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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:51 pm
RabidSidian I'm picking my nose. But I'm also playing the drums. Two feet and two hands are playing. How am I picking my nose? Titans But you never said your human.. or that your not deformed[; lolXD
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:58 pm
Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:11 pm
what is the more you take the more you leave behind?
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:18 pm
Three mountain climbers paid a lot of money to be the first to scale a mountain. After several days of climbing they finally reached the pinnacle, and to their dismay, found a cabin and three frozen bodies. Since the mountain climbers were the first to ever climb the summit, how could this be possible?
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:19 pm
Towerhead1 Van_Hellraiser Towerhead1 Van_Hellraiser I can be long, or I can be short. I can be grown, and I can be bought. I can be painted, or left bare. I can be round, or square. What am I? LOL eraser? NICE TRY BUT NO! sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop a face? a head? a hand? a toe? a toenail? a fingernail? a baby? a......eye?? umm plant? i haaaaavvvee tooo knowwww!!! gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk YOU WERE RIGHT IM A FINGER NAIL LOL
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:24 pm
Van_Hellraiser Towerhead1 Van_Hellraiser Towerhead1 Van_Hellraiser I can be long, or I can be short. I can be grown, and I can be bought. I can be painted, or left bare. I can be round, or square. What am I? LOL eraser? NICE TRY BUT NO! sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop a face? a head? a hand? a toe? a toenail? a fingernail? a baby? a......eye?? umm plant? i haaaaavvvee tooo knowwww!!! gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk YOU WERE RIGHT IM A FINGER NAIL LOL eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl i riddled on accident lol!!! i was naming body parts
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:34 pm
Towerhead1 Van_Hellraiser Towerhead1 Van_Hellraiser Towerhead1 Van_Hellraiser I can be long, or I can be short. I can be grown, and I can be bought. I can be painted, or left bare. I can be round, or square. What am I? LOL eraser? NICE TRY BUT NO! sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop a face? a head? a hand? a toe? a toenail? a fingernail? a baby? a......eye?? umm plant? i haaaaavvvee tooo knowwww!!! gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk YOU WERE RIGHT IM A FINGER NAIL LOL eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl i riddled on accident lol!!! i was naming body parts hahahhaha, how out of the blue is that, and funny that you guessed it! rofl
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:42 pm
X__xgot-M O CH Ix__X Towerhead1 Van_Hellraiser Towerhead1 Van_Hellraiser NICE TRY BUT NO! sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop a face? a head? a hand? a toe? a toenail? a fingernail? a baby? a......eye?? umm plant? i haaaaavvvee tooo knowwww!!! gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk YOU WERE RIGHT IM A FINGER NAIL LOL eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl i riddled on accident lol!!! i was naming body parts hahahhaha, how out of the blue is that, and funny that you guessed it! rofl YEAH THATS WAS PRETTY LUCKY LOL xd xd xd xd xd xd sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:50 pm
There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night, he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly, he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife?
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:53 pm
Van_Hellraiser RabidSidian I'm picking my nose. But I'm also playing the drums. Two feet and two hands are playing. How am I picking my nose? Titans YOU HAVE SOMEONE DOING IT FOR YOU OR YOUR DOING IT WITH YOUR TONGUE................GROSS LOL sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop eek eek eek No, I'm picking my nose. I didn't say who's hands were playing.
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:56 pm
Towerhead1 There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night, he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly, he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife? The husband trimmed her while she was home?
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:02 pm
RabidSidian Towerhead1 There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night, he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly, he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife? The husband trimmed her while she was home? close but not quite and ouch that would hurt eek
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:18 pm
Towerhead1 There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night, he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly, he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife? He asked his wife to tell him...since the bush could talk to the wizard..why not to the husband?
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:48 pm
So many riddles! burning_eyes
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:59 pm
SamMule619 Towerhead1 There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night, he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly, he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife? He asked his wife to tell him...since the bush could talk to the wizard..why not to the husband? the bush cant talk. mabey she was sleeping
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