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 Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:18 pm
Oh great and powerful Dice God and Randomizer goddess! please grant me good luck in the breedings and the Gym leader contest whatever it may entail! Please accept my offering of double chocolate cake, Gluten free Cheddar bunnies and a Subway pizza! Oh and thank you ever so much for the luck you have granted me thus far, i leave a Torchic brand chocolate bar! 
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 1:41 pm
oh ever graceful dice god and randomizer goddess,i humbly ask thee to grant me luck in Bouncy's re-homing raffle. If i win this, i will set up a brand new shrine in the Izunes guild for you., so that others may come to you and see your power. I also leave a mother of pearl inlaid Japanese picture, a complete collection of Artemis Fowl books, a tub of Air-heads candy and pixie sticks.
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:38 pm
Glorious dice god and magnificent randomizer goddess! I humbly beseech thee to grant this lowly chick the good fortune to win Trist's rehoming raffle. As a token of my devotion, I offer thee this selection of painted pokeball coasters, painstakingly handmade by myself, as well as a generous dinner of kobe beef filet minon, roasted baby potatoes and honeyed carrots.
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:07 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:49 pm
*kicks door in, ninja rolls up to the alter then bows*
Listen... we both know you want my body... I mean who wouldn't? So if you allow me a little edge on all of my friends for Trist's rehoming contest I will... well lets just say I won't be the only one getting lucky if you catch my drift. *winks* Just keep that in mind
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 12:32 pm
Great and powerful Dice God and Randomizer goddess, i am pleased to inform you that your new shrine in the Izunes guild has been created, i hope it pleases thee.
I come to ask you for a humble favor, please grant me luck in the current spring event, and help Flint to become a Gym leader, his future rests in your capable hands.
i leave for thee two entire baskets of Easter candy, a box of Gluten Free Cracker Chips (sour cream and onion flavored) and a promise to ever remain your faithful servant
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:41 pm
O Great and Powerful Dice Gods and Randomizer Goddesses! Hear my plea and grant me success in the Spring Event! I really wish to catch something in the fishing game, win that Torchic, and Masked Socks wishes that Alexa would become a Gym Leader so she may battle more!
Masked Socks even offers you some of Vincent's rumble toys, starting with the Growlithe Army! She has stolen them just for you and wishes that you accept them with pleasure. She will deposit one for each battle that is won in the Gym Leader challenge and if Alexa wins, she will grant access to the Zorua Army.
I offer to you some chocolate, a spiffy fuzzy dice, and if we win any gym leader challenge battles I shall deposit a little comic detailing Masked Socks' offerings.
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:01 pm
Oh mighty dice gods, grant me the good fortune to catch that slippery Buizel! In return, I offer you this sack of Easter candy. It contains jelly beans, chocolate coated jelly beans, chocolate coated marshmallows (some with caramel!), a solid chocolate bunny, and peanut butter cups.
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 3:34 pm
Dice gods and randomizer goddesses, please hear my plea! I need your aid in this gym leader tournament, please protect me from future paralyzation and critical hits. For your divine favor I humbly offer this pikachu night light: 
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 8:27 am
O Glorious Dice Gods, why hast thou forsaken me? I started two battles today, and I got bad fields and bad beginning rolls in both! I sacrifice this cute, terrible pun in the hopes that you will side with me once more, that we might crush our enemies.
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 10:07 pm
So hey, what's up dice gods? Been a while, huh? Yeaaa, I know, I haven't made an offering to you recently but I would really like your blessing in these two custom slots I am trying for in different shops. In thanks, I offer you Trinity in all her watercolor, desu-desu adorableness: 
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:42 pm
O Dice Gods, please give me your blessing for my next battle against Qixel. I sacrifice this nutritious pokemon for your sustenance: 
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:00 pm
Oi, cheap gods. I don't think you do anything. It's truth. I find you powerless. Come on, curse me with terrible luck. I shake my fist at you. I've gone through a series of bad rolls and a series of good rolls, and I don't believe it to be your doing. Prove me wrong. Make me roll all ones in my upcoming battle against Renekai.
Have I not offended you enough? Fine.
Dragonball Evolution.
/leaves triumphant
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:44 pm
-cleans cobwebs off the shrine and bows away-
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:15 pm
Dear Dice Gods, Blue has thoroughly kicked my butte last night, please let me do the same to her when she next comes on. Let her pogeymen die in the pit of fire, as she hath killed mine. (Note: as in fire outside of my pogey's control for they will not use flame attacks against her fire types okay.)
I offer more pieces of toilet paper, beautifully paper'd and papery, for this gift. Thank you.
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