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 Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:39 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:28 pm
Orichalcon http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7148748849652085555&q=crash+different That was so funny! I loved it! I loved it!
;grabs Orichalcon and hugs him tightly;
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:49 pm
 Shouldn't that be "You Were Here"?
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 9:10 pm
DivideByZero14 Shouldn't that be "You Were Here"? lol it should. now you got to go redo it all!!! ahaha but very funny!
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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:41 pm
Orichalcon http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7148748849652085555&q=crash+different
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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 6:15 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:41 pm
www.darwinawards.com Failed Frame-Up
2005 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin
(19 March 2005, Michigan) "Unusual" and "complicated" is how the Missaukee County sheriff described the mysterious death of 19-year-old Christopher.
After an evening spent imbibing large quantities of alcohol, Christopher noticed a shortage in his liquor supply that could not be attributed to his own depredations. He concluded that his neighbor had stolen a bottle of booze! He menaced the neighbor with a knife, to no avail, whereupon he retired to his own apartment to brood about revenge.
Finally he figured out the perfect way to get back at that conniving bottle-thief: Christopher would stab himself and blame the neighbor!
A witness saw Christopher enter the bathroom as he called 911. He calmly informed the dispatcher that his neighbor had stabbed him. Witnesses said he looked fine when he emerged from the bathroom, but a moment later gouts of blood spewed from his chest. Suddenly he began screaming begging for help. The dispatcher heard a woman shout, "Why did you do this?" He collapsed at the door of his apartment.
Deputies arrived quickly, but Christopher had already bled to death from self-inflicted stab wounds to his chest. An autopsy determined that he had stabbed himself in the chest twice. The first wound apparently didn't look dangerous enough, so he tried again. The second time, the knife plunged into his left ventricle. This wound was plenty dangerous: he had only two minutes to live.
Christopher died in vain. His deathbed accusation of his neighbor failed, as a witness confirmed that the neighbor was not in the apartment. All Christopher got for revenge was an accidental death sentence.
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:13 pm
Corrupt Harmony www.darwinawards.com Failed Frame-Up
2005 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin
(19 March 2005, Michigan) "Unusual" and "complicated" is how the Missaukee County sheriff described the mysterious death of 19-year-old Christopher.
After an evening spent imbibing large quantities of alcohol, Christopher noticed a shortage in his liquor supply that could not be attributed to his own depredations. He concluded that his neighbor had stolen a bottle of booze! He menaced the neighbor with a knife, to no avail, whereupon he retired to his own apartment to brood about revenge.
Finally he figured out the perfect way to get back at that conniving bottle-thief: Christopher would stab himself and blame the neighbor!
A witness saw Christopher enter the bathroom as he called 911. He calmly informed the dispatcher that his neighbor had stabbed him. Witnesses said he looked fine when he emerged from the bathroom, but a moment later gouts of blood spewed from his chest. Suddenly he began screaming begging for help. The dispatcher heard a woman shout, "Why did you do this?" He collapsed at the door of his apartment.
Deputies arrived quickly, but Christopher had already bled to death from self-inflicted stab wounds to his chest. An autopsy determined that he had stabbed himself in the chest twice. The first wound apparently didn't look dangerous enough, so he tried again. The second time, the knife plunged into his left ventricle. This wound was plenty dangerous: he had only two minutes to live.
Christopher died in vain. His deathbed accusation of his neighbor failed, as a witness confirmed that the neighbor was not in the apartment. All Christopher got for revenge was an accidental death sentence.
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:16 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:42 pm
Right-click...Save Picture As...
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:46 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:24 pm
LinkinPark7 http://www.jewsforjesus.org/ - razz it makes no sence what so ever
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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:24 pm
What does the last frame say?
And Jews f' Jesus does seem to be, if not antithetical to Judaism, Christian.
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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:16 pm
I don't see how they are different from Christians. It's the textbook definition: Jews whose Messiah came, in the form of Jesus of Nazareth.
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