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Yay!!!!!! blaugh

The petite purple-haired girl pops out from behind the desk, looking more than a little like Hyatt.

*coughcough* heart HAIL ILPALA----*COUGHcoughcoughCOUGHdie* gonk

She starts coughing up blood and collapses, ruining her lovely little cosplay ensemble. whee

*has an out of character moment which involves hugging Mory hysterically and giggling* You're really awesome... have I mentioned that recently?

*back in character* WAaaAA!!! Mory's gone and died again and nobody ever knows why she does that!!!! Why oh why does Mory die in such an incredibly frequent fashion in spite of everything anybody can ever do to keep her breathing and living in a lively way!!! *sob* Live, Mory!! Live in your own way! *does some truly wastefully energetic CPR on Mory*

eek Waaaaaggghh.... *does the rubber-limbed thing* Mory-chan, you frighten me sometimes when you do that, the whole randomly dying thing and the stuff and the stuff comes out of you and goes all over and you get it on yourself and on me and it goes seeping through the clothes and I worry because you DIE and then you come back and nobody knows why you died or why you came back so randomly to precious life again and I don't mind at all that you're back because we'd all really miss you if you were gone, but it doesn't make any sense to me or anyone at all.

*sighs* oh well. *gets up and spins around to face the other direction* HAIL ILLPALAZZO-SAMA! *hand up again*

...*blinkblink* It looks a bit like we have no Illpalazzo-Sama. Whatever will we do without him? *bursts into random tears that flow like waterfalls as she continues to babble*

*is stopped mid-babble, arms still in rubber-mode but frozen in a circle above her* *legs pinwheel comically for a second before she begins to fall*

AAAAA I'm falling! Yes, I'm really falling and it's deep and dark and does it ever end?! And who digs this crazy hole and do they get overtime if they dig beyond their normal hours and why would anybody sign up for such a crappy job as digging a hole that extends far, far into the earth under a hideout that's underground in the first place, does this mean that Ilpalazzo-sama has slaves that do his bidding from time to time or all the time or even parttime like me? WAAAAAAIIIII! Ilpalazzo-sama, I shall henceforth or whenever I get out of this incredibly deep hole whichever comes first I shall become your captive loveslave for ever and ever and ever... and...


....did I mention how VERY far I am falling!?

*SPLASH*

((*dies at her keyboard because just thinking and typing that whole rant up used the very last of her energy reserves for the day* Okay. I'm dead.))

((The scary part about that is that I actually THINK like that on occasion...especially if I've had WAY too much caffiene in a short period of time. I tried to hold a normal conversation with a waitress at Pizza Hut after consuming three or four glasses of Mountain Dew on an empty stomach. whee What came out sounded like Excel...only in English and without some of the smaller tangents.))

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! gonk