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Anyone who's sensitive to words such as ********, handjobs and other bad words, LOOK AWAY, mmkay?

There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alcohol and sex with women, mmkay.
But it's when you do these things too much,
That you've become an addict,
And must get back in touch.

You can do it,
It's all up to you, mmkay
With a little plan you can change your life today.
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack,
Homeless on the streets, giving hand-jobs for crack.
Follow my plan, and very soon you will say, "It's easy, mmkay?"

Step 1: Instead of a** say "buns," like "kiss my buns" or "you're a bunshole."
Step 2: Instead of s**t say "poo," as in "bull-poo," "poo-head," and "this poo is cold."
Step 3: With b***h, drop the "T", 'cause "bich" is Latin for generosity.
Step 4: Don't say ******** anymore, 'cause ******** is the worst word that you can say.
So just use the word "mmkay."

We can do it, it's all up to us, mmkay.
With a little plan we can change our lives today.
We don't have to spend our lives shootin' up in the trash.
Homeless on the streets, giving hand-jobs for cash.
Follow this plan, and very soon you will say, "It's easy, mmkay?"

Step 1: Instead of a** say "buns," like "kiss my buns" or "you're a bunshole."
Step 2: Instead of s**t say "poo," as in "bull-poo," "poo-head," and "this poo is cold."
Step 3: With b***h, drop the "T", 'cause "bich" is Latin for generosity.
Step 4: Don't say ******** anymore, 'cause ******** is the worst word that you can ******** is the worst word that you can say.
We shouldn't say ********, no we shouldn't say ********, ********, No!

You're cured, you can go!

You don't have to spend your lives shootin' up in the trash.
Homeless on the streets, giving hand-jobs for cash.
Follow this plan, and very soon you will say, "It's easy, mmkay?"

It's easy, mmkay?
It's easy, mmkay? ...

Mmkay ...

BEST SONG EVER!! lol xD

bugerballbuttt

I have to say I have had so mutch fun reading this stuff, I will think of something random someday!

Last night I went out into the kitchen and decided to
get some of those baby carrots (small cut carots).

I was opening the pack when I remember this comedian who made a
joke about there being ingredients in bottled water, and that was
pretty dumb 'cause everyone knows what's in water....water!

I paused and thought "no way.....you don't think...?" and then I
turned over the pack and what did I see...?
Ingredients:
Carrots

I found that very amusing.

XD yes, that banano-phone thing is a bit
old now, but never-the-less still a little amusing.

how about the old Kenya one? gonk

"Get your eggs here!" xd