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I have decided to name Eyebrow!Guy-

Neil Robinton.

He comes from a family of low-level political bureaucrats, and every male in his family has the same huge eyebrows.

First- The Robintons have been long known to be a very uninteresting and boring family who were always involved in ministry work. Usually tedious paperwork. They were all extremely serious people at all times, impeccably dressed, well groomed, well spoken, usually with the same tone of voice.

Neil's Great-Great-Great-Great Grandfather was the 'black sheep' of the family. He had no political aspirations, and was horrible at things the Robintons held in high esteem- Doing the most boring jobs quickly and efficiently, having a natural aptitude for the workings of politics, dressing neatly and properly, and having absolutely no sense of humour.

From a young age (We'll call him Allen) Allen was different from the rest of his quiet, stoic family. He was loud, boisterous, and found everything hilarious. By the time he was a teenager he was very well liked by the girls, and this continued as he aged. For years it seemed it would ever be the bachleor, until he finally met a woman who took his fancy.

They went out for many years, and they finally got engaged. Allen settled in slightly, and his family was satisfied that he would finally have a woman to calm him down.

Lara Craft (LOLOL) was a strong-jawed 50 year old witch who never dyed the greying hairs on her blonde head, proud of them instead. She passed through hogwarts with decent grades, but it was apparent that her love and talent lay in curses.

So maybe it wasn't the best decision ever, when Allen slept with her sister about 2 weeks before their marriage.

Lara was properly outraged and spontaneously cursed Allen, the males of his family, male descendants, his descendant's male descendants, all that jazz.

And the next morning Allen woke up with eyebrows the size of rather bushy caterpillars.

Every attempt to trim them failed. Every attempt to magic them failed. Every attempt to break the curse failed. And though Allen and Lara made up and eventually married, Lara never tried to break the curse herself until they had a son.

The Robinton curse fortunately does not fall to babies and young children. They have normal looking eyebrows until the night they turn seventeen, and then the process begins. The hairs twitch and grow, and the next morning the Robinton curse asserts itself forcefully.

The younger a robinton, the smaller his eyebrows. Neil's great-great grandfather, who lived to be 172, had eyebrows so large he could comb them back and tie them into a ponytail behind his head to hide his baldness.

The eyebrows can be trimmed- but usually to a strict length. If you cut too much, the eyebrows will grow out and fill in the space.

And while Allen actually found it to be hilarious after a decade or so, his family didn't, because they, so serious, so cultivated, woke up one morning with huge bushy eyebrows, and were laughed at uproariously for years and years.

Eventually the Robintons learned to adapt. They kept their eyebrows trimmed, neat. Not enough to make them grow, but enough to keep them well-groomed. Allen's sons' grew up to be just as serious as his brothers, and there has never been a Robinton with so little political talent- or as much natural charisma- since.

The Robintons have crafted a more serious, intimidating aura. They dress even sharper, look even more stoic, their stares developed to be rather unnerving.

It was hard sometimes for Robinton boys to find wives (Because the curse only applied to the men) ... and in fact Neil's Grandmother was married to his grandfather via contract, and she had a very strong phobia of the Robinton's giant eyebrows, and threw herself from the third story bedroom window one night after snapping as Grandpa Robinton was brushing his teeth, his gigantic eyebrows twitching slightly, mirrored in the mirror. (which became larger and larger every year and instilled further terror in her) She was about 35, and had already given birth to 2 sons and a daughter, all whom were still young.

Anyways, nowadays the Robintons hold their eyebrows in high esteem, and they say it's a symbol of how strong the magic in their blood is. (Nevermind that only Neil and his immediate family are Allen's direct descendants)

XD

The Robinton Eyebrows are a magical curiosity that's probably in some magical record book somewhere. XD

But yeah. Neil is a completely serious, and very boring person. He also wears glasses like one of his brothers, his sister, and mother.

Family- Mother- Miriam Father- Franklin Brothers- Jasper, Renalt, and Thomas. Sister- Jane

The Robinton family has been pureblooded for ages, and while it's not as large as the Weasleys, it's a bit weirder, because they all dress in stiff, crisp clothes, are all very serious, and speak in the same droning tone. So family reunions look more like an uber serious government meeting than a get together. xD

AND THAT IS THE STORY ON THAT.

