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xXSabrina_Alexinia_BerkXx
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 Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:04 pm
90% of the time 75% off shoes has a 10% chance of ever happening at Payless Shoe Store. How much of the percent of the time can you expect to ever be there when said sale happens? 0%
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:44 am
Things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out. - Jack Buck
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xXSabrina_Alexinia_BerkXx
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:25 am
Karaoke: The only form of torture that remains legal in the United States.
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:13 pm
neutral But....I like karaoke....
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." - Billy Madison xD
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 6:13 am
"Don't question GOD, as he may say, if you are so eager for answers, then please come up."
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:36 pm
"Scissors cuts paper,
Paper covers rock,
Rock crushes lizard,
Lizard poisons Spock,
Spock smashes scissors,
Scissors decapitates lizard,
Lizard eats paper,
Paper disproves Spock,
Spock vaporizes rock.
And, as it always has, rock crushes scissors."
-The Big Bang Theory; Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock
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Chaotic Rose Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:10 pm
Always acknowledge a fault frankly. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you opportunity to commit more.
- More Maxims of Mark, Johnson, 1927
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:21 pm
"It may sound like I'm saying that all guys think about the same things whether they are spiritual or not. That's because that is exactly what I'm saying. "Oh, not my boyfriend. He's a good Christian guy." Yeah, and he's looking for good-Christian-guy sex."
--Justin Lookadoo and Hayley DiMarco, Datetable
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Chaotic Rose Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:39 am
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
~Unknown
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:25 pm
"Revenge is like serving cold cuts." -Sobe bottle cap
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Chaotic Rose Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:43 am
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 7:10 pm
COMMUNISM -- SOVIET: You have two cows. You count them and realize you have four cows. You drink more Vodka. You count the cows again and realize you have eleventy six cows. You drink even more Vodka. After a while, you realize that eleventy isn't a real number. You count the cows again and have two cows. You open another bottle of Vodka and try to drown the loss of eleventy four cows. - 'Two Cows' Explanation of Government Types
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:51 am
"Thank you my friend! Your selfless service will not be forgotten!! scream " *runs for it*
xD
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:05 pm
"Let's make a country of faggots and gay up the whole dang world. Let's make a country of faggots and dress the boys like girls."
--Whitest Kids You Know
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xXSabrina_Alexinia_BerkXx
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:14 am
Go scuba diving and surface a little too early. Take 1 husked coconut and peel it of it's husk while getting slightly sunburnt in the process. Drink 6 cups of room temperature rum filled drinks(Bahama Mama, Dirty Monkey, Cherry Vice.). Enjoy.
-How to make a coconut your best friend, by yours truly. (Cozumel, Mexico was awesome.)
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