okay.. I'm now officially -scared-... SANTA IS BACK gonk thanks the to "real decryption effort" thread I can now reveal what the encrypted messages in Elftech247's Journal say...
Elftech247
The Yeti testing has been going well. They are very responsive to weapon equipping. 137 has attested to their marksmanship. They will most certainly rival Jack's forces should he try and pull anything.
Finally, the G-Virus seems to have taken on some interesting properties. When chilled, as happens to all things in the artic, it seems to form a biomechanical bond. This is an interesting symbiotic relationship- the mechanics are powered by natural cellular energy, while the organic material seems to gain the added function of the mechanics. I am certain furthering this research will prove vital to our success in bringing Santa back to life.
Mrs. Claus has been very anxious as well. She wants this done and Santa alive. I keep telling her these things take time. Usually it results in her screaming at me for various reasons. We're going as fast as we can. Weapons attachment and upgrades have been succeessful, and the biological properties from yeti testing might be the breakthrough we need. I haven't slept much lately, but at least it will all be over soon.
o_o and that's only the first one...
ElfTech247
We didn't expect the Yetis to develop such aggressive tendancies when given a sample of the G-Virus. Two very curious things happened. We saw the symbiotic relationship form between animal and machine, but we also saw the Yeti gain an odd understanding of the weapon they were fused with. They suddenly knew how to use it like an expert. This is indeed very interesting; though it did result in the loss of security at the time.
Upon elimination of the problem Yetis, the mechanical parts fell from the lifeless bodies- perhaps they had nothing left to gain from their partner, or perhaps there was another factor at work. We will be looking into ways to implement this technology into the suit upgrades.
Santa has stabalized as well as someone in death can. His body has been prepared for reanimation. We are reasonably certain that the G-Virus, with the assistance of the mechanical suit, can bring Santa back to a fully functional level. We need about 2-3 more weeks for testing though, since we are not sure if this has any side effects we should be aware of.
o____o;;; is this getting scary.. or what? gonk
but.. further more... various Elftech Journals have now been locked.. with Elftech247's being the most disturbing in my mind.
ElfTech247
Tuesday November 29, 2005
6:40 pm
Authorization: 247
Password: **********
Encryption: text/plain
Current Mood: NULL
Current Music: NULL
It's happening! He's here! The ###um worked b#t not as we had hoped. The Min#ows XD c#re dum### when ####aw j####st##d#ng the##. #######slow getting i### his s#it too###ho wou#####ave t#ou##t- SENSITIVE INFORMATION DETECTED. ATTEMPTING ENCRYPTION NO! Get out of##y s##tem! I can't f#el my ###s. I hear ###. ####s##om###. I###########################a## SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
We regret to inform you that the journal of ElfTech247 has been sealed due to a security compromise. Please do not attempt to contact him through this address any further. Thank you for your cooperation.
-S CORP
"Making Christmas..."
the most disturbing part of that... is "The ###um worked b#t not as we had hoped" ... The Serum worked but not as we had hoped?... Zombification maybe? sweatdrop further more the Elves that have been locked truely show that Zombie Claws is indeed coming to Town...
ElfTech123
Tuesday, November 29th, 2005
8:38pm
Wow! Big claw...
We regret to inform you that the journal of ElfTech123 has been sealed due to a security compromise. Please do not attempt to contact him through this address any further. Thank you for your cooperation.
-S CORP
"Making Christmas..."
sad they're also using Yeti's with guns... erm... Jack's forces are also mentioned... Jack has an Army? can we join it? o.o;;; I'd like to xd but anyway I digress... I can't be bothered to post the further journals but... SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN... AND WE'RE ALL ********! rofl