Welcome to Gaia! ::

Whatever Lois. Go threaten someone who cares.

*snatches the purse and flies out*

::The Kapow Action News theme breaks in followed by the image of Lois sitting at a news desk::

We interrupt out current programming to bring you this breaking news story.
New evidence has surfaced in the case of the Violent Vandal that we've been following. Snow White's journal has been uncovered at the crime scene by her husband, a Mr. Bigby Wolf

::the television shows a still shot of Bigby smoking a cigarette::

We will not publicize the entire journal, as it is a personal and private issue. However, the two most recent entries are quite telling.

In the first one, Mrs. White/Wolf is worrying over who could be targeting her and then starts creating a list of possible suspects.

::the screen shows the first page of the journal as Lois reads the words out loud::



There was also another journal entry written on the day of the brutal attack on Mrs White/Wolf. It reads as follows

:the screen flashes to an image of the second journal page as Lois reads aloud::



The entry ends there. What does this all mean? Where are Zinda Blake and Dinah Lance? In a related note, Mr. Wolf has told us that his wife remains in critical condition and is currently undergoing microsurgery. We shall update you as the case and her condition changes. For updated information stay tuned to our newscast or check Mr. Wolf's case journal

This is Lois Lane for Kapow Action News. We now leave you with current programming already in progress::

::The Kapow Action News theme kicks in::

Good Morning, Nexus. This is Lois Lane bringing you the important stories of the day. First up on our broadcast, Panic at the Disco Bistro.

I witnessed first-hand, the destruction as Zatanna Zatarra attacked Mr. Bigby Wolf. She emitted purple bats and huge purple fists to try to injure Mr. Wolf, who immediately fought back and transformed into his other form and what a truly MASSIVE wolf he is!

:: the screen shows one of the photos Lois took. It shows Bigby in Wolf form, baring his teeth and leaping for Zatanna::

In the process of fighting, Wolverine's beer was spilled which incited HIM to join the skirmish not to mention, ruined this reporter's new skirt. During the fray, the floor was damaged, revealing the pool underneath. The skirmish moved to the water and Mr. Wolf dragged Ms. Zatarra under. None of us on the scene were quite sure how to end this fight. Luckily, Superman showed up to save the day, but Mr. Wolf had appeared to calm down. Ms. Zatarra was unconscious but appeared to be breathing. She also appeared to have been transformed into a Star Sapphire!. How, when or why this occurred, we currently do not know. However, I heard Mr. Wolf mention Querl Dox. He was unavailable for comment before this newscast. Mr. Wolf was last seen in human form, taking Ms. Zatanna to Legion World for medical attention.

Was this brazen display of violence related to to the current actions of the "Violent Vandal?" More investigation is needed on this topic, and rest assured I'll be out there getting the story for you.

::Lois straightens her stack of papers::

Our next story is an update on the Violent Vandal. Recently, we reported that Mr. Freeze's gun was stolen from the BatCave. The remains of this device, as well as a note were found at the door of the Bistro.

::Lois reads the note::

The Phantom of Kapow

Now that this little toy is out of the way, I can get down to business. Stay out of my way and no one else will get hurt. You all might even appreciate who I rob next.

Who will be the next victim? Be on your toes everyone and stay tuned to Kapow Action News. We will update you as we find more information. This is Lois Lane signing off for now.

::Walks in and finds a note::

HEY!

::Sticks her head out the door and shouts to the other employees::

WHO'S BEEN IN MY OFFICE???

::Lois peruses the note again::

well.. this is getting complicated. I'd better go get some opinions.

:grabs the note and heads out:

*the Kapow Action News theme kicks in*

Good evening, thanks for joining us. This is Lana Lang reporting for Kapow Action News.

The the citizens of the Nexus thought they had earned themselves a breather after the mysterious Violet and Black Lantern attacks that they suffered but now a new threat seems to have reared it's head.

Several locals have been taken over by strange forces of love and...well...something the Negaspark and they're doing battle in our very streets. Take a look at this footage brought to us from the Bistro last night.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=70028&page=17251

*camera goes back to Lana who is drooling from the mouth*

Brainy...so cute...HE IS MY BISHI!!! GIVE ME MY BISHI!!!

*Lana charges the camera and the broadcast suddenly cuts to static*

That's right, gents! It's Hartley Rathaway, the Pied Piper, and he'll compose his way right into your hearts...and your pants!

*looks horrified*

His likes include: music, the color green, and small rodents! His dislikes: boobs, catgirls, and oily gods of war/vengeance!

Chris...just stop...please.

No way! This will work.

Now...er...what else? Oh yes! Hartley likes his deserts so you better bring your strudel! A large portion of hot strudel! A hot strudel injection if you will!

*gonks*