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Hey...I broke that!

*scoops up the iPhone and answers it as he erects an energy shield from his amulet to deflect blasts from the security-bot*

Johnny, the flaming pain in my arse's phone....hello?

*shakes the phone*

Hello??

*deflects more shots*

Bah...fine...blink us home. THIS ISN'T THE LAST YOU HEARD OF CHRISTOPHER POWELL!!!!

JOHNNY SUCKS!!!!

*hangs up*

"He's back! The lunatic is back! Mom, look!" Valeria runs eagerly towards Susan swinging her phone "It's all here. Look". "Computer, replay today's sequence, follow target, codename: lam-o-Hawk, cameras six to thirteen and tw-..."

"VALERIA!"

"Wha! I didn't pick it. It was Franklin! I had my ideas of course but he came with a full concept! I was watching TV when I thought Darkclown but then he came and started brainstorming, of course he didn't know he was doing it, and not that brainstorming is an efficient way to reach competent solutions and before I knew it, he had brought a notebook 'cause he had written a full page of how funny it was and draw this flying robot that he was going to call the dark-"

"Valeria. Sweetheart?... Breath." Susan puts up her hand and holds it there for a few instants before gently taking the phone from the girls hand. "Start from the begining sweetie. What are you taking about?" Says as she takes a look at the tiny display"Wait. Is this back home...?"

"Yep it is!... I'll show you." Quickly takes back the phone "After your friend the Darkclown attacked our home a few months back, I profiled a bunch of his particular parameters into Baxter Building and now it automatically locks on his presence whenever he comes anywhere near us. Just look! This mark here follows on a signature spacial emission as it draws on the subject's particular way to shift sorrounding dim--"

"Wait. Are you saying Chris Powell is attacking home?"

"Yes! No. Not yet."
"But he will if we don't do anything! In my way here I also found a few set of defenses that can be accessed remotely through my phone but I fear it may not be enough. WE MUST RETURN AT ONCE."

"We will not return at once. We're on vacation. Remember?"

"... He will destroy our home and burn precious memories with his hate!"

"He will not."

"... He'll steal secrets that will endager humankind!"

"Hardly."

"... He's the end of civilization as we know it!"

"Valeria...?"

"I'm booooored. And tired of playing Scrabble with Franklin. I wanna go home..." The girl pouts looking down.

"Ow, come on! Here is fun!"

"MOOOM!!!! Did you hear what I said? Scrabble? With Franklin?"
"And I think uncle Johnny is going crazy. I just heard him say he was resigning this family if he didn't find a hot spot soon or uncle Ben didn't return his iPhone"

"Ok. Lets do something fun tonight. Visit to the local plaza? How about that? I think I saw a teather somewhere back there you know..."

"Hmmmm... there will be any ice-cream in this theater?" The girl asks skeptically.

"I hear that is the case indeed."

"Hmmm... does Franklin has to come with us?"

"Yes. Non negotiable."

"Hmmmm...."
"Ok. You got yourself a deal."

"I'm glad to hear it" Susan sits back comforted "Now go and tell your brother we're going."

As the girl is about to go, the phone suddenly comes alive with a loud cry: THIS ISN'T THE LAST YOU HEARD OF CHRISTOPHER POWELL!!!!

"... and Valeria. Why don't you leave the phone. Lets keep the temptation of shooting him as far away from you as we can, 'kay?" Valeria stands motionless for a second before giving up reluctanctly, she drops the phone with a long pout before wandering away.

*wades into a group of securitybots*

Have at thee!

*securitybots explode from various blasts and missiles*

*pulls the securitybot from the wreckage of Valeria's bed through another door*

Susan?

*the securitybot seems to have smashed Johnny's entertainment system*

I should really open these doors first.

*destroys desks, bureaus, dressers, and the bed*

Where's the stolen goods!?!?

*hears a voice*

Susie...dat you?

Eek! The Thing!!

*picks ups the remains up the bed and beats on the window it shatters*

Uh...you haven't heard the last of Doctor Doom! Cause he totally did this!

*leaps out the window and flies off*