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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:18 pm

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>.> *never having kids*

id feel sorry for them

theyd be fudged up little fawkers if i was their mum ><;

imagine greg and i spawning.......his demon seed with my deviled eggs can spawn nuttin but hellmonkeys *Yes, Dear reffrence*

CUTE hellmonkeys 3nodding

but hellmonkeys nonetheless XD

So? If they too bad you can eat one of em whee

That'll teach em!!! xd

Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:18 pm

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The_Irkin_Army

>.> *never having kids*

id feel sorry for them

theyd be fudged up little fawkers if i was their mum ><;

imagine greg and i spawning.......his demon seed with my deviled eggs can spawn nuttin but hellmonkeys *Yes, Dear reffrence*

CUTE hellmonkeys 3nodding

but hellmonkeys nonetheless XD

So? If they too bad you can eat one of em whee

That'll teach em!!! xd

Yep XD

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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:52 am

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>.> *never having kids*

id feel sorry for them

theyd be fudged up little fawkers if i was their mum ><;

You know what's funny? Thats along the lines of what I said when someone asked me if I was going to have kids. I felt that I was too selfish to take care of someone other than myself.

2 kids later.... eek All of my irl friends *and especially my mom* think it's funny...I swore up and down that I'd never have them and now I'm a mother of 2 lol

Proves that you never truly know what the future knows wink

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:52 am

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>.> *never having kids*

id feel sorry for them

theyd be fudged up little fawkers if i was their mum ><;

You know what's funny? Thats along the lines of what I said when someone asked me if I was going to have kids. I felt that I was too selfish to take care of someone other than myself.

2 kids later.... eek All of my irl friends *and especially my mom* think it's funny...I swore up and down that I'd never have them and now I'm a mother of 2 lol

Proves that you never truly know what the future knows wink

Thats true XD

Personally I think Ameh would be a good mother, givin her kids cheetos XD

She just gotta be careful to not eat them in her sleep >>

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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 10:36 am

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>.> *never having kids*

id feel sorry for them

theyd be fudged up little fawkers if i was their mum ><;

You know what's funny? Thats along the lines of what I said when someone asked me if I was going to have kids. I felt that I was too selfish to take care of someone other than myself.

2 kids later.... eek All of my irl friends *and especially my mom* think it's funny...I swore up and down that I'd never have them and now I'm a mother of 2 lol

Proves that you never truly know what the future knows wink

Thats true XD

Personally I think Ameh would be a good mother, givin her kids cheetos XD

She just gotta be careful to not eat them in her sleep >>

well id feel most sorry for bringing them into my family

Me: 'HEY KIDS LETS GO OVER TO GRAMMA'S HOUSE SO MOMMY AND DADDY CAN HAVE SMECKSING TIME!!'

Kiddies: 'DEARLORD NOOOOO THAT LADY IS A CRAZY MESSED UP BEEOTCH!!'

'Oh yea.. what about aunti bec-'

'AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOO MUCH MESSED UP ANIME FOR OUR MIIIIIIIINDS!!!!!'

'Aunti Sigr-'

'NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

'Uncle Yami and Auntie Code-'

'AUNTIE CODEH WILL EAT US!!!!'

'-.-;; *turns to husband that closely resembles Ragnar* sorry honey no kinky smecksings for us because the kids wont go to any of our babysitting houses *sad sigh*'

id also hate to see that whole.. where do babies come from story that id give my kids

'mommy? where do babies come from?'

'well kids, when a man loves a woman a whole bunch he ties her up and roughly rapes the living crap out of her and violates every part of her that he can. then the mommy's tummy gets huge and the daddy gets off on seeing his wife's expanding tummy.. which brings them closer together.. which is why honey you started out as a single birth but ended up with your twin brother Jeffy over there'

>.>;;

*the kid is sitting there now severly traumatized and foaming at the mouth*

'heh.. ok Jimmy, time for bed ^^;;;;;'

... eek teh ameh will never have kids ><;

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:31 pm

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Tessiebean

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>.> *never having kids*

id feel sorry for them

theyd be fudged up little fawkers if i was their mum ><;

You know what's funny? Thats along the lines of what I said when someone asked me if I was going to have kids. I felt that I was too selfish to take care of someone other than myself.

2 kids later.... eek All of my irl friends *and especially my mom* think it's funny...I swore up and down that I'd never have them and now I'm a mother of 2 lol

Proves that you never truly know what the future knows wink

Thats true XD

Personally I think Ameh would be a good mother, givin her kids cheetos XD

She just gotta be careful to not eat them in her sleep >>

well id feel most sorry for bringing them into my family

Me: 'HEY KIDS LETS GO OVER TO GRAMMA'S HOUSE SO MOMMY AND DADDY CAN HAVE SMECKSING TIME!!'

Kiddies: 'DEARLORD NOOOOO THAT LADY IS A CRAZY MESSED UP BEEOTCH!!'

'Oh yea.. what about aunti bec-'

'AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOO MUCH MESSED UP ANIME FOR OUR MIIIIIIIINDS!!!!!'

'Aunti Sigr-'

'NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

'Uncle Yami and Auntie Code-'

'AUNTIE CODEH WILL EAT US!!!!'

'-.-;; *turns to husband that closely resembles Ragnar* sorry honey no kinky smecksings for us because the kids wont go to any of our babysitting houses *sad sigh*'

id also hate to see that whole.. where do babies come from story that id give my kids

'mommy? where do babies come from?'