The family has no real political ambition (Lack of Charisma) so they have remained quietly on the rung of the ministry's ladder. You'd probably have a robinton dutifully filing your files, noting your notes, checking your checks, and the like. XD Just a 'Oh, get Robinton to do it' sort of mindframe. they're always there. O_o

ALSO-

Jaxom Hartwin.

Imagine some guy from Final Fantasy 22 come to life, and you ahve Jaxom Hartwin.

Jaxom is a Muggle.

Jaxom is also a Witch Hunter.

Jaxom is an many-times escaped mental patient.

He's not really any sort of menace though. He believes witches can be melted with water and salt, so he usually carries colourful squirt-guns in his leather gun holsters. He dresses like a final fantasy character, and is compeltely insane because he has discovered the existance of the Wizarding world approximately eighty-seven times and he has been obliviated about one hundred and thirteen times.

Somehow he's just one of those people who actually SEES magic. And of course because he's been obliviated so many times, he now associates wizards with evil. He can usually be found on street corners shouting about 'witches' and randomly squirting people in the face with his water guns. (He mixes the salt in the water to make it more efficient)

Anyways, he has managed to sneak into Diagon Alley several times, but he's not magical at all.

Basically he's prone to wandering into Hogsmeade and small wizarding settlements, and sometimes he takes off all his clothes, douses himself in salt water, and chases after people in the street.

Yeah.

xD I might have read something like it before, I dunno. It all came out pretty quick. 3nodding

XD

Hahahah. X3 Hermione.... oh dear.

This is Ridley Knox. He goes by the name Knox. End of story.

He's been an Auror/special agent for the Ministry for years....like since before Mad-Eye. He's an extremely skilled Metamorphagus, able to change not only his appearance, but his bone structure. He's notorious for changing into a six year old girl just to disturb his best friend in the work place.

He specializes in turning up the Wizarding World's not so nice underground. Which means he does the dirty jobs most Aurors don't know about and would probably blush or vomit at the mention of.

He's actually older than Mad-Eye, but due to a large amount of trauma during Voldemort's first rise to power, he's forgotten what he really looks like, and possibly his original name.

He doesn't seem to mind much, and would rather not know that he's actually an old, scarred man who makes Mad-Eye look like Brad Pitt under there. XD

This is one of his more used female bodies:



The Loli:



The Redhead:



You can tell when Knox is feeling particularly off, maybe even sad when he's the redhead. It could be what he looked like during his years at Hogwarts... S'what he thinks, anyway.

We are lacking in D3ers, so I made one based on this hottie.



His name is Ryler and I haven't come up with a last name yet Rowan. XD He's a seventh year Gryffindor. As his house suggests, he is bold and brave, though in this case he is pretty bold in his services to the D3ath 3ater cause. His snake's name is Snake (because snakes only refer to themselves as 'Snake' - guess the fanfiction reference, bitches!) and he has a very close bond to it because he can speak Parseltongue. Mostly due to the Early Bird phenomenon.

He's soft spoken and prone to ignoring teachers when they call on him in class.

He avoids Clay like a plague.

Evelyn; She's a field medic/auror healer. I'll talk more about her at some other point, just mostly wanted to put the avi up here so I didn't lose it. ^^;

In addition, I made this female character as a possible guitarist/singer for Coversluts.



She's based on real life singer Pink. Possible competition for both Hermione and Lavender. XP

I think her name will be Tristan. ^^

My Harry Potter, I guess...? Got into a Harry mood today, s'weird, but now I wanna write for him. He's short like me. 3nodding

After the war...20ish years old maybe?



I haven't touched the Snarry community since Deathly Hallows, or Harry for that matter... Just got to thinking if he had been with Sev, what sort of state Harry would be in the morning after the battle... May discuss this in the roleplay thread because it's got my muse going all whoooooosh, ya know?


Captain Nazzy would like to note that backstory discussion -- such as your musings on Harry's background -- now belong in the "Make a Connection" thread.

- Crew

......In the MAKE A CONNECTION THREAD, then. Sheesh.... v.v;;;

You know what, your Severus can't have my Harry...so there!

......Godfrey can have my Harry, not any of your characters!

.....That should probably go in that thread too.... Damn.

Placing this WIP here until I can finish it.