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 Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:07 am
Granted, but the entire movie is just this, since Tolkien didn't write it: "So Frodo went in th boat and then it sunk like two minutes after they took off. Plus Sam had like ten kids."
I wish this guild was more active.
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:48 pm
Granted *spam*.
I wish my laptop worked.
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:09 pm
Granted but it blows up, leaving soot all over your room!
I wish there was an archive of VERY good fanfiction.
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:50 pm
Granted, but your computer can't load it's awexomeness.
I wish I could form feelings into words for this poem.
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:51 am
Granted, but you use such strong ekmotions that people die from sadness when they readit, and you are executed to make sure you cannot write another.
I wish my band would get signed.
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:20 pm
Granted, but afterward, the band splits and the deal is off.
I wish I could take a drive up to the forest.
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:33 am
Granted, but jumpin' Jehosaphat! It's exploded!.
I wish the true pretender would rise forth from his misplacement and drown Middlesex in a bath of wine and off-handed glory!
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:00 pm
Granted, but those who don't drown in the bath of wine die of alcohol poisoning.
I wish I had some new pants.
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:29 am
Granted, but you loose your trousers and look like a pervert.
I wish A-Level Biology was easier.
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:37 pm
Granted, but your moved up to AP-biology instead and you flunk with flying colors.
I wish I could skip my semester tests this week.
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:52 am
Granted, but to do so you have to move to Britain and suffer one long exam at the end of the year.
I wish Allo Allo was on more often.
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:20 pm
Granted, but to do that it changes to another channel that you don't have. And YOUR HEAD A SPLODE! I wish more people would comment on my xanga.
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:34 pm
Granted, then the Xanga server crashes.
I wish I didnt have to work tonight.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:34 pm
Granted, butn communists take power and your poor work ethic eventually gets you shot.
I wish Nightwish would find a new singer.
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:37 pm
Granted, but you realize the singer is replaced by William Shatner.
I wish my back wasn't so sore.
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