'well kids, when a man loves a woman a whole bunch he ties her up and roughly rapes the living crap out of her and violates every part of her that he can. then the mommy's tummy gets huge and the daddy gets off on seeing his wife's expanding tummy.. which brings them closer together.. which is why honey you started out as a single birth but ended up with your twin brother Jeffy over there'

>.>;;

*the kid is sitting there now severly traumatized and foaming at the mouth*

'heh.. ok Jimmy, time for bed ^^;;;;;'

... eek teh ameh will never have kids ><;

Well I don't think my situation will be much better -_-"

Me: Hey kids!! Wanna go to Grandma's house? Daddy and mommy need alone time >>"

Kids: NO!!!!!!!!! She makes us eat brocolli

Me: Ok.......how about uncle Mic......

Kids: NO!!! HE A WHIMP!!!!

Me: Auntie Ameh?

Kids: SHE WILL HUGGLE US THEN EAT US!!!

Me: Well looks like we no goin out............TIME FOR BABY EATING TIME XD ~Picks up youngest and stuffs him/her into Codeh's mouth~ NOW CHOOSE OR YOUR SIBLING GETS IT >
Kids: O_________O!!!!! We will go to grandma T______T

Yeah >>" I will have a similar problem with tellin my kids about where babies come from:

Kids: Daddy? Where do babies come from?

Me:........When two people love each other very much, they start kissing, then take off ALL their clothes. Then the woman handcuffs the man and blind folds him, pulling on his leash, walking him around then having hwat smecks, then the man feeds her, which equals more smecks by seeing her swollen stomach. Then when mommy's stomach gets BIG they smecks daily, which os why there were four of you girls at once.....

Kids: Weren't there more of us?

Me:...........Mom got hungreh.......

Yes.....we gonna have an INTRESTING family

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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:34 pm

xD!!!!

*snipsnip*

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:41 pm

eek

~Hides~ NO TAKE HIM AWAY T______T

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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:46 pm

ooh id never do that! *codeh'd KEEEEEELLL me*
and id be sad too ;-;

i meant uhm. hair <.<;

haircut!

>.>

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 6:27 pm

If it were MY parents we were shipping the kids off to *even though i'd be cleeeeeeaaaaar across the country:

Me: Daddeh and Mommeh need "alone time" to "find each other".......Wanna go to Granny and Poppas?

Kids: HELL NO!!!! Poppa's CRRRAZZZZZY......And he has guitars...and SINGS......and......and.....AND WHEN HE TICKLES IT HUUUUUURRRRRRTTTTTSSSSSS............

Me: Well then How bout Unkie FuzzBoye?

Kids:.......He too smart.......he make my brain hurt.....and all he ever wants to do if feed woman cheesecake and play Dungeons and Dragons..... BORING unkie Fuzzboye!

me: SHUDDUPABOUTYOURUNKIEFUZZBOYE!

Kids: *mumbles*

Me: Sorreh.....we no get to "discover" ourselves Greggers

And the everpresent "where kids come from"

Kids: mommmmmmmy.......where do babies come from?

Me: Well, when two people love each other VERY MUCH, they decide to consumate said love by sticking Tab A into Slot B repeatedly. THe Naked Mole Rat of Lurve tunnels deep into the Love Taco. Then his swim fleet comes out and decides to get under the skin of the Lady's Eggs. ^_^ But, if the swim fleet decide to be an ignorant jerk like some of the male species, the egg decides to go screw herself and jumps out of the female body with a whole bunch of blood and makes the woman all bloated and pissy and in pain! ^_^ Also, son/daughter, Cramps are, in reality, minor Labor pains. So you know on a watered down scale, what labor feels like!

Kids: ....... eek .........::blink::blink::

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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 7:27 pm

~Blink blink~ eek

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 7:52 pm

Hee hee you guys are funny xp

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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:17 pm

Me: Your dad and mom need alone time... how about going over to grandma and grnadpa's for a while?

Kids: Noo!!! THey might make us go to church or memorize bible verses or watch bible based videos!!!!

Me: How about Aunt Courtney?

Kids: WWWaaaaaahhhhh, she makes us watch movies with scary skinny cheeleaders!! Nooooo!!!!

me: Uncle Tommy?

Kids: NOOOO NOT SPORTS!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!! NOT UNCA TOMMY!!!!

Me: Aunt Rabbit?

Kids: She makes us eat Carrots, and Green beans, and all sorts of Veggies!!! NOOO!!

Me: I do the same thing...

Kids: Oh........ ok!

And the everpresent "where kids come from"

Kids: mommmmmmmy.......where do babies come from?

Me: ask your father!!! Or wait until your older!!

Kids: ....... .........::blink::blink:: awww mom!!!

Me: You heard me kiddies... no go to bed so I can watch my anime!! *is already drooling at thought of Bishonen*

Kids: WE WANNA WATCH TOOOOOO!!!!!11

Me": My Bishonen!!! Go to bed or DIIIIEEEE!!! *SWEATDROPS*

that's it... I've someone I consider ok in my family.... granted she's only 3 right now sweatdrop

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:17 pm

man, those are gonna be some messed up kids.

o well, someone give me some lovin and drop me a pm.

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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:26 pm

hehe... we are the people that speel DOOM for the next generation!! Doom Dooom I say!! blaugh DDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!

hehe... that was fun!! whee

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