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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 8:55 pm
OH MY GOD! ::finger falls off:: EEEEEEEEEK!!! ... snicker... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's fake!
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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 8:59 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 9:01 pm
::rolling on floor:: HAHAHAHAH!
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 4:45 am
::shoots finger as it begins to crawl away!!::
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 10:28 am
EternalNight ::shoots finger as it begins to crawl away!!:: O.o omg...
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 7:39 am
a priest, a rabbi and a bishop walk into a bar. the bartender says, "What is this? A joke?" whee sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:53 pm
dancing_on_hyenas a priest, a rabbi and a bishop walk into a bar. the bartender says, "What is this? A joke?" whee sweatdrop Lol, nice. anything else?
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 1:06 pm
One cannot eat raw sparklebunny! eek
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 1:27 pm
Geba_00 One cannot eat raw sparklebunny! eek O_o um... what?
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 2:15 pm
Banditman.EXE Geba_00 One cannot eat raw sparklebunny! eek O_o um... what? >.< Obviousely, nobody else here reads megatokyo..... gonk
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 2:19 pm
Geba_00 Banditman.EXE Geba_00 One cannot eat raw sparklebunny! eek O_o um... what? >.< Obviousely, nobody else here reads megatokyo..... gonk I'm not very far into it yet... I keep losing my place.
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 8:25 pm
Banditman.EXE Geba_00 Banditman.EXE Geba_00 One cannot eat raw sparklebunny! eek O_o um... what? >.< Obviousely, nobody else here reads megatokyo..... gonk I'm not very far into it yet... I keep losing my place. eek It's great! It goes through a mahor change once the other dude left, but still, very worth reading, and minimal perversity! 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 1:49 pm
A man was driveing along the road and hit a rabit with his car. He was must distressed, and being a good hearted man, he pulled over to see if the creature was okay. To his great greife, he found the animal was dead. While he was wondering what he should do, a blond pulled up behind him to see what was the matter. The man told her about what had happend, and expressed his sadness over the dead bunny. The woman looked over the situation, then reasured the man she knew exactly what to do. Returning from the trunk of her car, she had a spray can and proceedded to spray it over the animal. The Bunny miraculusly regained life, stood up, and hopped away. After a few hops, it stopped, waved to the two of them, then took a few more hops, and waved again. It did this until out of site, waveing all the while to the satisfied blond and the shocked man. "What is in that??" The man demanded, needing to know how such a mirical coud have happend. The Blond turned the can over and the man read; "Name brand hair spray, garunteed to revive and excite your limp dead hair in one easy spray. Adds permanent wave."
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Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:06 pm
Geba_00 A man was driveing along the road and hit a rabit with his car. He was must distressed, and being a good hearted man, he pulled over to see if the creature was okay. To his great greife, he found the animal was dead. While he was wondering what he should do, a blond pulled up behind him to see what was the matter. The man told her about what had happend, and expressed his sadness over the dead bunny. The woman looked over the situation, then reasured the man she knew exactly what to do. Returning from the trunk of her car, she had a spray can and proceedded to spray it over the animal. The Bunny miraculusly regained life, stood up, and hopped away. After a few hops, it stopped, waved to the two of them, then took a few more hops, and waved again. It did this until out of site, waveing all the while to the satisfied blond and the shocked man. "What is in that??" The man demanded, needing to know how such a mirical coud have happend. The Blond turned the can over and the man read; "Name brand hair spray, garunteed to revive and excite your limp dead hair in one easy spray. Adds permanent wave." My mom and I loved it. Thanks for your contribution.
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Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:04 pm
lol- actually thats one of my favs.. i also tell that one, just cause i love dumb blonde jokes,.and i found that along wit ha collection...it had this one too..
A nice blonde with a large smile on her face walked onto an elevator, and looked at a man. she politley said, "T.G.I.F." He just looked at her, with a smile on his face too, and said, "S.HI.T." She looked slightly puzzled and looked at him very intently saying, "t.g.i.f." He just smiled and said again, "s.h.i.t." She frowned and said, "t.g.i.f. thank goodness it's friday!" He simply said, "sorry honey, it's thursday."
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