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 Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:18 pm
Granted, but not retroactively. I'm digging the carcass of that dead pony for you right now...
I wish I had a car.
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:18 pm
amandarose laulaut amandarose Tarrien amandarose granted you get a tazer gun but it is defective and you are shocked by 5000 volts of electricity and your arms are fried off. i wish ice cream had 0 calories. Granted but there's no flavor in it. I wish my ring didn't have so many defects so I could finish it. granted but now it's so perfect and looking at it burns out your retinas and you can't finish it anyway. i wish i had a bajillion yen. granted but then gaia closes down after a horrible sex scandal emerges. also you get all the hugs in the world but everyones arms are lined with tacks. i wish people would invite their damn selves hehehehe.
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:19 pm
Tarrien amandarose laulaut amandarose Tarrien amandarose granted you get a tazer gun but it is defective and you are shocked by 5000 volts of electricity and your arms are fried off. i wish ice cream had 0 calories. Granted but there's no flavor in it. I wish my ring didn't have so many defects so I could finish it. granted but now it's so perfect and looking at it burns out your retinas and you can't finish it anyway. i wish i had a bajillion yen. granted but then gaia closes down after a horrible sex scandal emerges. also you get all the hugs in the world but everyones arms are lined with tacks. i wish people would invite their damn selves hehehehe. Wish fufilled but it's n00bs and trolls that invite themselfs I wish I got that pony when I was 4 for christmas granted but it's just skin and bones since it hasn't been fed for the past 11 years. i wish i had a lifetime supply of chapstick.
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:25 pm
@Nuncupatory- granted but it's a tonka car
@laulaut- granted, you got a 3 year old's snow board
@Amandarose- granted, but you get more than needed since it was from birth until death lifetime.
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:36 pm
I wish Tarrien had wished something.
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:40 pm
Nuncupatory I wish Tarrien had wished something.
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:49 pm
GRANTED! But he's now a zombie like in those Romero flicks. Remember, shoot them in the head.
I wish penguins could fly.
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:51 pm
laulaut Nuncupatory I wish Tarrien had wished something. wish granted but in their rush they run their car through your living room. i wish i had crazy colored socks on.
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:51 pm
@Nuncupatory: Granted, but they all fly into jet engines flying over the arctic in search of a lost ship.
@Amanda: Granted but they're magical colored socks and they eat you alive
I wish I had....Explosives.
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:58 pm
Hglazm @Nuncupatory: Granted, but they all fly into jet engines flying over the arctic in search of a lost ship.
@Amanda: Granted but they're magical colored socks and they eat you alive
I wish I had....Explosives. granted but you forgot to check out the book "explosives for dummies" and you blow your arms off. i wish my boyfriend played on gaia.
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 4:24 pm
Granted. But then he becomes completely obsessed with Gaia to the point that he never gets off the computer, forgets to eat, and dies (happily on the computer).
I wish that everyone could fluently speak Latin.
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 4:27 pm
Soulshaper Granted. But then he becomes completely obsessed with Gaia to the point that he never gets off the computer, forgets to eat, and dies (happily on the computer). I wish that everyone could fluently speak Latin. granted but now you are known as rectus dominus. i wish i didn't love this guild so much.
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 4:42 pm
Granted. But then you abandon the guild completely, angering those who still enjoy it, causing a mass revolt, which will lead to your demise.
I wish I had a spork.
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 8:33 pm
granted, but the spork pokes you in the thumb
I wish it was warmer.
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 8:40 pm
Tarrien granted, but the spork pokes you in the thumb I wish it was warmer. 
Granted, but now you are bursting into flames.
I wish Gaia had better clothes.
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