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 Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:15 pm
One of my drum majors said, "Saxophones are horny. They're all sexually frustrated. Seriously. Even you!" (she pointed at me, the youngest and smallest ((and most innocent)) of the saxophones.)
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:51 pm
My band director told a joke
"what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?"
someone yelled out the name of one of the guy percussionists.
the clarinets(me) were doing the "clarinet OW" we all bob our heads together and say ow over and over again(we also showed the whole band this)
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Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:16 pm
When our Bds are gone for TMEA state, the guys in our band took andrew who is a sax player and one of the guys got the marimba cover and they wrapped andrew in the marimba cover and took him up and locked him up in a tuba locker. it was hilarious!XD
then the guys went to the library with tape and taped andrew down in a chair then after while he came out laughing and saying that he was got raped by gay guys. lol.
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:27 pm
I managed to get most of my band to do the time warp at a competition. xd I don't think my Band Director will look at me the same way again..... =___=|||
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:47 pm
We were on the bus in the parking lot getting ready to leave from our percussion ensemble championships (we got 2nd place in our class XD), I wanted to change out of my uniform pants into regular pants. So I had Chris hold up a blanket in front of the seat so that no one could see and had gotten my pants fully off and pulled out my other ones when the bus driver turned the walkway lights on. Screaming, I covered myself with the blanket, but not before someone (I haven't identified who yet) shouted out "TAKE IT OFF!".
My school is Matanzas, and everytime we were introduced as maNtanzas, we wouldn't say anything until they said it right. We waited nearly ten minutes at one of our marching competitions before the announcer finally said "Matanzas you may take the field!"
At a percussion ensemble show, the announcer mispronounced Kansas. "They will be playing Magnum Opus by KanAsas." As if that wasn't bad enough, immediately after that she said "Matanzas, is your guard ready?" Everyone in our ensemble looked at her like 'Are you really that f*cking stupid, or are we just lucky?'
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:37 pm
Today in class, we had our warm-up books out.
And our director told us to turn to page 12 to do exercise 18.
So we did.
Except this one guy's book looked different. Instead of snare/bass part it was...scales or something.
So we looked at the front, and it turned out to be the timpani book.
HE PLAYED THE ENTIRE WARM-UP FROM THE TIMPANI BOOK. LOL.
So he went to switch it after figuring this out and our director was like 'wtf'. but we were dying laughing.
And why is this so funny?
We were playing xylophone. xd
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:33 pm
We got bored with a metronome/tuner, so my friend started burping into it. He can burp a perfect C!
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:19 am
Our band teacher says he's a lot of times stupid and he proved it with what he said one time in class. He was coming home from work and his wife was making cupcakes. So he said to her, "Did you get cupcake mix today at the store?" And she said, "No. We have cake mix.". And then he said, "But don't you need cupcake mix to make cupcakes?" And this went forever. We were laughing so hard at his stupidity and like he expected, we told our parents about it. About a week later our other band teacher was doing something and our band teacher said something that maid us go "Ooooh". Then my friend Rachel said to our band teacher, "At least she knows how to make cupcakes." and we all went "OH!!!!!!!!!" We were just like BURN!!! It was the best. I love our band class.
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Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:45 pm
Hah! our BD says funny things all the time... Here are some that he has said:
"You need to make your shorts shorter."
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"I'll be the marshmellows in your hot chocolate."
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"Wrap me in your chocolatey goodness."
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"Play there as if it were a deathstar, not a tiefighter."
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:54 pm
ok so we were all @ marching band practice then our drum major (big goof ball) started chanting "HOT JUICY BURGERS! HOT JUICY BURGERS!!" Then all the guys in the band started saying it as well!!!!! it was funny lol
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:48 pm
We had a trumpet player slide down the band's attic stairs on a baby dino seesaw when we had a sub one day, and the video got posted on youtube. lol surpised the bd hasnt seen it yet
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Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:57 pm
So we were practicing one of our pieces (Into the Storm by Robert W. Smith). On one occasion when our band director cut us off and started to talk to the band about what to do at that point in the piece we suddenly hear a loud honk. The BD looks up to the saxophone section for a long minute, looks at the first saxophonist and asks "Did you just sneeze into your saxophone?!" The saxophonist answered "Yes. Yes I did. It was very painful." Everyone laughed for about five minutes and the director said "I love band." Then we played and cracked up again afterwords. And then during the same piece towards the end about a week later, there is this que in the piece that says 'chaotic' for the percussion and the symbol player has to keep wailing on the symbols, which cause him to jump back each time. So after that section the BD turns to the symbol player and asked "Are you bleeding?" The symbol player looks at him weirdly and says "No." And then the BD shouts 'THEN YOU'RE NOT DOING IT HARD ENOUGH!"
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Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:23 pm
This is something my BD said/did (I wish he didn't).
When we were playing Symphonic Overture(I think it was), our BD stopped us and said "You guys are not putting enough emphasis on your notes....It sounds as if Steven asked Jennifer to the prom, talking in a monotone voice."
Then our BD walked up to me, grabbed my hand, got down on his knees and made a proposal to prom, while talking in a monotone voice. I hid my face, due to embarrassment, the whole band cracked up laughing and I wanted to die. For the next week everyone made jokes about it.
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:22 am
so we recently went to Disneyland for a parade. the last day we're all gathered together and we're watching a show in Disney. coincidently (not really) our marching show this year had the songs in the show. so we all end up singin to the show and the people around just look at us like eek stare question and dramallama it was funny.
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