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 Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:03 am
You have nice legs. What time do they open?
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:16 am
Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 9:51 am
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 8:38 pm
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 6:49 am
That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:17 am
Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:53 pm
((There i go forgetting to post again))
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:55 pm
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:59 am
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:17 pm
Is your father a thief?
Because I wonder who stole the stars from skies, and put them in your eyes.
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:45 pm
So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:16 am
Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together.
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:15 am
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:44 am
Guy: Fat penguin
Girl: What!?
Guy: I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:07 pm
In the morning, how do you like your eggs?, scrambled, or fertilized
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