime: All the danger? Really? I mean they Decepticons never HIT anything. They have horrible aim.
Ryu: I'm surprised the Autobots even bother interfering with their plans anymore.


Anime: Megatron's temporary base of operation is a giant pile of rocks.
Ryu: He really likes rocks.


Just becuase Optimus is that epic.


Laserbeak scanning an image of Optimus. Looks like Megatron is making more clones to stick in his closet.
"The fallen gladiator is very photogenic." -Megatron

Anime: He's very photogenic? WTF?
Ryu says: Megatron's a creeper sometimes...
Anime: Yeah. That is creepy.


Told you.


Look at the stupid grin on his face. xD
There's a mic on the helmet so whatever Megs says Optimus says.

Anime: THE HELMET. xD IT LOOKS SO FUNNY!

Anime:...How much you want to bet Megs made Clone!Optimus say things like "I love you."
Ryu: xDD AHAHA I bet he did.


Even if you only have basic knowledge of Transformers, you probably know this is not Bumblebee. Megatron gets extra stupidity points here. (That's Ironhide, btw)
"Bumblebee come here." -Megatron controlling his Optimus clone.

Ryu: xDD ...That's not Bumblebee. This plan isn't going to work
Anime: -laughing so hard at Megatron-
Ryu: Because... OPTIMUS IS SMARTER THAN A PILE OF COW MANURE!


"Some is very wrong with Optimus Prime." -Spike.

Why is the human the first one to notice it?


"No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! No one shoot until we know who the real Prime is!" -Ironhide

Ryu: Just have a battle of wits. That will prove it.


"Okay, We'll settle this with a race!" -Cliffjumper

Ryu: A freaking race? Are you kidding? The Autobots are supposed to be the smart ones. This episode... is just...


Look even both their back trailers mysteriously disappear when they Transform!


"We must win their complete trust. And to do that we must destroy one of our own." -Megatron
"Yes! The will convince them!" -Starscream
"And do you have any idea which Decepticon would be brave enough to make the sacrifice?"
"It should be a trusted officer to make it look really good."
"Precisely."
Question! Since when has Starscream been brave or trusted?

Ryu: .... run Starscream. Run. .... he doesn't even realize...
Anime: ... D< Megatron is getting smart.
Ryu: Yeah.
Anime: T^T
Ryu: And Starscream got dumber. He should've seen that coming.
Anime: I liked it better when Megatron was stupid.


This is Screamer doing what he does best... running away.


"I plan on having my clone of Optimus Prime destroying your clone." -Megatron

Ryu: I'm surprised Megatron isn't trying to destroy the real Starscream
Anime: AHAHAHAH OMG! REALLY? MEGATRON IS THAT STUPID? HE GAVE STARSCREAM A HELMET!


"That would lead the Autobots back here and too their doom!" -Megatron laughs evilly.

Ryu: If Megatron has the helmet on, shouldn't the things he's saying be coming out of Clone!Optimus' mouth?

Now we could argue that Megatron turned the mics off, but he's not that smart. I'm not too sure there's even an off switch for the mics...


This is Clone!Screamer firing at Clone!Optimus. Looks like Clone!Screamer has as good as aim as the original.


"But what about Spike?" -Bumblebee
"He's unimportant!" -Clone!Optimus
For once Megatron is right.

Ryu: ... good job @ Megatron calling Spike unimportant.


"No! My beautiful creation!" -Megatron
He's just upset becuase that clone was the closets he will ever get to roboraping the real Optimus.


"With Prime's replica destroyed we must leave now!" -Megatron
He's leaving because he know the Autobots are coming to kick his skidplate and take back the human.




I posted two pixs 'cuz it was just so funny. xD

Anime: AHAHA
Ryu: Spike gun go splat.
Anime: That made me laugh so hard.
Ryu: I did too.
Anime: He just chucks Spike out of the ship. xD
Ryu: That was funny.


Anime: He pets Spike like a dog. xD
Ryu: XDD Aww. Pet human.
Anime: Spike humping an Autobot's leg. Actaully... That's why Megatron threw him out of the ship. He started humping Megatron's leg.
Ryu: XDDD That would warrant being tossed out of a ship, yes.

I'm pretty sure this is episode 31. Some of the episodes were labeled wrong Ryu and I got mixed up for a while there.


This is a Decepticon eavesdropping on the two Autobots talking about building a solar powered tower.

Anime: Megatron heard the whole convo... Wait. He's not smart enough to build a solar power tower. Never mind.
Ryu: XDD He was smart enough to build the Transfixaton or w/e.
Anime: ...Soundwave probably built it.


Don't ask who they are. I think the yellow one is Grapple. Ryu and I stopped trying to learn their names after episode 30.
I think that Grapple was in the first or second episode, though and then the plot hole ate him. Also I would like to point out we haven't seen Reflector or Skyfire in about 10 episodes, either.
"How did you plan to protect the solar tower from the Decepticons?" -Optimus

Anime: Optimus you don't need to protect it from the Decepticons. Just let them fail on their own.


This is a random aft camera coming out of a rock. I was wtfing about it until I realized that it's probably something Megs uses when he's stalking Optimus.


"Those traitors should be dismantled at once, Mighty Megatron!" -Starscream

Ryu: ... so now it's back to 'mighty Megatron' huh?
Anime: ...He's one to talk @Starscream.
Ryu: Yeeeah He hasn't been all "I SHOULD BE THE LEADER D<" in a while tho
I wouldn't be surprised if Megatron was pissed at him for trying to flee in the last episode though. xDD And the jealous hissy fit in the episode before that.
Anime: Yeah. ...I guess Starscream has learned his lesson. I'm surprised Starscream is being 'good' though. No plots to over throw Megatron.
Ryu: Well sometimes he'll be good for a while then... go back to being a glitch.
Anime: Starscream is in the dog house for fleeing and having the jealous b1tch fit.


"I'm going to roborape you all! -evil laugh-" -Megatron


Just the face Grappler's pulling. xd Everything is more amusing when you're sleep deprived!


Optimus making a slam dunk 'cuz he's just that awesome.


Anime: He wasn't that big in the past episode, was he?
Ryu: Devastator was always bigger than the normal Transformers... IDK, if he was THAT big or not though.
Anime: Megatron gave him some steroids.


"Now that this tower is done I can roborape it. "


Ryu: Wow Spike pulled an "OH SHI-" face
Anime: WHY WAS SPIKE THERE!?
Ryu: Spike is always there. I don't know why they keep him around.
Anime: HE DID NOTHING IN THIS EP. SERIOUSLY. I didn't see him once in this ep.
Ryu: He pulled an "OH s**t" face. That was it. Which is a nice contribution I guess but... not very useful.
Anime: EVERYONE WAS THINKING THAT. They didn't need a face to show it.


This is Megs stalking Optimus.



This is Devastator shoving his hand into the ground so it can come up underneath and Autobots.

Anime: Couldn't he have just kicked the Autobot instead of his servo tunneling underground?
Ryu: That would've been too easy.


Ryu: That just looks funny @ Devastator's foot being stuck.

Don- That pretty much sums it up. I think Megs keeps Screamer around becuase he need a glitch and he's stupid.

It does look like that! xD I wouldn't put it past Megs since Screamer is his glitch.